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Omori chatfic i wrote at 2 am

Summary:

sunny becomes a pro discord mod and basil gets banned/j, after this, all hell breaks loose

this is two years old please stop reading this

Notes:

sorry if there is any characters written wrong, i wrote this very sleep deprived and only running on ice cold water
also not doing nicknames cus that takes effort and this fic has zero of that
ALSO WARNING: Aubrey does say the f slur at the very start, it is used in a lighthearted manner. They are all gay no need to worry

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

>Sam Collins Supremacy<

Aubs: sup fags

Basil: Aubrey how many times do I tell you that’s not funny :(

Aubs: basil im literally gay and it is you just dont have a good sense of humor

Basil: MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS GOOD YOU JUST DONT GET IT

Sunny: ...Hate to say it but it’s not

Basil: oh

Kel: sunny if you made him cry I WILL.. what will I do

Sunny: Definitely not kill your sister!! #boyboss

Basil: On days like these I wonder why we still joke about this

Sunny: It hurts but it’s funny

Aubs: for gods sake take this to the #vent channel i cant do this today

 

>Sunny made a new chat<
>Sunny added Aubs, Basil, and Kel<
>Sunny named the chat #vent<

Aubs: i fucking hate you all

Sunny: Hey only venting in this channel! And no among us memes you’ll get banned.

Basil: I'm depressed. Wanna know why? Because I try hard as fuck to be nice to girls, help them, and just be friends and act natural around them, and I never even get spared a passing glance. I just want to be noticed and feel like i'm appreciated. People who are way less attractive and way more awkward than me still get laid. I'm like a little quiet, but i'm not even awkward, and I still get jack shit. Life is unfair. I just want to feel loved. maybe, just maybe, there's still someone out there for me that I just haven't found. Maybe i'm too impatient, and just am so lonely already in life that I haven't stopped to think if I should find someone that makes me happy no matter how/when I think of them. But...what if there isn't that person and i'm destined to die alone? That path, to me right now, seems like the more plausible one and that's why i'm depressed.

Kel: never expected Basil to whip out copypastas

>Sunny removed Basil from the chat<

Sunny: I won’t hesitate to remove other violators.

>Sunny added Basil to the chat<

Sunny: Let that be a warning.

 

>Sam Collins Supremacy<

Kel: sunny discord mod arc

Sunny: I’ve been in too many bad servers to not make it.

Sunny: Other reasons to get banned it in goes as follows:
Venting too much
Offending me
But bullying other server members is completely fine

Basil: ..This explains a lot

Aubs: Basil was an amino kid and liked papyrus

Kel: PAPYRUS? i love you but thats just bad taste

Basil: I’m sorry him and Mettaton were my gay awakenings

Kel: ok but sand

Kel: *sans

Aubs: kel i didnt know sand was your favorite character!

Sunny: Sand deserved more screentime

Kel: you guys are mean

Aubs: ok

 

The aftermath goes as follows. Kel cried over being told “ok” as a response, Aubrey continued pestering Kel during these times, Sunny became a full time discord mod, and Basil replayed all of Undertale pacifist route.

Notes:

NOTE ADDED 4/18: the “def not kill your sister!!” line is just there for fun, maris actually alive in this fic i just added her after i wrote that line

Chapter 2: Discord Mod Arc 2: Hero and Mari

Summary:

More of our favorite discord mod Sunny

here are chat names of the characters

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell - Basil
Discord mod - Sunny
still watches cartoon network -Kel
still watches nickelodeon -Aubrey
Cooking Mama irl- Hero
Mari! <3 - Mari

Notes:

uhhh another chat fic but this time at 10:40 pm and while listening to the unhappy refeain album by wowaka. Wrote this after I wrote a serious fic because I can’t write serious fics for gods sake

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

>yooo, you just got weezered!<

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Did Sunny end his discord mod arc or..

Sunny: No.

>still watches cartoon network named Sunny “Discord mod”<

Discord mod: I hate you all

still watches nickelodeon: ok

still watches cartoon network: Last time you “ok”ed someone someone cried

still watches nickelodeon: just say your a wimp next time and move on

still watches cartoon network: ok is a powerful word, it hurts feelings aubrey. way to be insensitive.

still watches cartoon network: sunny ban aubrey for being mean

Discord mod: Sorry bullying is allowed in servers.

still watches cartoon network: I fucking hate life

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Same!! Twins

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Nvm that’s edgy ignore that.

still watches nickelodeon: woah basils the new edgelord

still watches cartoon network: he just played through undertale what do you think

still watches cartoon network: wait he doesnt kill the enemies he does pacifist route nvm

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: THE MONSTERS DID NOTHING TO ME I CAN’T JUST KILL THEM

still watches nickelodeon: hate to break it to you but they attacked you first

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Good point, I’ll ignore you though.

Cooking Mama irl: What are we talking about? Mari and I only just finished tonights work.

Mari!! <3: Yes hello all!!

Mari!! <3: Back-read why is Sunny’s name Discord mod and why was he a Discord mod

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Long story short in our other chat he became a Discord mod and banned me from it for using a copypasta.

still watches nickelodeon: thats still a long story dumbass

Discord mod: We all know he can’t tell short stories.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: You guys are mean..

Discord mod: I meant that in a positive way.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: :)

Discord mod: I think.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: :(

Cooking Mama irl: Let’s get back on the non-existent track, Mari, ask your question.

Mari!! <3: Ah, yes!! Would you guys like to have a picnic next time Hero and I are back??

still watches cartoon network: yes please and hero make me food

The ending of this chapter goes as follows:

Sunny is still a discord mod. Yay. Kel drools over Hero’s cooking, Mari and Basil play animal crossing because I said so, Hero exists, Aubrey is just Aubrey. The end (for now).

Notes:

Yes I’m making this a multi chapter chat fic, I’ll update when I feel like it. Self promo but tomorrow a Kel bday fic will be up, its a Cactiflower foc and it’s on my acc, its called “A Walk Near the Waterfall” so read if you like

Chapter 3: Miku Basil??

Summary:

Aubrey turns Basil into Miku

Names for the chat

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell - Basil
Discord mod - Sunny
still watches cartoon network -Kel
still watches nickelodeon -Aubrey
Cooking Mama irl- Hero (he isn’t present in this chapter though)
Mari! <3 - Mari

Notes:

Happy early Thanksgiving to anyone who celebrates here’s my gift
I told myself “no i wont make a vocaloid reference or mention it” and here we are

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

yooo, you just got weezered!

Discord mod: What if we dyed Basil’s hair teal and made him Miku

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Sunny please no :(

still watches nickelodeon: great idea ill get the hair dye

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: NO

still watches nickelodeon: too late its happening

Aubrey proceeded to get teal hair dye to actually make this happen. Sunny was laughing his ass off because it was a joke but whatever

still watches nickelodeon: got the dye coming over now

still watches nickelodeon: polly wont be mad right

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: She isn’t home right now so no

still watches cartoon network: what did i miss is basil going rebel

Discord mod: No Aubrey is turning him into Miku

still watches cartoon network: fun ill be at basils rq

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: YOUR NOT GOING TO HELP ME?

still watches cartoon network: no this is the peak of comedy

Everyone made it to Basil’s yay

“Are you sure this is necessary?” Basil asked, knowing the answer but hey why not ask.

“Basil we are doing this we need you to be Miku,” Kel replied

I can’t write much of the process because I only got my hair dyed once and I forget the process so just pretend it’s done

yooo, you just got weezered!

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: I did what was requested I did

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell sent an image

still watches cartoon network: YOU WENT ALL OUT WITH THE OUTFIT AND EVERYTHING LMAO

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Maybe because Aubrey threatened me to do it maybe not

Mari! <3: I like the new hair Basil :)

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Thank you I was forced into it by Aubrey

Mari! <3: Aubrey did you have to force him into it?

Discord mod: Yes she did you know Aubrey

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Plus I kinda like it so it’s all good dw Mari!

still watches cartoon network: i still cant get over the fact he actually dressed up as miku

Notes:

Please give me chapter/prompt ideas for this I’m running out
constructive criticism is welcome and wanted as always
have a nice day/night :)

Chapter 4: Discord Mod Arc 4: Cosplaying Vocaloids

Summary:

the title says it all
my tiktok mutual suggested this a month ago and its finally done

names
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell - Basil
Discord mod - Sunny
still watches cartoon network -Kel
still watches nickelodeon -Aubrey
Cooking Mama irl- Hero
Mari! <3 - Mari

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

yo, you just got weezered!

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: So I need you guys to dress up as Vocaloids with me

still watches nickelodeon: no

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: come on you get to be rin

still watches nickelodeon: do you already have who everyone will be?

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: maybe

still watches cartoon network: so whos who

still watches nickelodeon: where did you come from

still watches cartoon network: let basil speak

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Thanks kel! Mari is Luka, Aubrey is Rin, Kel is Len, I’m Miku, Sunny is Gumi, and Hero is Kaito!

Discord mod: Why am I Gumi?

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: I based everyone off the stereotypical personalities or songs I like and didn’t want to stray from more popular Vocaloids

Discord mod: So how am I Gumi?

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: .. My favorite Gumi songs are all depressing

still watches cartoon network: PLEASE YOUR JOKING

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: No..

still watches nickelodeon: fucking edgelords, all of you

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: shush

Discord Mod: Why do you think I’m Edgy?

still watches nickelodeon: just look at your chat name and how you dress

Discord Mod: You have no filter.

still watches cartoon network: damn who hurt you today

still watches nickelodeon: everyone

still watches cartoon network: whos the edgelord now

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Back on track please play dress up with me

Mari! <3: it would be fun guys let’s do it!

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Mari where did you come from?

still watches nickelodeon: why does it matter shes on your side

Discord Mod: I do agree, we forced him to be Miku so we should all do this.

still watches nickelodeon: you arent fun

still watches cartoon network: are you fueled on arguing

still watches nickelodeon: maybe

Mari! <3: Aubrey you scare me a bit

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: I think we all agree

still watches nickelodeon: wow i feel very appreciated

still watches cartoon network: mari wheres hero

Mari! <3: He’s studying, I’ll tell him about what Basil said when he’s done :)

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Thanks Mari!

Mari informs Hero about this and they dress up as Vocaloids the end

Notes:

I’m so sorry for disappearing every other month, but constructive criticism welcome as always and thanks for reading

Chapter 5: Discord Mod Arc 5: The Head-canons

Summary:

Aubrey gives some headcanons about her friend and hell ensures (as usual)

Notes:

every time i get a notification from this god forsaken fic i loose a year off my lifespan. anyways hi i have been so busy with life and had this chapter drafted for.. months but took the hiatus quick (and dipped for over a year). unless i randomly get a motivation for a new chapter, this is it! thank you for anyone who read this in the (almost) 2 years i've written it, and enjoy the potentially last chapter :)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

still watches nickelodeon: hero kins hiro from BH6, sunny kins the oncler, basil kins a pokemon (and is married to farfetch’d) btw not a trainer but a pokemon and kel is a shinnie

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: ..Good morning to you too Aubrey!

still watches cartoon network: IM NOT A SHINNIE SUNNY IS

still watches nickelodeon: nah youre a shinnie

still watches cartoon network: i hate you all

Cooking Mama irl: Aubrey, may I ask why you think that about me?

still watches nickelodeon: 1 your name 2 you look alike 3 both burned out gifted kids

Cooking Mama Irl: The last thing was harsh..

still watches nickelodeon: truth hurts

Discord Mod: How and why do I kin the Oncler.

still watches cartoon network: IM WONDERING THAT TOO 😭

still watches nickelodeon: no idea

still watches cartoon network: but you? you made these up? tf

still watches nickelodeon: shut it anyways kel has ate a lego, sunny eats salads with solely lettuce and dressing, the only video games hero is good at is cooking mama and overcooked, sunny and basil unironically like radiohead and weezer, basil had a gacha phase, mari has liked the song another empty bottle takes a life, and yall gay

still watches cartoon network: last one is canon

still watches cartoon network: same with the third one

Cooking Mama Irl: I can confirm the first one.

still watches cartoon network: HERO WHYYY

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: Honestly payback Kel..

still watches nickelodeon: basil how accurate were my statements about you

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: ..No comment

Discord Mod: He had a gacha phase.

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: SUNNY WHY. THE SECOND IS TRUE

still watches nickelodeon: what were your favorite gacha songs

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: ..Miss Wanna Die and It Took Me By Surprise; Water fountain is an honorable mention.

still watches nickelodeon: nice

still watches nickelodeon: mine were take a hint and how to be a heartbreaker

still watches nickelodeon: stan marina

still watches cartoon network: wait aubs had a gacha phase

still watches nickelodeon: i watched them yeah

still watches cartoon network: blackmailing you

still watches nickelodeon: says the one who eats legos

still watches cartoon network: IT WAS ONCE. ONCE.

still watches nickelodeon: so you did huh?

still watches cartoon network: LETS FOCUS ON THE ONE ABOUT SUNNY AND BASIL AND THE MARI ONE

still watches nickelodeon: whatever

Discord Mod: I don’t listen to either of those artists.

still watches nickelodeon: basil can’t say the same

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: AUBREY IT IS ONE SONG. OFF OF PINKERTON.

still watches nickelodeon: okay and? It is still a weezer song

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell: I am going to leave this group chat.

still watches cartoon network: BASIL NO I WONT BULLY YOU I HAVENT YET

still watches nickelodeon: gay

still watches cartoon network: it is NOT gay to care about your friend

still watches nickelodeon: nah everything is gay

still watches cartoon network: true

Notes:

thank you so much for reading and for your support!! no beta read oops. please give criticism and the like and do consider checking out my ACTUAL NON-CRACK FICS. i write serious stuff too okay. have a nice remainder of your day <33

Chapter 6: Discord Mod Arc 6: 420

Summary:

in which basil gets high and shenanigans happen

Notes:

guys. i was high and decided "lets write another chapter of this" so yall welcome for those who enjoyed this shitshow

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell: So

>ten minutes pass<

still watches nickelodeon: continue

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell: I was laughing my ass off sorry..

still watches nickelodeon: 😭 what

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell: That emoji makes the sound "whuwahouhouhou"

still watches nickelodeon: basil it is 4:23 in the morning go to sleep.

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell: Guys wait I need to stop spacing out!

still watches nickelodeon: dude what is going on

still watches cartoon network: why am i awake

still watches cartoon network: basil no way

still watches nickelodeon: what am i missing

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell: I'm singing these messages in my head. They make a cool tune.

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell: It feels like im watching my phone in a movie theatre,,

still watches cartoon network: is he not explaining himself through these messages

still watches cartoon network: look at the time

still watches nickelodeon: oh

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell: I thought it was 11:04 my brain added numbers!

still watches nickelodeon: we lost him

>10 mins later<

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell: Sorry i was laughing my ass off at my own typos. I just tried to spell typos like thypos.

still watches nickelodeon: basil please come back down onto earth

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell: SAVE ME!! I am in a cycle where I get extremely daze-y and come back to almost-consciousness and then loose it.

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell: Not almost consciousness but rather fluxes of stupidity

still watches cartoon network: are you finally with us again?

still watches nickelodeon: probably not

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell: I'm GOING TO NAME THEM SMILINGS BUT MY MUSCLES KEEP TWITCHING LIKE EVERY SINGLE MUSCLE IN MY BODY IN A CIRCULARISH MOTION!!

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell: Oh and the singrings, de-mor-ti-can-re-pub-lix is one in a low gruffy robot voice.

still watches cartoon network: basil i have no clue what your saying

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell: I have no clue too.

basil: That rhymed and made a good singring!!

still watches nickelodeon: thats it im going over to his house

 

Aubrey then proceeded to go into Basil's house through the window and take care of the high Basil. It was an interesting experience. He found everything funny and said the most nonsensical things that Aubrey ever heard, including things that have been heard from The Hooligans. Kel facetimed Aubrey so they could both encounter this event.

Notes:

no criticism on this i KNOW it sucks its supposed to be crack for a reason anyways check out my actualy good fics and ill give you a peck on the cheep