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OG CLASS VII
A. Reinford: I seriously need to take a break...
L. Arseid: HAS WORK BEEN TOO DEMANDING LATELY?
A. Reinford: Yes. I have to oversee three more projects this month, and even with Sharon’s help, my schedule is still killing me
A. Reinford: Also, your caps lock is on, Laura
L. Arseid: AH. MY APOLOGIES
L. Arseid: I must have pressed it by accident again
CrowSwagalicious: That’s like the fifth time today! How is it even possible to press caps more than twice???
L. Arseid: It is because my ARCUS’ screen is more sensitive than usual because I dropped it while training. Though, I know I should have had it repaired by now...
E. Craig: Don’t worry about it, Laura. We know you’re busy with your duties as an instructor for your school. And knowing you, you might not want to trouble Klaus, right?
L. Arseid: That is correct. Thank you for your understanding
G. Worzel: Surely it doesn’t really bug you, right Crow?
J. Albarea: If anything, he just wants to see Elliot defend Laura
CrowSwagalicious: >:)
E. Craig: CROW!
L. Arseid: ???
L. Arseid: There is no need to tease Elliot for defending me. In fact, I truly appreciate him doing so whenever I forget to turn off my caps lock
CrowSwagalicious: Look at that~ It seems like it was Laura’s turn to defend our musician here~
Lammy Smash! is now online
Lammy Smash!: Oooooooh~
Lammy Smash!: I’m so glad I went online! Has Elliot finally made his move? I want to know so bad! >v<
CrowSwagalicious: Nah. Looks like it’s Laura who’s making the first move~
E. Craig: G-Guys!
A. Reinford: This is what happens when those two are both online...
J. Albarea: Millium. Have you finished all of your work for today? I’ve heard from Regnitz that you helped him with some inspection in the afternoon
Lammy Smash!: Yup, yup! He’s not online right now since he has to finish some paperwork. He bought so much canned coffee at the store after we were done inspecting a rundown building. You guys should have seen how he chugged the cans! XD
E. Millstein: That definitely sounds like Machias...
G. Worzel: It seems like the winds aren’t in his favor today...
CrowSwagalicious: Or evryday
CrowSwagalicious: *everda
CrowSwagalicious: *everydy
CrowSwagalicious: Fuck
A. Reinford: We get what you’re trying to say!
J. Albarea: It’s annoying seeing your stupid nickname over and over in the chat so stop
CrowSwagalicious: Hey! My nickname defines me!
E. Millstein: I don’t know if being... "swagalicious" is what really defines you, Crow...
A. Reinford: I think slacker suits you more
J. Albarea: I concur
CrowSwagalicious: You two wound me!
CrowSwagalicious: And here I was about to give you guys a juicy photo I have!
L. Arseid: Crow... it better not be something like the last one you “accidentally” sent here
E. Millstein: Yes, we wouldn’t want you getting punished by Towa again now, do we?
A. Reinford: Crow I swear to Aidios if it’s another one of those photos I will Gabriel Arrow your ass!
CrowSwagalicious: It’s not! I didn’t even mean to send it here!
Lammy Smash!: Wait, wait! What picture did Crow send? Is it a swimsuit picture of you guys?
J. Albarea: Don’t you dare answer her question, Armbrust...
CrowSwagalicious: I wasn’t gonna!
E. Craig: I think we all would feel better if we just change the subject...
G. Worzel: Agreed. There is no need to remember what had happened or tell Millium about it
A. Reinford: Good thing she was offline too when it happened...
Lammy Smash!: You guys are so mean! It’s not fair that you guys know what it is and I don’t!
E. Millstein: I-It’s not very appropriate, Millium!
J. Albarea: I will give you three large parfaits if you stop asking what it is
Lammy Smash!: ...
Lammy Smash!: Make it five and it’s a deal!
J. Albarea: Deal
M. Regnitz is now online
M. Regnitz: Can anyone tell me what’s going on?
E. Craig: Um... scroll back
M. Regnitz: CROW! Don’t you dare send another one!
CrowSwagalicious: It’s not even the same type dammit!
A. Reinford: Then what is it exactly? I have Towa on speed dial just so you know -_-
CrowSwagalicious: This!
CrowSwagalicious: Scandal.jpeg
A. Reinford: How did you get that...?
CrowSwagalicious: I have my ways~
E. Craig: Is that... Rean and Fie?
L. Arseid: I believe Rean is kissing Fie on the cheek?
L. Arseid: Oh...
G. Worzel: Crow, I don’t think Rean would appreciate this...
J. Albarea: I won’t question why they’re doing it in a place as public as Mater Park, but I can already imagine what Rean would do to you
M. Regnitz: I can’t believe you sometimes...
E. Millstein: C-Crow! Were you following them?!
Lammy Smash!: Oooooor, Crow just happened to bump into them when they were getting hot and heavy!~
M. Regnitz: Millium, you are not helping!
CrowSwagalicious: Bingo, shortstack~
Lammy Smash!: You did a great job getting the part where Rean is nibbling Fie! >v<
A. Reinford: Millium!
F. Claussell is now online
Lammy Smash!: Ah! Fie’s here!
F. Claussell: sup? did you need smth?
Lammy Smash!: Yeah! Scroll up first because I have a question!
E. Millstein: You don’t need to answer her, Fie!
A. Reinford: ...I kinda want to know too
E. Millstein: Alisa?!
L. Arseid: Oh dear
E. Craig: This is gonna be awkward once Rean backreads all of this...
G. Worzel: It is a habit of his since he’s also part of New Class VII’s group chat
J. Albarea: Well, I’m not the one who’s going to face his wrath when he sees this
E. Craig: RIP Crow 💀
CrowSwagalicious: :’)
F. Claussell: how did you get this picture, @CrowSwagalicious?
CrowSwagalicious: Lady Luck must have made me stumbled upon you two while you were getting it on~
F. Claussell: crow
F. Claussell: tell me the truth
F. Claussell: now
E. Craig: You better tell her the truth, Crow... I don’t think Fie’s playing games here...
M. Regnitz: If you still care for your life, it would be better if you answer her honestly
A. Reinford: We could always use force if we have to
E. Millstein: Yes! We could always tie him up and make him tell us the truth!
CrowSwagalicious: H-Hey, Emma?! You’re not serious, right?!
E. Millstein: I’ll let you be the judge :)
CrowSwagalicious: Ugh... so not cool
L. Arseid: Then we suggest you don’t lie about your answer
F. Claussell: or else
CrowSwagalicious: Okay, okay, okay! No need to pull out your weapons and try to tie me up!
CrowSwagalicious: It was just a coincidence I promise! I went to Mater Park to relax because I finally finished doing the errands Vita wanted me to do, and that’s where I saw you and Rean! I was gonna say hi but then things got... steamy~
J. Albarea: But did you really need to take their picture? I doubt you didn’t take into account what Rean would do to you if he finds out
G. Worzel: I can only hope the winds will bless you. Rean won’t be too pleased by this
A. Reinford: The more important question is...
A. Reinford: Why was Rean biting @F. Claussell’s neck?!
Lammy Smash!: I was just about to ask that! ^^
J. Albarea: Dear Aidios... what am I going to do with you...
J. Albarea: But I do recommend answering Alisa’s question, Fie. The sooner you answer, the better. Alisa can be quite stubborn when it comes to... well, you know
F. Claussell: tell me about it...
A. Reinford: Hey!
F. Claussell: guess i’ll answer
E. Millstein: Only if you are comfortable with sharing, Fie! I don’t want you to feel pressured in answering if you’re not comfortable
L. Arseid: Yes. Despite what Jusis’ said, I’m sure he agrees with us here
M. Regnitz: Even I wouldn’t force a girl to answer if she’s uncomfortable
J. Albarea: That’s a given
Lammy Smash!: Does that mean you won’t force me to answer if you asked me if I ate all the cake in your mansion yesterday?
J. Albarea: You what?!
A. Reinford: Guys, shush! Fie’s typing!
J. Albarea: We’ll talk about this in DMs...
Lammy Smash!: I’ll just ghost you then~ :P
J. Albarea: Ugh...
F. Claussell: we stopped at mater mark to eat our ice cream and we both got some on our faces. i licked it off his lips and made him do the same to me. then I whispered into his ears to bite me, didn’t expect him to actually do it though.
F. Claussell: oh he was also really red like his old coat :)
CrowSwagalicious: That’s some pretty hot stuff!
F. Claussell: thanks
A. Reinford: W-WHY WOULD YOU TWO DO IT IN A PUBLIC PARK?!
M. Regnitz: Couldn’t you two have done that in a more private area?!
F. Claussell: there weren’t a lot of people tho
M. Regnitz: That’s not the point! Crow wouldn’t have taken a picture of you guys if you were doing that in private!
L. Arseid: He makes a compelling argument, Fie. Wouldn’t Rean suggest doing something intimate in a more private area?
F. Claussell: he did
A. Reinford: Then why did he still bite you out in the open!?
R. Schwarzer is now online
E. Craig: Oh dear...
A. Reinford: Good! He can tell us himself!
R. Schwarzer: Good evening, guys. Sorry I’m late, I had some extra paperwork to finish since the next field study is coming up.
J. Albarea: Do not worry about that, Rean. But I think you have more pressing matters to attend to
R. Schwarzer: ?
F. Claussell: evening, babe~
R. Schwarzer: Good evening, Fie. I hope you’re staying out of trouble
F. Claussell: come on, Rean... i’m not a kid anymore
R. Schwarzer: I’m kidding~
A. Reinford: REAN SCHWARZER! WE DESERVE AN EXPLANATION!
R. Schwarzer: Huh?! About what???
A. Reinford: WHY DID YOU AGREE TO BITE FIE’S NECK AT THE PARK OF ALL PLACES?!?!
R. Schwarzer: I have no idea what you’re talking about...
A. Reinford: THEN SCROLL UP TO KNOW!
F. Claussell: sorry, babe. i pretty much told them what we were doing at the park
F. Claussell: @CrowSwagalicious is the one who caused this whole mess for us
CrowSwagalicious: Don’t sell me out!
F. Claussell: press f for crow?
E. Millstein: F
L. Arseid: F
E. Craig: F
J. Albarea: F
Lammy Smash!: F! F! F! ^^
M. Regnitz: F
A. Reinford: F
CrowSwagalicious: Stop that!
CrowSwagalicious: Gaius, you’re not gonna me drty?
CrowSwagalicious: *do me dirty?
CrowSwagalicious: RIGHT?!?!?!
G. Worzel: ...
G. Worzel: F
F. Claussell: nice one, gaius
CrowSwagalicious: This is not funny!
R. Schwarzer: You’re right. It’s not...
F. Claussell: your debt collector's here, crow
CrowSwagalicious: I’m sorry, man! Cut me some slack here!
R. Schwarzer: I don’t need your apology
R. Schwarzer: But I do need you at the highway in Heimdallr tomorrow
R. Schwarzer: And bring first aid. You’re gonna need it...
CrowSwagalicious: I will be there and I sincerely apologize 🙇
Lammy Smash!: HAHA! It’s always fun seeing Rean like that!
F. Claussell: it makes him pretty hot, right?
E. Millstein: L-Let’s just move on to a different topic, okay???
F. Claussell: fine...
A. Reinford: Oh no! We are not done yet!
A. Reinford: You better have a good reason why you chose to bite Fie at a public place, @R. Schwarzer!
R. Schwarzer: About that...
R. Schwarzer went offline
E. Craig: Aaaaand there he goes
A. Reinford: He went offline!
G. Worzel: Like the wind, he was gone
M. Regnitz: Very poetic considering the chaos that happened here
Lammy Smash!: Speaking of offline, I gotta go too! I need my evening cake
Lammy Smash!: See you guys later~
J. Albarea: Don’t you dare eat cake without eating dinner first!
[Fie's ARCUS]
-My Chevalier-
(OFFLINE)
Me: you’re not really offline, are you?
My Chevalier: Of course not. I don’t have any excuses to say to her...
My Chevalier: You just had to make me bite you, huh?
Me: don’t deny you didn’t like it ;)
My Chevalier: Ugh... no, I can’t
Me: you can’t resist my voice~
My Chevalier: Please stop making me flustered, Fie...
Me: okay... for now that is~
Me: did anyone see your neck?
My Chevalier: Thankfully, no one did. I was able to wrap my neck with some bandages in my room before anyone could see
My Chevalier: You?
Me: nope. my scarf is great for hiding my neck so no one saw anything
My Chevalier: That’s good...
Me: sooooo
Me: i’ll meet you tomorrow night at my place?
My Chevalier: Sure. I’ll be there as soon as I’m finished with work
Me: it’s a date then ;)