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1. Dramoine; OR, Drack Malofy, Second-Rate Detective by granger_danger for scullymurphy

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Jul 2021

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Crack
   • Humor
   • Alternate Universe - Muggle
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Crack

   Summary

   “Feeling kicky today,” said Drack Malofy to himself in the mirror, pulling on his high-waisted jorts.

   It was, after all, Casual Friday.

   He tucked in his color bloc polo and fastened his brown belt.

   He put on his Oakley sunglasses and kissed his mother Narlene on the cheek on his way out.

   Then, he climbed into his rusting jalopy and drove towards the Des Moines City Sheriff’s Department of the City of Des Moines, just as he had every weekday for the past ten years, and just as he would every weekday for the next ten years to come.

   *An extremely silly and absurd crack fic based on a running joke about our own HP fandom typos*

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