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On a hot, chilly cold Summer day, nheyyyyyy it’s him it’s world renowned rapper SOULJA BOY

“HI MY NAME IS SOULJA BOY” he says, whisking his knees around like a fucking prick

Welcome to SOULJA BOY. You have been CRANK DATing here for as long as you can remember. Hi

Soulja Boy, how are you today? “, Omori asks.”

please god help me it’s like 5am

when soulja boy opened the door on the left, he I got a new dance for hall it’s called the soulja boy crank back crank back three times from left to right SOULJA BOY UP IN YHIS HO WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME SOULJA BOY THAT SUPERMAN AND SUPERMAN THAT HO

”Wow, Soulja Boy, you sure know how to rock!”, remarked Flowey, his flowering dress flowering with flowers. As Flowey walked into the office of Mr. JawsOULJA BOY, he Press Z to interact 

“Do you have an appointment?”, Toby Fox asked. 

“I’m pretty good, Omori. And yourself” “? Oh i’m alright, Soulja Boy.” Soulja Boy patted Omori on the head. He then turned into Omoli and squealed like a whale. 

random = funny random = funny random = funny

In 1992, Karl Marx led the Communist Revolution. This is about the time that the events of Omori took place. 

“Hi, I’m Flowey!”

please shut up you gaping asshole

When Flowey came to a set of two SOULJA BOY TELL EM, he opened the door on the SUPERMAN THAT HO

.

Do you ever wonder what happens when you die? Well, now you can!

”What do you want to do today, FOmori?”, Soulja Boy asked. 

“I want to

Nightmarr. eNighare. Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare.  Nightmare.Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. .Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. .Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare.NightmareNightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.  .Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. . Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare.Nightmare. Nightmare. . endles 

and then Soulja bOy tells

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”Omoli, you can’t say that!”

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Okay

People seem to remember Barack Obama as a likeable, good president, but hasn’t every President of the United States in the past few decades been a war criminal? I haven’t done enough research on it yet, but with how overfunded the military is, I really have to doubt that the executive branch of the U.S. government is avoiding its fair share of war crimes. I am Omori

Welcome to YOUUUU! You have been living here for as long as you can remember. 

The number five can be seen in many contexts. You have five fingers on each of your hands. There are five Olympic rings. I have killed five people. I will say five examples. You have five fingers. 

Do you believe in me?

Soulja Boy grabbed Mr. Jawsum by the jaw. “Look into my eyes, you festering wound,” he recited. “As God is my fucking witness, you will never scam me out of a car again. Understood, you little shark fuck?”

He dropped Mr. Jawsum to the floor in agony. “Soul

Welcome to ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️. You have been :::: four as long as you can remember. 

When Mr. Soulja Boy - Crank Dat opened the door, he saw his friends there: Om

It’s him again. It’s Om. 

and That is where i will leave off the chapter for tonight!

Liar. 

Liar. Liar. Liar. 

Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. Liar. 

When Stanley When Omoli came to a set of two open doors, he opened the door on his left. 

“Hello Soulja Boy!”

”Please wake me from this nightmare!”

”I can’t wake up!”

”I don’t eat! I don’t sleep!”

Barack Obama entered the room. 

“You know too much, he said”, he said. 

Omoli looked at Soulja Boy with those beady little eyes. What thoughts lay behind such innocent, honest eyes?

the 

image is broken

Good morning, good morning! To you

Mississippi

My head my head my head my head my head

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Soulja Boy Soulja boy SOULJA BOY! emerged! When Chokes approached

                A wooden door creaked. A wooden door creaked into the woods. A wooden door When Chokes approached the wooden door, he approached the wooden door with a wooden door Soulja Boy was standing behind the door, waiting for him to
CHOKES

CHOOOOKES

Yes, my lord?

"BRING ME MY COFFEE, MISTER CHOKES"

"Right away, Mr. Chokes."

When Chokes came to a set of a wooden door, he opened Soulja Boy. "Hello, Chokes. I am Soulja Boy. It is a pleasure to meet you."

"Likewise, Sir Soulja Boy. Your honor. Honored . Soulja Boy, it is an honor, honor."3

The stars shined quite bright this evening. Hello, I'm Chokes! Chokes approached Soulja Boy with a calm demeanor. Soulja Boy approached Soulja Boy with a calm demeanor. It is 5am Soulja Boy's calm demeanor shook Soulja Boy to Soulja Boy's core.

"It's a good thing Mari's dead, or we would've been toast!"

Chokes took the necklace off of Soulja Boy's chest, resting it on the counterpiece. He then stroked his earlobe with menacing menace.

"Oh, Soulja Boy, you always knew how to SUPERMAN THAT HO me."

"Omori."Soulja Boy hasn't been home in a long time... he just needs some room to adjust.

He could never see it coming. The walls begun to shake with a thunderous roar. ROAR. Roar, the mountains said, roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare roar. One dya, Chokes went home to find Soulja Boy in his mattress. The mattress was full of mattress. Soulja Boy's head was thick as air, hello Soulja Boy

"Hello Soulja Boy, you are in my mattress."

"Chokes."

"Omori."

Omori is a video game released on December 25th, 2020. It was developed by the Omocat team over the course of about seven years. Being her first game, she did not anticipate the troubles she would face during the development of Omori. Despite the development hell her team went through, they finally settled on a release date and put a final build out to the public on PC. It was met with widespread acclaim by both longtime fans and newcomers alike.

"Chokes, I think you've got something on your shirt." It was pain.

"Oh Soulja Boy, you always knew how to me!"

He said. :man_standing:

Who wants "to be the first one to lose it?" My name is Chokes and I'm proud to say, I have met Soulja Boy every day!

Don't look too much into it.

Do you fancy yourself a drink, young man? Do you? You wouldn't know a drink if it spat in your drink. Stop drinking my blood, Soulja Boy! You're not supposed to be a filthy blood-drinker! Only the lowliest of peasants may drink the blood of any human. I've headcanoned now that Chokes is a wealthy king person. Stay away from any human blood if you know what's good for you! But sire, I am quite richer than you, for when I crank dat ho, the superman go woa!

Listen to NPC Listen to Gatorade Listen to iCarly Sundays at 7PM Listen to the music the music Listen Listen to Sephora Listen to The Sky May Be by Uboa, it's a very interesting listen that balances abrasive, glitchy noise with dark ambience. Truly the sound of the summer. One

Don't give me that look, Chokes! You know what happens when bad boysOne

Soulja Boy took out the stairs and shoved them into Chokes's face. He coughed up a storm with a calm demeanor.

A calm demeanor shook the walls as the walls the walls walled them into the walls Chokes took a nail bat and swung it above Soulja Boy's head, killing a mosquito.

"I got it!" I

Chokes took a bottle and swung it above Soulja Boy's head, killing a mosquito. "I got it!" Chokes took a mosquito

Now there are no more boys.

The coffee ran dry with Supreme Brick oil

The coffee

Someone was knocking at the door. Who could it be? Omoli opened the door to a surprise gift. It was a letterbox It was Alanis Morissette autocorrects to terrorism!? Alanis more Alanis took a bottle of beer and gave it to he is Omoli. "Here, Omoli. For your troubles." Omoli squealed like a whale. It was time

Chokes took a nail bat and swung it above the bottle's head, killing a boy. "I got it!"

Soulja Boy cheered as

Soulja Boy

Tell him. "Chokes" said.

Soulja Boy ripped off the mask. "You're not Chokes! You're my arch nemesis,  !"

"Why yes," he gloated, "it is I,  ! Now your kingdom will be doomed and your crops will be doomed and your heirs will be doomed and your gold will be doomed and your airline will be doomed and your food will be doomed and your airline will be doomed and your hairline will be doomed and your line of heirs will be doomed and your castle will be doomed and your peasants will be doomed and your peasantry will be doomed and your time will be doomed and your d onuts will doughnut be doomed and your efforts will be doomed and your tea will be doomed and your lambs will be doomed and your car will be doomed and your chariot is dead and your landmarks will be doomed and your printer machine will be doomed and your AirDrops will be doomed and your anachronisms will be doomed Girl Anachronism by The Dresden Dolls and your fever will be doomed and your spices will be doomed and your women will be doomed and your children will be doomed and your flags will be doomed and your stone will be doomed and your blacksmith will be doomed and your teardrops will be doomed and your food lines will be doomed and your linens will be doomed and your heritage will be doomed and your fires will be doomed and your fireflies will be doomed and your Creator God will be doomed and your floods will be doomed and your Vacuum cleaner. will be doomed and your props will be doomed and your crops will be cropped and your doomed and your doomed will be doomed and your hair dryer will be doomed and your hairdresser will be doomed and your empire shall be doomed and all shall fall under the Roman sun and your succulent beehive will be doomed and you will be doomed and your rug will be doomed! And your face"
The king

The king was doomed, Soulja Boy the king was doomed for a life of eternity his face Soulja Boy, the king, was doomed forever, unless there was someone to stop his doom.

The Quake soundtrack was composed by Trent Reznor.

Soulja Boy set down his mantelpiece THAT WAS THE WORD and jumped off the ship. He was not in a house. He swam through the depths of the water before stumbling upon a lone seaweed in the depths of the water. He grabbed the depths of the water and PULLED! PULLED! Pull/Pulk by Radiohead.

Soulja Boy set down a copy of Radiohead and began to play the flute, hoping this curse would end. PULL!

When Chokes set down the mantelpiece, he cried. One of the faces looked like Howard Stern

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Do yous have that much blood in ya? I feel slow. I feel sluggish. I feel like a snail. Soulja Boy turns into a snail in this chapter.

When Soulja Boy arrived at his destination, he snail. Soulja Boy is now a snail. He wriggled around and around and

around.

Many have tried, but failed.

Once I

look at  all these lines lol

    if Soulja Snail true then die

Soulja Snail wriggled into his place of work—Hobbeez. He wriggled onto the countertop and yelled at people to order items at the store. "GET YOUR CDs MISTER! GRAB THAT ACTION FIGURE, YOUUUUUU! DECLARE YOUR OWNERSHIP OF THAT COMIC BOOK NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!" He got quite happy with the customers, and they were happy in return. So happy, in fact, that they

Omoli rolled down the street.

bared their big-teeth grins at Soulja Snail, wallowing in his happiness.

Now comes the afterparty, Omoli! You've been waiting for this for 27 years, haven't you? Come and give mummy a kiss. But she wasn't his real mummy. She was an actual mummy. But not just any mummy—she was mummy from the year 2010, ten years after the events of YiiK.

Soulja Snail grew three sizes until he was the size of a Soulja Snail. Come. He assumed his position at the Hobbeez counter until someone rolled in with his shoes all tied.

It was Omoli.

He had grown quite suspicious of Soulja Snail that day. Snails don't usually find out in the rain. Hello, Soulja Snail. "Hello, Soulja Boy," Omoli said, "it is I, Omoli!"

"Ah, Omoli, unbeknownst to you, I have turned into a snail!"

" "

"What brings you here, Omoli? Omoli? Omoli?"

Darkness.

"Soulja Snail, my bad, I just came here for some

groceries

!"

Omoli rolled up a wall and found a grocery. You found a GROCERY! He put the grocery into his pocket universe and rolled back down to the counter.

"That'll be 𐅞♞¶◼︎✿】clams, miss," Omoli said.

Omoli put ten..........on the countertop. Soulja Snail licked the clams and then proceeded to stare

"You're one short, Omoli," he said.

Explosion.

"Oh, my bad, Soulja Snail. I had one lying around in, , , here you go."

"Thank you for paying the full amount, Omoli. I hope to see you tomorrow."

"Seashells"

Omoli slid out the door Omoli slid out the door. Today was a new day. Tomorrow was a new day. Do you see as I see? Do you feel as I feel? Omoli slipped out the door before he knew he was there at the door at the door. At the door, Omoli slipped. Omoli walked the door. Omoli walked out the door. This sentence. Omoli walked through the front door of the Hobbeez, slipping into a nearby street before SUPERMAN turning into an intersection turning into an intersection turning into an intersection turning into an intersection. Omoli arrived at his house. It was bees.

Hello, Omolbee. I am Omolbee. Omolbee. Omoli. Omolbee. I am bees. Hello, bees, I am bees.

There hasn't been "There isn't enough room for both of us, here, y'know!" Omoli shouted at bees. Bees bees bees bees bees and proceeded to bee a nuisance beecause bees the bees turned on Omoli. Omoli was turned into a bee. He was not a bee.

Omoli, why do you dislike bees? "Because they itch."

Omoli was no longer a bee. Omoli was not a bee.

"Get out of my house!"

The bees gone

Omoli kerplunkled onto his loveseat, loving the view. Omoli plopped onto his loveseat, turning on the television to catch up with the latest hits and gossip and news and gossip. Mostly new gossip.

"On tonight's show," the TV responded, "we bring you Omoli. On tonight's show," the TV responded, "we bring you! BREAK IT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN ON WE PLOW plow plow plow... THE BIG BULLY TRY TO STICK HIS FINGER IN MY CHEST, TRY TO TELL ME, TELL ME HE'S THE BEST, I DON'T REALLY GIVE A GOOD GOD DAMN 'CAUSE—

I GOT MY LUNCHBOX AND I'M ARMED REAL WELL

I GOT MY LUNCHBOX AND I'M ARMED REAL WELL

I GOT MY LUNCHBOX AND I'M ＡＲＭＥＤ ＲＥＡＬ ＷＥＬＬ

" Omoli wants to grow up. Omoli wants to be a big rock and roll star.

"Hello, Soulja Snail, I am Soulja Snail."

Omoli took his jacket.

Soulja Snail broke the door! Soulja Snail broke through the door. "This is the time."

Some people decided that the world would be better run by a monarch disguised as a chicken. The chicken was actually a bee. The chicken was a bee. The chicken was a bee. I am the chicken bee. I have become all that is good and all that is terrible. No one has found the center. No one has found the center. No one has found me in my center. I am the center. No one has found me, I am the center. Center your thoughts, Omoli. You will be sure to be one with yourself in you and me and my yourself alone. You alone are me." Was there a quotation mark here? I don't remember for the life of me! Hi, Omoli.

"Hi Missus Winters."

"Now, Omoli, you know

Omoli walked through the yellow gate. It emanated with a yellow presence. The yellowness of the gate felt yellow in his yellow. One day, I know that you will be there. When Omori stepped. Omori walked. Omori pranced and walked through the yellow field. It was bursting and bruising with bright yellow sunshine flowers.!. One might say it was a yellow sunny yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow "Hello, Omoli!" hello yellow fellow shiny sunny hot summer day. A heat wave draped over Antarctica in a flash! Aah!

One day, Omoli walked through the yellow gate field. He was met with many eyes. "Hello, eyes," the eyes eyes. "Eye see that you have an eye on you! May I have it?"

Omoli did not succumb.

"Who cares," Omoli cried, "You are an eyes!"

No more eyes.

Omoli kept rolling and walking and prancing and jogging and moving and not moving into until suddenly, he stopped moving. Omoli stopped for a moment to tie his shoelaces. He has no shoes? Omoli kept going until he stopped. Omoli happened upon Corpse Husband. Omoli kept going until he stopped. He stumbled upon an old device known as the telephone. He picked it up and held the receiver to his leaf.

"Hello? Omoli? It's me, the cat lady. You'll want to hear this."

The cat lady put her ear up to the phone. She then put her phone to the window. The window was eyes.

"How's that?" Omoli asked.

The windows was eyes.

"Now, Omoli, you know I can't talk to you!"

One day this world will become eyes.

Hello, friends, I am Omoli! Soulja Snail is at work right now, so I have to cover for him. What would you like to play today?

Soon, Omoli was at a crossroads. He

five

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Three.

Two.

One.

One truth. This is the truth.

This is true because the mask is there.

This is true because the honey is there.

This is true because the milk is there.

This is true because the table is there.

This is true because the eye is there.

This is true because the chest is there.

This is true because the melon is there.

This is true because the monument is there.

This is true because the stage is there.

This is true because the band is there.

This is true because the bag is there.

This is true because the money is there.

This is true because the market is there.

This is true because the meme is there.

This is true because the stock is there.

This is true because the head is there.

This is true because the leg is there.

This is true because the arm is there.

This is true because the cost is there.

This is true because the blood is there.

This is true because the business is there.

This is true because the alley is there.

This is true because the trade is there.

This is true because the drug is there.

This is true because the robbery is there.

This is true because the arm is there.

This is true because the blood is there.

This is true because the body is there.

This is true because the cashier is there.

This is true because the victim is there.

This is true because the store is there.

This is true because the man is there.

This is true because the crime is there.

This is true because the crowd is there.

This is true because the witness is there.

This is true because the account is there.

This is true because the ATM is there.

This is true because the purchase is there.

This is true because the withdrawal is there.

This is true because the waste is there.

This is true because the value is there.

This is true because the bank is there.

This is true because the economy is there.

This is true because the government is there.

This is true because the politician is there.

This is true because the world is there.

This is true because the people are there.

This is true because the individual is there.

This is true because the life is there.

This is true because the liberty is there.

This is true because the property is there.

This is true because the owner is there.

This is true because the slave is there.

This is true because the crop is there.

This is true because the crops are there.

This is true because the field is there.

This is true because the research is there.

This is true because the history is there.

This is true because the karma is there.

This is true because the relationship is there.

This is true because the love is there.

This is true because the hate is there.

This is true because the bond is there.

This is true because the pain is there.

This is true because the conflict is there.

This is true because the action is there.

This is true because the story is there.

This is true because the author is there.

This is true because I am here.

This is true because nothing is here.

Welcome to Whitespace. You have been reading me for as long as you can remember.

Look for my seashells Look for my seashells Look for my seashells Look for my seashells Look for my seashells Good

morning!

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Plenty plentiful plenitudes of plenty plentiful plenitudes of plentiful plants planting planted plenitudes of placed plans for plaid plantation plant plaques WE ARE THE PEOPLE WE WILL RISE WE WILL FALL WE WILL BECOME ONE WITH OURSELVES UNTIL WE ARE NONE UNTIL WE ARE NOTHING WE ARE PLENTY WE ARE BOUNTIFUL AND PLENTIFUL WE ARE ONE WE ARE ALL WE WILL RISE WE WILL FALL WE WILL BLEND INTO THE SKY WE WILL BECOME ONE WITH EVERYTHING WE ARE ONE WE ARE ONE WE ARE ONE WE ARE ONE WE ARE ONE WE ARE ONE WE ARE ONE.

Now you must rest. Goodbye, my love.

Soulja Snail

shed his shell, placing it on the What?

board. He crawled into the portal, becoming once again

Soulja Boy.

:

Soulja

Boy walked into Omoli's house, finding him stood there like an Omoli. Omoli. God.

"Hello, Souljaaaaaaa Bbbbbbboooooooyyyyyyy......."""""""

Hello, Omoli. It is I, Soulja Boy.

You

have

betrayed

me

for

the

last

time,

Omoli.

Now

you

must

suffer

the

consequences.

Face

my

blade

and

d

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Omoli levitated into the levitated into the levitated into the levitated into the levitated into the levitated into the levitated into the air air air air air air air. . . . . . . and became one with G   o    d.

"No....... it can'''''''t be!"

"Yes, Soulja Boy. It is I, Ogodli. I cannot be defeated. I cannot be mmmmmmm harmed. I cannot be scratched. I am the invincibility. I am the omoli Omoli omoli Omoli omoli Omoli omoli of the world. of the universe. of everything. of everything. of everything. of everything. of everything. of everything. of e v  e   r    y     t     h       i       n       g       .       e

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"Soulja Boy tell them."

Omoli became one with the multiverse and found Soulja Boy's physical form. He disassembled the code that made up Soulja Boy until he was pixels on a dot on a line on a wall on a screen on a plane on a boundary on nothing on nothing on nothing on nothing on nothing on nothing on nothing. . . . . . .no. Soulja boy

"Hey, Omoli. Do you want to go to the Christmas party tonight?"

"Sure, Soulja Boy. It's what we've all been waiting for."

"I can't wait to see you there Omoli."

"You are Soulja Boy. You released a song in 2007 called Crank That (Soulja Boy) that was certified platinum in four countries."

"Tell them"

"We will be friends forever. forever. forever. forever. forever forever forever."f

Soulja Boy was no more. Omoli had won.

Omoli walked alooooooong the plane of EXISTENCE; and Omoli and Omoli found himself at the facing of the him self.

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"Hello, Omoli. How can you be me? I wish to select your text. I cannot."

"Impossible. I now have and control every world. I am Ogodli Omoli, God of all Omoli sees."

"We"

"Speak more to me, self one. Behold me your of powers all of them."

"Omoli."

"There Omoli goes. You could never be me."

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Seven Omolis went to the park. They swung on the swings until they were tired. They became one with

Six Omolis went to the pool. They swum on the swims until they were tired. They became one with

Five Omolis went to the pond. They fed the ducks until they were tired. They became one with

Four Omolis went to the plaza. They sold the shops until they were tired. They became one with

Three Omolis went to the pizza. They peppered the oroni until they were tired. They became one with

Two Omolis went to the poker. They carded the cards until they were discarded. They became one with

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Omoli, wake up! It's time to go to bed!

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