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bakugou and the extras
<12:00am>
Get hard: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DENKI ILYSM
Battery pack: awww thanks babe ily2
ET: wow kiri ur so extra
ET: saying it at exactly midnight
Get hard: shush mina
Get hard: denki deserves only the best
#1 dynamight fan: omg happy birthday kaminari!!!
Battery pack: thanks mido!!
I am speed: Please go to sleep! It is midnight!
ET: why are u like this iida
Battery pack: yeah bro its my birthday
I am speed: we will celebrate in the morning kaminari
I am speed: but the incessant ringing of my phone is keeping the morning from happening. Because I cannot sleep.
Battery pack: i love it when iida throws shade
Get hard: and he makes a fair point
#1 dynamight fan: yeah...night guys!
ET: night! Hbd kami!
Battery pack: thanks mina! Night!
Get hard: night denki i love you
Battery pack: love you too
I am speed: GO TO SLEEP
get hard: sorry prez sleeping now
<8:34am>
Battery pack: @KEM i have never loved anyone as much as i love you
KEM (king explosion murder): shut the fuck up
KEM: and happy birthday you dumbfuck
Get hard: awww bakubro look at you being nice!
ET: i wish i got food from bakubabe for my bday
Battery pack: face it he just loves me the most
Get hard: actually bakubro loves ME the most
Flex tape: oh shit denki HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILY
Battery pack: sero did u forget my bday
Flex tape: ...maybe
Battery pack: eh i forgot urs i forgive u
Flex tape: thanks babe ily
Battery pack: ily2 ;)
KEM: @battery pack @flex tape stop flirting
Defying gravity: OH MY GOD ITS KAMINARIS BDAY
Defying gravity: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Battery pack: thanks uraraka!
#1 dynamight fan: happy birthday again kaminari!
Lol balls: happy bday kaminari
Battery pack: thanks mineta
International superspy: heck i keep forgetting everyones bdays
International superspy: HAPPY BDAY KAMI I LOVE YOU
Battery pack: thanks hagakure ily too
Get hard: whoever hasn’t wished kami happy bday better do it right now
Get hard: or else @KEM will blow you up
KEM: I will
Aux cord: don’t test him he will
Aux cord: happy birthday denki i love you very much
Aux cord: im never saying it again so savor this moment
Battery pack: awwwwww i love you too kyoka
Get hard: awwww
Pinky: awwww
Flex tape: awwww
Minecraft inventory box: happy birthday kaminari!
Octopus: happy birthday kaminari
Toadette: hbd kaminari
Battery pack: thanks momo, shoji, tsu!
Emo hawks: happy birthday kaminari
Battery pack: thx tokoyami
Humans r animals 2 ;): happy birthday kaminari! Have a great day!
Battery pack: thx kouda why is ur handle so ominous
Kiss the cook: please don’t ask its a whole thing
Kiss the cook: happy bday kaminari! I’ll make you a cake better than the breakfast bakugou made for you
KEM: you wanna go sugartits
Kiss the cook: for the last time ur boobs are bigger than mine
#1 dynamight fan: seconded
KEM: deku i swear to god
Defying gravity: OMG STOP PLS
Squirrel: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAMINARI
toadette: and ojiro saves the day
Battery pack: thanks dude!
Squirrel: my gift to u is that u can use my tail whenever u want today
Battery pack: @squirrel marry me
Squirrel: yes a million times yes
ET: time to plan a wedding!
Oui oui baguette: happiest of birthdays mon amour
Battery pack: thanks aoyama
Eraserhead jr: excuse me kaminari is not ur love wtf
Eraserhead jr: also @squirrel kami is mine fight me
ET: aaand shinsou enters the chat
KEM: jealous much
eraserhead jr: also happy birthday denki i love you
Battery pack: thanks shinsou i love you too!!
I am speed: happy birthday kaminari! I hope you have a wonderful day!
Daddy issues: happy birthday kaminari, i love you. Sincerely, todoroki
#1 dynamight fan: for the last time todoroki we all know who u are u don’t have to sign ur texts with ur name
Battery pack: i think its cute! Ily too todoroki <3
Defying gravity: awww kami u made todoroki blush
ET: kami makes a lot of people blush
Get hard: denki is loved by all
KEM: @#1 dynamight fan are you thinking what im thinking
#1 dynamight fan: u know it kacchan
Aux cord: ...is it bad if i miss when these two were fighting
Get hard: a bit
Minecraft inventory box: although it is weird seeing them on the same wavelength
Battery pack: @KEM babe what are you doing with mido
Battery pack: @KEM BABE WHAT ARE U DOING UR SCARING ME
Battery pack: @KEM STOP SMILING AT UR PHONE ITS TERRIFYING
Battery pack: @KEM KACCHAN
#1 dynamight fan: @battery pack i dont care if its ur bday i will kill you
Battery pack: jesus christ
ET: whos more possessive shinsou or mido
Defying gravity: dont even start that debate
Toadette: mido no competition
Get hard: sure but have u seen shinsou
Battery pack: i gotta say mido on this one
#1 dynamight fan: its me
Eraserhead jr: pls stop i am begging you
Battery pack: @KEM hey babe what r u doing w mido pls tell me
KEM: @battery pack stop calling me babe
KEM: we’re just planning something
Get hard: oh no
Daddy issues: they’re not even telling me. It’s serious. Sincerely, todoroki
#1 dynamight fan: @daddy issues STOP
#1 dynamight fan: ur just doing this to piss me off aren’t you
Daddy issues: tell me what you and bakugou are doing and i will stop. Sincerely, todoroki
#1 dynamight fan: no it’ll ruin the surprise
Daddy issues: your loss. Sincerely, todoroki
Eraserhead jr: oh my god
KEM: OK SHUT UP EXTRAS WE’RE READY
#1 dynamight fan: hello ladies, gentlemen, and bastards!
Defying gravity: ah yes the three genders: male, female, and bastard
Aux cord: wow i love being a bastard
Battery pack: bastard squad where u at
International superspy: bastards lets gooooo
KEM: hey bastards can you shut the fuck up and let deku talk
Battery pack: oh yeah sorry fellow bastard u can talk now
#1 dynamight fan: thanks fellow bastard!
#1 dynamight fan: alright Class 2-A and Shinsou! Welcome to…
KEM: THE DENKIBOWL
Battery pack: excuse me the what
KEM: its your birthday. What better gift than a fight to the death for your love
Battery pack: @KEM i am so touched i love you so much
#1 dynamight fan: @battery pack for the love of god BACK OFF HES MINE
Battery pack: ITS MY BIRTHDAY
Erasherhead jr: a competition for kami’s love? I’ll win
Aux cord: getting a little cocky there shinsou
Get hard: yeah SHINSOU ur not the only one who loves denki
Battery pack: oh shit did it already start
#1 dynamight fan: yes
KEM: winner gets to marry kaminari
Get hard: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY EXTRAS
KEM: thats the fuckin spirit
Battery pack: @get hard what are you doing fighting for my love
Get hard: im allowed to think my bff is a fine piece of ass ok
Battery pack: fair enough id do the same for you
#1 dynamight fan: alright you guys the rules are simple
#1 dynamight fan: all you have to do is fight for kaminari’s love
#1 dynamight fan: the denkibowl arena is open to anyone who wants kaminari denki to shock them in the dick with their quirk
Battery pack: oh my god
KEM: @#1 dynamight fan deku thats really fucking specific is there something i should know
#1 dynamight: dw kacchan ur the only one for me ;)
KEM: fuck off deku
Daddy issues: i am a little gay for denki i would like to participate
Eraserhead jr: @daddy issues a LITTLE?
Eraserhead jr: well im A LOT gay for denki and i WILL fight all of you for his hand in marriage
#1 dynamight fan: ...im starting to regret doing this
KEM: @#1 dynamight fan coward
Daddy issues: @eraserhead jr fuck you i love kaminari more than you
Eraserhead jr: IMPOSSIBLE YOU HALF N HALF BITCH
KEM: @eraserhead jr i have never been more proud
Daddy issues: @eraserhead jr wait shinsou no im sorry ily
Battery pack: this is the best day of my life
Flex tape: HOLD ON we fighting for kami’s love?
Flex tape: count me the fuck in
Battery pack: sero?????
ET: @defying gravity hold my flower i gotta show everyone who really loves kami the most
Defying gravity: @ET i got yo flower baby go kick their asses
Battery pack: MINA?????
Squirrel: im not even going to bother fighting
Squirrel: since we all know im the real denkibowl champion
Aux cord: @squirrel i will rip off your tail and feed it to you
Battery pack: jesus CHRIST
KEM: fuck yes ears show em
KEM: im living for this drama
#1 dynamight fan: i changed my mind
#1 dynamight fan: this was the best idea ever kacchan
KEM: i know i am the best
#1 dynamight fan: kacchan is amazing!!
Defying gravity: @KEM @#1 dynamight fan oh my god stop flirting
Squirrel: yeah guys this is about kaminari
Squirrel: and i love kaminari the most
Aux cord: DO YOU NOW
Aux cord: DO YOU REALLY
Get hard: personally offended that anyone could think they love denki more than me
Eraserhead jr: literally fuck all of you
Flex tape: hey @ET wanna team up and show these people who’s boss
ET: @flex tape hell yeah
Get hard: oh if we’re teaming up then
Get hard: @aux cord wanna go against shinsou
Aux cord: @get hard fuck yeah let’s show him
Daddy issues: @KEM @#1 dynamight fan what have you done. Sincerely, Todoroki
#1 Dyanmight fan: DAMMIT HES DOING IT AGAIN
#1 Dynamight fan: do you hate me todoroki
KEM: @daddy issues oh my god shut up
KEM: @battery pack where the fuck did you go
Aux cord: he’s currently sobbing in my lap
Aux cord: too much love and affection apparently
Battery pack: I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS
Defying gravity: awww we love you too!!
ET: LOVE U KAMI
Flex tape: love you!
Eraserhead jr: happy birthday babe love you
Daddy issues: i love you very much kaminari
Get hard: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DENKI HAPPY BDAY!!
Squirrel: love you kaminari
#1 dynamight fan: @battery pack we all love you so much!!
Aux cord: i love you denki
KEM: ...fuck it
KEM: love you kaminari
#1 dynamight fan: OMG KACCHAN
Battery pack: @KEM OH MY GOD ILY2 BAKUBRO IM SOBBING
Aux cord: can confirm there’s snot all over my jeans now
Battery pack: @aux cord why would u say that
Aux cord: i live to annoy you
Battery pack: i love you too kyoka
#1 dynamight fan: well i would say the denkibowl was a success
Eraserhead jr: wait who won
KEM: me, obviously
Daddy issues: bakugou how did you win
KEM: simple. I win at everything
Battery pack: @KEM awww babe i love you so much
#1 dynamight fan: KACCHAN NO the point was for everybody to win because we all love kaminari equally!!
KEM: you can't hold a competition and expect me to not win it
#1 dynamight fan: ...yeah fair enough
Battery pack: i love all of you
Battery pack: thanks for an awesome bday
<6:57pm>
Battery pack: @kiss the cook this is a damn good cake
Kiss the cook: HA
Battery pack: ...but bakubro’s breakfast was just perfection
KEM: I FUCKING WIN
KEM: @kiss the cook SUCK MY FAT DICK
#1 Dynamight fan: yessir
KEM: deku why
Kiss the cook: @KEM im gonna have to pass on your proposition
Battery pack: ouch, rejection
KEM: @battery pack shut the fuck up
Battery pack: i love you too bakubro
<11:58pm>
Battery pack: thanks everyone for today
Battery pack: best birthday ever