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sex havers + sapnap
9:47 pm
dream: is anyone gonna stream tonight?
karljacobs: go live :)
dream: i dont want to
quackity: hes scared the antis are gonna attack him for breathing again
dream: at least my streams arent scuffed
quackity: what streams????????
dream: fuck off
dream: so no one is gonna go live?
karljacobs: jackbox?l
sapnap: no we cant give people the satisfaction of 5/5 feral boys
dream: speaking of where’s George
dream: @georgenotfound where are u bb
sapnap: wht
karljacobs: what
dream: /j /j /j /j /j IT WAS A JOKE
quackity: ???????
george: what do u want
karljacobs: jackbox stream tonight :D
quackity: using george for views
quackity: how come george never wants to be in my streams
george: meh
dream: i cant
karl: george pleaseee
george: i guess
karl: sap? please :]
sapnap: sure why not
dream: i can btw
quackity: dream no one asked
dream: karl literally said feral boys content
quackity: yeah…. me sap karl gogy and Callahan
sapnap: callahan >>> dream
karljacobs: vouch
dream: this is cyber bullying
quackity: your whole social career is based on cyber bullying by 10 yrs old
quackity: also can we not do rap battle tonight
george: no
george: its an easy win
sapnap: fucking gogy simps
george: cry about it
karljacobs: whip lash :D !!!!!
dream: go live karl jacobs
karljacobs: 👍
sex havers + sapnap
11:59 pm
dream: that was cheating
quackity: wah wah wah
quackity: the piss baby is crying again
dream: at least i dont need to manipulate the audience
quackity: FUCK OFF
karljacobs: guys that was fun :) thanks for coming on my stream <333
sapnap: no problem :D
george: dream you still own me subs
george: i wont forget
quackity: sugar daddy arc??????
dream: oh come on now
karl: does anyone wanna watch a movie with me? we can netflix party :)
sapnap: sure can we watch the new disney movie?
karljacobs: like Luca?
dream: you said you were gonna watch a movie with me sap
sapnap: yeah that one
sapnap: sorry dream :( i forgot
karljacobs: its okay! go watch a movie with dream
sapnap: we live together he can live without watching a movie with me
sapnap: hop on ill send u the link
dream: so im alone now
quackity: im always here ;)
quackity: wanna have discord sex?
dream: no
george: he only does it with me
dream: public dsmp vc too :)
quackity: wheres the /j ??????
george: /j
dream: why do u have to lie george?
dream: you can tell him
quackity: can you invite me next time?
dream: it depends
dream: how kinky are u
callahan: umm
george: CALLA I FORGOT YOU WE IN THE GC
callahan: im hurt you always forget me
callahan has left sex havers + sapnap
dream: george thats your fault
george: ok i dont care
quackity: sending him this convo
quackity: he can see the real villain
george: dont care
george: going back to sleep
quackity: sleepy gogy wogy is slweepy 🥺
dream: gogy wogy wants a bwottle too 💕🥺
quackity: gogy wogy wants a dick too ❤️🥺
dream: gogy wogy can choke on my dick 💗🥺
quackity: gogy wogy can choke on mine too 💕🥺
sapnap: gogy wogy can die.
quackity: did karl not let you cuddle while u watch the movie? are you on your heartbroken arc?
karljacobs: no my disney+ doesnt work so we cant watch the movie :(
dream: you can use ours sap send him the password i dont mind
quackity: can i use it?
dream: no
george: wait who pays for it?
sapnap: dream pays for netflix amazon and disney i pay for hulu
quackity: youtube money pays you well
dream: yeah
dream: karl why did u name ur disney account a worm emoji
karljacobs: because 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱
dream: great explination :D
karljacobs: who the honk is bernard
quackity: who?????
sapnap: idk its a random friend of dream
dream: wait
dream: i thought it was your friend
sapnap: so hey guys, someone hacked out disney+ account
quackity: does this mean i can have access to it too?
dream: no.
sex havers + sapnap
4:23 am
karljacobs: do u guys ever wonder what it would be like if we were all living together?
karljacobs: or if we meet up?
karljacobs: or if we never had platforms?
karljacobs: or if we were dead?
karljacobs: of if we never meet eachother?
quackity: karl keep your fucking dumbass questions for tomorrow and go to fucking sleep you motherfucker
karljacobs: no
karljacobs: i have too many questions i need answers
quackity: you also need to shut the fuck up
karljacobs: @everyone vc 3 guys lets play some craft
dream: what
george: hi
karljacobs: why are u both awake?
sapnap: they were in a vc
sapnap: dream has been screaming the past hour
george: screaming my name ;)
karljacobs: keep it in the dms you horny nimrods
karljacobs: Vc?
quackity: ill join if we have discord sex
karljacobs: no
karljacobs: we are gonna game! we are going to be gamers!
dream: yeah no im not interested
sapnap: says the one who plays minecraft all day
dream: okay and? you do the same
sapnap: at least im cool
dream: because you can skateboard? so can i
dream: you’re not better than me
george: wait
george: dream can skateboard?
dream: yeah who do u think has been teaching sapnap
george: i thought it was youtube
dream: nope it was all me
dream: wait where did karl go?
dream: @karljacobs
dream: @karljacobs
dream: @karljacobs
george: he probably fell asleep
dream: most likely anyway
dream: wanna vc
george: sure :)