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1. But Is It Really THAT Big? by cheeryPsycho

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   21 Jul 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/John Egbert
   • ??? :3c
   • John Egbert
   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Dave Strider
   • ??? :B
   • all StriLondes probably incoming
   • Gay Panic
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Hijinks & Shenanigans
   • Age Difference
   • Size Difference
   • Smuppets
   • possibly
   • Sibling Love
   • Plot With Porn
   • Smut
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • angst maybe?
   • sounds like PWP but actually has plot I swear
   • TBD I'm freestyling this one
   • will definitely CW if triggering events dw

   Summary

   John makes the mistake of letting Rose take full control of a conversation (go figure) and receives some preposterous exaggeration about the size of Bro's um, endowement, slapped on his face. Naturally, he gets... curious.

   ...but in like, a no homo way, obvs.

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