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"You're acting like this would be the most morally reprehensible thing we've ever done. We wipe away a whole species before we even eat breakfast like three times a week. We're worse than Hitler and Genghis Khan combined, Rick."
"I don't give a shit about that Morty. I don't know those people. I don't care about them." Rick almost wants to say the only thing he cares about is them but he bites his tongue knowing now is not the best time to say that. In fact, it's the worst time. "I don't want you to wake up in the morning to regret all of this just because you wanted your dick to get wet. And before you say you're not going to regret this. Shut up. I know you would. You'd put meaning behind these mundane things with your planetary mindset and before I know it we would have to stop fucking going on adventures just because you can't look me in the eye. Now do you understand what I'm goddamn saying or do you need the Sparknotes version of it?"
"I'd almost buy your holier than thou bullshit if you weren't hard, Rick."
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"Can the smartest man in the universe resist his feelings and his fourteen year old horny grandson?" The Fic