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1. Got Wood? Or, How I learned to stop worrying, and love the POW! by TheLeakingPen

   Fandoms: The REDACTED Reports (Podcast)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   28 Jun 2021

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Agent Rowan (The REDACTED Reports)/Other(s)
   • Agent Rowan (The REDACTED Reports)
   • Agent Rooster (The REDACTED Reports)
   • Agent Rory (The REDACTED Reports)
   • Agent River (The REDACTED Reports)
   • The Handler (The REDACTED Reports)
   • Redacted - Character

   Summary

   R Cell is operating in their own backyard for once, investigating a rare woods tree farm in Northern California that has been linked to several disappearances. Exactly WHY random vanishings in the creepy woods populated by crazed Sov Cits, meth labs, and taxidermy enthusiasts has been assigned to be possibly UNNATURAL is unknown.

   At the same time, Rooster's battle with his caffeine addiction hit a new high as he samples a new energy drink, POW!. Created by a partner of Breckenridge, he's been given several flats to try as a product tester / guinea pig.

   Please note any text denoted with single quotes, 'Like this text that you are reading right now' is intended to mimic the tendency in the podcast of characters speaking their thoughts for expository purposes, and are completely in the character's minds, not out loud.

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   English

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