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"Well well," Felix said. "If it isn't Lila the Liar."
"At least I'm not an incompetent liar like you are."
"Judging by the way I saw Adrien and Marinette earlier, your schemes are not anymore successful," he stepped closer, "so you should go gold digging somewhere else."
Lila turned her reddened face away and humphed.
"Well it's not going to be with you. Judging by your clothes, I don't think you know what century it is. They're probably as old as Adrien's stinky cheese."
Felix glared.
"What were you doing in my cousin's room?"
"Wouldn't you like to know, Adrien-wannabe."
"Ladybug-wannabe."
Lila crossed her arms.
"Please, Ladybug's a half-rate superhero just like Marinette is a half-rate fashion designer. I mean, instead of making actual costumes, she had Zoe and Mylene wear over-sized shirts. I would have done better than that, just like I was a better superhero. But it doesn't matter because I'm about to end that girl's career and take her place."
"Ladybug's or Marinette's?"
"Both."
"I don't see how a nobody like you can take out either one."
Lila gasped.
"How dare you! I'll have you know that not only do I work for the Gabriel Agreste, but.....lets just say Shadow Moth has an apprentice."
"Ha! You can lie better than that."
She raised her eyebrow.
"Am I?"