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Han sooyoung: hey yoo jonghyuk get this, there are some idiots doing a power ranger skit. Wanna go and watch and make fun of them?
Yoo jonghyuk: I am not interested in watching such stupidity
Han sooyoung: well your call
*yoo jonghyuk tagged along anyway*
Han sooyoung: ... hey wait.. aren't those...
Yo jonghyuk, face palming: haaah i am gonna kill them
Han sooyoung: ... our idiots?
Lee hyunsung: The moun... mountain like.. sh.. shie.. shield, BLUE
Jung heewon: The sword of judgement, RED
Jung heewon, whispering to lee hyunsung: hyunsung ssi you are too stiff, relax a little
Lee hyunsung,still struggling to pose: but its... its too hard for me
Lee jihye: The great commander of the sea, YELLOW
Kim dokja: hey jihye, that's not the line
Lee jihye: but ajjushi 'the disciple'? What the hell is that?? And why am i yellow?? Its not cool at all
Kim dokja: then do you wanna be pink? Cuz I can't find yoo sangah-ssi anywhere.
Lee jihye: owh hell naw
Kim dokja: then deal with it
Lee jihye: so why are you white ahjjushi? Shouldn't you be red? Like you know a typical hero leader colour?
Kim dokja: tomatoes are red.
Lee jihye: yeah and ??
Kim dokja: I'd rather die than look like a walking tomato
Lee jihye: ahjusshi you know sometimes you are more of a child than gilyoung or yoosung
Kim dokja: yeah whatever. Now lets do it again. Jihye stick to the line and hyunsung-ssi you are too stiff.
Lee hyunsung: but.. but..
Kim dokja: no buts
Lee hyunsung: o.. okay
J
ung heewon, patting lee hyunsung's shoulders: lets just get this over it
Lee hyunsung: dokja-ssi is scary sometimes.
Lee heewon: yeah he is just too into this.
Han sooyoung: ... so you wanna join them? Oh look lee jihye is waving at you. Bet they are totally gonna give you the color black
Yoo jonghyuk, making a disgruntled face: I'd rather die and regress again in a timeline where this idiocy does not exist.
Han sooyoung: *smirk* Hey you guys yoo jonghyuk says he wants to join in too
Yoo jonghyuk: WHAT NONSENSE
Lee jihye: master really???
Kim dokja: good timing we needed a black swordsman anyway. And han sooyoung you.. ah you can be the pet robot
Han sooyoung: what no. Let jihye be that, i wanna be yellow
Lee jihye: yeah like the shit you are
Han sooyoung: hey you wanna start something little lady
*everybody starts bickering*
Yoo jonghyuk: kim dokja i will kill you
Kim dokja: wait.. what. Hey wait, jonghyuk ah why are you taking the sword out?? Hey now if you don't like black you can be red? Or blue whatever you want... just put the sword down
Yoo jonghyuk: THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE