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MAJOR SPOILERS FOR CAMPAIGN 3 EPISODE 68
Keyleth is still lying in bed when she hears Vex’s message. “Darling? Pike and I just got here, we’re waiting at the door with wine. What’s going on?”
“I’ll meet you there.” She sighed. “It’s going to be a lot easier to explain in person.”
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A weird little piece about Karna and her rotting self
Or - the ritual of carving out bits of yourself in the hopes that maybe, just maybe, you can live a little bit longer
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C3 E52 spoilers!!! seriously don't read this unless you have finished the episode.
Chetney wakes up covered in blood and oil. FRIDA wakes up hungry, filled with a sense of impending doom. This is all about what happens next.
(aka. all about that failed con save.)
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Scenes of all of Vox Machina just being family and supporting each other. Compliant with the show, mostly scenes between episodes 2 and 4.
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Laudna was sure that she had forgotten something, but she wasn’t sure what, or where, it was.
She looked down at the table and took a deep breath, digging the palms of her hands into her eyes, trying to soothe the headache that was starting to form. There, lying against the wood was her newest project. A companion. She needed a companion.
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MJ takes over the world by wannabe_someone
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
30 Sep 2020
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MJ centric, based on a headcanon my dad had about MJ as an inhuman, specifically able to compel people to tell the truth
Interconnected one shots, I will say if context is needed
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A Hockey Robot and A Baker: A Love Story by wannabe_someone
Fandom Check Please! (Webcomic)
08 Aug 2019
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K'diwa: A Steamy Novel of Interspecies Romance, by Jim Kirk by branwyn
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 Oct 2021
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Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.
Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.
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15 Apr 2026
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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15 Apr 2026
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five stages of being a mother by the_watchflower
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
28 Oct 2025
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Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance.
Hecate moves through all the stages as her task begins to look less like honing a weapon and more like adopted motherhood.
She never asked to be a mother; it’s all Melinoe ever asked for.
Together, they become something more than what the Fates intended—or perhaps exactly what they did.Bookmarked by wannabe_someone
10 Apr 2026
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A postmortem of the AO3 downtime in early March 2026.
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22 Mar 2026
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Masterclass in science/technical writing.
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19 Mar 2026