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1. Modern Elven Baths by BreLakor for theblackdash, SlaveToTheMocha

   Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Feb 2015

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Fen'Harel/Female Lavellan
   • Abelas/Merrill
   • Iron Bull/Dorian Pavus
   • Fen'Harel
   • Female Lavellan
   • Dorian Pavus
   • Mythal
   • Abelas
   • Merrill (Dragon Age)
   • Elgar'nan
   • Fluff
   • Humor
   • Crack
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Spa Treatments
   • Massage

   Summary

   Inspired by Word being stupid and continually trying to auto-correct 'spat' to 'spa'.

   Elgar'nan and Mythal own a spa retreat in modern times, Fen'Harel, Abelas, Merrill and eventually Lavellan work there.

   Fen'Harel pisses Lavellan off because they had a one night stand and he didn't remember her name afterwards. Abelas has had a crush on Merrill for five years but never does anything about it. Elgar'nan has a pet chihuhua and continually wants to fire Fen'Harel for ignoring the employee dress code/being late/sleeping with customers/sleeping with Lavellan at work/trying to set up Merrill and Abelas at work/lounging in the spa when he's meant to be working/etc etc

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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