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“He’s adorable!”
“What?”
“I’m not adorable!”
“Ladybug, you do realize this brat’s killed people, right?”
“I know of another brat who’s killed people, but if you’re redeemable then so is he.”
“I like you.”
“Say what!”
“Oh? Do you have a crush on the lady here?”
“Do not! And she ain’t no lady!”
“Excuse me? What do you mean I’m no lady?”
“I—uh...”
“You what?”
“Of course she’s a lady, Red Hood. She’s Ladybug after all.”
“You little brat!”
“Oh, come on Jay. He’s absolutely adorable, but the perfect gentleman, unlike another brat I know.”
“Hey!”
“Oh! So she knows our secret identities? Just so you know, I’m not the old man’s Robin. I’m Grayson’s Robin.”
“Nightwing must find you adorable,”
“He does, but then he doesn’t understand that men aren’t adorable, so I give him a pass on that and forgive him.”
“Have you guys actually forgotten that I’m here?”
“Of course not. We’re simply ignoring presence.”
“You little brat!”
“Admit it, Jay. You like having another member in your family.”