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gavino has connected for the first time! welcome!
gavino: do people actually hang out in the school chat room, or is it a joke?
jerseymike: no.
gavino: no people don't hang out or no it's not a joke???
jerseymike: yes.
gavino: what the **** does that mean
gavino: did it really just censor h e l l?
tugglife: get used to it, egg boy.
gavino: what the muff does that mean?
jerseymike: what the fug's a muff?
gavino: a pussy. what's an egg boy?
tugglife: you.
gavino: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
tugglife: nah. you'll figure it out.
tugglife has disconnected.
jerseymike has disconnected,
gavino: bloody ****
gavino has disconnected.
jerseymike has connected.
tugglife has connected.
jerseymike: egg boy is gone
tugglife: sweet. what the fug were we talking about before he interrupted?
jerseymike: something about how you're trying out for the school musical or whatever.
tugglife: yeah! we're doing into the woods. you should join.
jerseymike: no fugging way. michael jones doesn't sing for anyone.
tugglife: but you'd be perfect as one of the princes!
tugglife: or you could at least be cinderella's dad. he has like one line.
jerseymike: nope.
tugglife: PLEASE
jerseymike: no.
tugglife: but i'm your girlfriend :(
jerseymike: and i'll come see you in the show! i'll bring the biggest bouquet but i'm not being in the musical.
jerseymike: what are you trying out for?
tugglife: the bakers wife or cinderellas stepmother.
jerseymike: you'll be fantastic, babe.
tugglife: you would be too.....
gavino has connected.
jerseymike: holy shite egg boy, didn't you get it the first time?
gavino: get what?
jerseymike: look. the only people who use this are mine and tugglife's friends. nobody you know is gonna be here.
gavino: i already don't bloody know anyone!
gavino: i'm a transfer from the UK!
jerseymike: oh boo hoo. egg boy is foreign and alone.
gavino has disconnected.
tugglife: michael...
jerseymike: lindsay.
tugglife: you didn't have to be rude.
jerseymike: and he didn't have to be here.
jerseymike has disconnected.
tugglife: my boyfriend is a fugging ****.
tugglife has disconnected.