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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    “Gale,” Astarion says eventually, the words carefully measured. “What the actual fuck?!”

    “Star. He didn’t know.”

    “How?! Hells, Gale, you can’t just go around adding more gods to my kill-list! Three is already far too many for one lifetime.”

     

    Gale gets relationship advice from monsters. It proves surprisingly helpful.

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    16 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Set a year after the Invincible successfully made it through their trip, the Captain and their crew have been doing well in setting up a new colony for themselves, but there's still plenty of work to do. Maybe even more so then expected, since during a (what was supposed to be) short supplies run, they suddenly get alerted of a distress signal from a freighter ship called "Tulpar". They decide to investigate, always willing to help those in need, but...why does this feel a little wrong, Captain?
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    Basically, this whole fic is an ISWM × Mouthwashing crossover where the Invincible Crew finds the Tulpar Crew, and, well, let's just say things happen :]

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    20 Jan 2025

  3. Rec *

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    They're the last, and Hornet will not give them up without a fight.

    If anyone deserved the world they'd saved, it was those it had been the cruelest to.

     

    Or; I very slowly get around to giving Hornet nice things in the redemption fic nobody asked for.

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    14 Jul 2022

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    “...Sure,” Martin replied glumly. He wondered if this is how all those french people felt, back in the days of guillotines. “Huh— How do you think I should introduce myself to this Archivist, anyway? They are going to be my boss, technically speaking, so I suppose I can at least try to make a good first impression…?”

    The look Tim and Sasha shared was… Certainly something.

    “I don’t think introductions will really be required,” she said, delicately.

    “Right. Ok. Sure. Do you know what their name is? I ought to at least know that, right?” Martin pressed on, voice tinted by desperation. “Mr. Bouchard wouldn’t say—”

    Again with the look. Martin was going to scream.

    “Don’t you worry about that, bud,” Tim said with a very forced, nervous little grin. “The Archivist is just The Archivist. Just get in there and… Godspeed?”

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    Moved by desperation, Martin accepts a job he's perfectly aware is bad news, but maybe... It won't be as such for long.

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    13 May 2024

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    Heavily inspired by Dear_Author and their work called "The Vulture (New Detective in Town) and other similar works around Connor working on the 99th, so I wanted to do my own version.

    Basically your favorite android ending up in 2013 in New York and only finding a job in the 99th Precinct and he ends up somehow being the least weird in the group... So that's saying something.

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    26 Mar 2024