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"Montague is not merely a prig. Montague ought to be chopped up and fed to the giant squid, as he isn't suitable quality for potions ingredients. Montague is costing us the Quidditch cup, again—"
Helden cut off this monologue by deftly inserting a cream puff from the kitchen into Denebola's mouth at the right moment. She was delayed by the need to chew, and reduced to glaring up at him with flashing eyes.
