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    It starts, as most of his misadventures tend to, with a wager and an affair.

    Geralt is tired of having to save Jaskier from the cuckolded husbands and angry relatives of his bedpartners. In his frustration, he and Jaskier end up betting that the bard can't go a month without putting his sausage in another's pantry. Jaskier, who is stubborn and petty and proud of it, refuses to lose. Then, though, he starts to fall ill...

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