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@KPWhatsTheSitch renamed PuckADuckButtercup to 3 Days Till Summer Ends
TheBigShits: duuuuude what is up with that chat name??? srsly killing my vibe rn
HeldForRansom: seriously dude. No one needs to be reminded. We all know.
SwoopsThereItIs: I'm just glad it's not the awful ones you guys used all summer. I'm ready to never see another dick pun, hockey related euphemism, or title calling us some kind of variation on "hoe" or "slut" ever again
itsartbitch: k but idk what I am without them
KPWhatsTheSitch: guys srs I was gonna say smth
itsartbitch: u just did
HeldForRansom: u just did ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TheBigShits: u just did brah
jlzimmermann: What did you want to say?
SwoopsThereItIs: what were u gonna say, Kent?
KPWhatsTheSitch: w0w cant believe I only have t w o friends
HeldForRansom: if he only has two friends, is that our cue to leave
KPWhatsTheSitch: n o. Anyway
KPWhatsTheSitch: attention girls gays theys and shittys
TheBigShits: 😎
KPWhatsTheSitch: guess who finally passed his drivers test!!!
HeldForRansom: No way! Congrats man
itsartbitch: about time. Congrats. You still scared tho?
KPWhatsTheSitch: absolutely terrified :)
SwoopsThereItIs: At least you passed. That's a huge milestone. Be proud of yourself.
jlzimmermann: Congrats, Kenny.
KPWhatsTheSitch: you both sound so serious
KPWhatsTheSitch: Perfext grammar and all. Would it kill ya to use emojis
jlzimmermann: :)
SwoopsThereItIs: 🖕:)
HeldForRansom: 😶
TheBigShits: 😶
itsartbitch: 😏
KPWhatsTheSitch: u wound me swoops. Wound me
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jlzimmermann -> KPWhatsTheSitch
jlzimmermann: Do you think we should tell them?
KPWhatsTheSitch: Probably. They're our friends so we should probably tell them at some point...not exactly avoidable
jlzimmermann: Yeah, that makes sense.
jlzimmermann: Should I do it in person, or over text?
KPWhatsTheSitch: Whatever you feel like man.
KPWhatsTheSitch: I trust you
jlzimmermann: Okay. Thanks, Kenny.
KPWhatsTheSitch: yeah
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KPWhatsTheSitch -> SwoopsThereItIs
KPWhatsTheSitch: he's gonna tell them swoops. I dint think i can handle this
SwoopsThereItIs: it's okay, Kent. You can do this. You'll get through it. Here for you, bud
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3 Days Till Summer Ends
itsartbitch: honestly im just glad i dont have mr. lewinsky again. He's a piece of shit
HeldForRansom: lucky 😖😖😖😖 some of us have that dude first thing in the morning
TheBigShits: speaking of morning… Maybe we shuld all start getting our sleep schedules back to normal
itsartbitch: i hate that youre right
HeldForRansom: yeah, I was gonna say. Anyway gn
itsartbitch: gn
TheBigShits: gooooodniiiight
jlzimmermann: Before we all go to sleep, Kent and I have something to say.
itsartbitch: no way
HeldForRansom: alright who bet on eloping before junior year
TheBigShits: did anyone? I think we had more faith in them than that….
itsartbitch: jacks been typing for a while..
SwoopsThereItIs: maybe we should all shut up since he obviously has something important to say
KPWhatsTheSitch: ^
jlzimmermann: We took some time to ourselves first, but wanted to tell you as soon as we could. Kenny and I broke up.
jlzimmermann: Goodnight, I guess? I'm going to bed so.. Goodnight.
KPWhatsTheSitch: Night
SwoopsThereItIs: Night
HeldForRansom: holy shit
TheBigShits: what the fuck. This better be a joke
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itsartbitch -> SwoopsThereItIs
itsartbitch: you knew didn't you
itsartbitch: is he okay
SwoopsThereItIs: which one?
itsartbitch: idk
itsartbitch: both I guess. What happened?
SwoopsThereItIs: not really my story to tell, but yeah I guess. They'll be okay
SwoopsThereItIs: eventually anyway
itsartbitch: and you?
SwoopsThereItIs: what about me?
itsartbitch: nvm.