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“YAHOO! I LOVE THIS SONG! YOU WERE A SPICY LITTLE DEMON WITH THE BLEACH BLONDE HAIR!” 

It seemed like an average day for the Immediate Murder Professionals, aka I.M.P. This trio of skilled imp assassins had their main mission, which is to get all kinds of siners to hire them to take out any unfinished business from when they were alive, using a magical book to travel to where ever from the fiery pits of h-e-double hockey sticks.

So as expected, this leads to many crazy, extremely violent (and don't forget vulgar) shenanigans and all kinds of other things that do happen, frequently. 

“SCREAMING FOR SOMETHING WHEN-uh-SOMETHING YEAH!” 

Blitzo, the main loud-mouth crass eccentric boss, was belting out the lyrics to his favorite song while driving recklessly in the I.M.P. van. The more sensible if clumsy employee, Moxxie, covered his ears shaking his head disapprovingly, while his spunky strong wife Millie didn’t care and enjoyed the ride, while  Loona, their cranky hellhound (and the boss’s beloved daughter) just was bored on her phone waiting for the ride to be over.

Moxxie being often skeptical of Blitzo’s antics, finally questioned,

“Sir, we had such a busy successful mission day today, why are we going out driving in the human world?”

“Cmon Moxx, don’t you remember what I told you after you went home from the missions today?”

***Earlier***

*BAM!*

“M&M!!! I GOT IMPORTANT NEWS!!!”

Blitzo screamed at the top of his lungs as he burst through the door of Moxxie and Millie’s apartment for no reason.

The taller imp jumped right in for it of them, all up in their faces as he yelled.

“M&M! ARE YOU READY?!”

Moxxie screamed very startled, while Millie on the other hand excitedly yelled out right back,

“YEAH!” yelled Millie.

“YEAH!” yelled Blitzo.

“For what?!”

“For a ROAD TRIP! I just won tickets to VEGAS!”

“YAY!” exclaimed Millie,

“YAY!” exclaimed Blitzo.

“Why are you always in my house??!” Moxxie exclaimed.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!!” screamed Loona.

***And so now…***

“Yeah but… why do we have to go on a road trip to Vegas, when we could just teleport with the book? Being in here is so very risky and dangerous!”

Blitzo hesitated a little, before he said,

“Well… I just thought that we haven’t had a lot of time to bond as a team lately! And what better way to bond than to go on a ROAD TRIP!”

“Yeah, because everyone wants to be CRAMPED UP in a van for HOURS through shitty traffic and “bond”!!!” Loona remarked angrily.

“That’s the spirit Loony!” Blitzo replied, oblivious to the sarcasm and anger.

“But sir, won’t we get caught in the human world?”

“No way Moxx! We’re on a roll at gracefully reminding hidden! Everything is gonna be-“

*THUNK!*

“HOLY FUCK SHIT FUCK!!!!” Blitzo screamed as suddenly something came out of nowhere and hit the front of their car! 

“WHAT THE FUCK???!” The car went crazy spinning all over, whatever animals had crashed into them was somehow still flying all over inside the car, causing smoke everywhere.

“ACK! W-What got on the car, pigeons??! THEY ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE!!” Moxxie shrieked.

Blitzo couldn’t see in the blurs and cloud of smoke, and made a sharp turn, causing the car to go out of control!

“OH NO!!”

The car then crashed, smashing right into a tree.

*CRASH!*

After a bit, the dust finally settled, and the cloud cleared to see that what on Earth had caused Blitzo to crash the van.

“ACK! MY CAR! MY FUCKING CAR!!!” Blitzo cried.

“Whose the FUCKER responsible for my car???!!”

“Look!” Milliee exclaimed as she pointed to the cloud of violent smoke.

I.M.P.  flipped in the air with shock as suddenly shot rang out along with more out-of-nowhere loud booms. 

Whatever had crashed in went right into a house, before flying back out again.

 *CRASH!* 

“OWOWOWHOHOHOHO!” 

*SMASH!* 

*BOOM!* 

“AAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHH!”

Furniture, food, trash cans and everything else but the kitchen sink were flying out everywhere as the house was literally shaking, barely able to stand still in one piece! With more gunshots, booms, hits and even explosions made the imps fly into the air even more.

"WOW! Whatever the hell is happening in there is more batshit than me in my killing spree!" Millie exclaimed.

"Yeah, what the hell kind of crazy shit and people are in there?!" asked Moxie.

Soon came Moxxie's answer as two figures were soon about to run out of the now nearly destroyed house.

The imps were shocked as out of the barley still standing house the crazy violent figures out came... a little mouse... and a cat?!

"Whaaaa???" Blitzo exclaimed.

The three watched in confusion as the little mouse ran out with the cat chasing after him before getting grabbed by a bulldog. And before any of them knew it, the tough bulldog, the determined tomcat, and the mischievous mouse kept hitting, whacking, and swinging, at each other over and over, on and on, gradually getting faster and faster, in an entertaining but totally destructive at the same time cycle of events. 

The imp trio watched this animal trio in pure astonishment; how can three seemingly normal Earth pets be so destructive? Human beings seemed to be the only ones to pose an actual threat to I.M.P., as well as the only ones they cared about. But they haven’t yet crossed paths with Tom and Jerry... thats for sure, at least until this very moment…

"HEY! MY FUCKING CAR GOT DESTROYED BECASUE OF YOU GUYS!!" yelled Blitzo.

The trio of animals all stopped startled as they looked at Blitzo.

Spike was taken aback by these weird looking things, as he spoke up,

“Look what happened now cat! All this crazy fighting lead to us angry a group of possums!”

“Hey! We’re not possums” Moxxie muttered.

"Yeah you... wait a minute" said Blitzo as he came over to them.

"Are you Tom Cat?" asked Blitzo.

The cat shook his head yes.

"And are you Jerry Mouse?"

The mouse shook his head yes.

"And this is also Spike Bulldog?"

The bulldog shook his head yes too.

"Tom and Jerry?"

They shook their heads again.

Blitzo growled as he leaped in the air and shouted,

“AGH! Oh SHIT Moxx! It’s worst than we could have imagined… we’re in a random-ass crossover with Hanna-Barbera characters!!!” 

Millie grew perplexed and asked,

“What do you mean?"

Blitzo answered nonchalantly as he gesterued to them,

“You know how it is… if it ain’t WWE wrestlers, DC comics, that Supernaturl show, KISS band members, Wizard of Oz, even Willy Wonka for some dumbass reason… it seems that’s the only reason people will find them relevant!”

This caused an outrage from Spike as the bulldog yelled,

“HEY! That is NOT true! These cartoon characters are classic! And we’re not gonna let you ruin them with your inappropriate antics!”

The imp scoffed,

“Oh please! The internet has already “ruined childhoods” much more than we ever could!”

"You gotta admit B, this cat and mouse are still hilarous to watch!" said Millie.

More laughing then came from the cat and mouse duo themselves, Tom and Jerry, they and Spike all remembered the many crazy, violent, destructive, and straight up nuts chases with that rascal Tom always hot on that pesky Jerry's trail trying to catch him, often leaving behind much hilarious antics and chaos.

"Ahahaha classic chases!”

“Yeah, as well as all that violence coming from such an adorable pair of critters!” Millie said as she scratched the chins of both Tom and Jerry, making them very happy,

“Haha yeah classic… Now what where we talking about again? Oh yeah... MY CAR JUST GOT FUCKING DESTROYED!!!!” Blitzo shrieked.

Tom and Jerry gasped, while Spike simply shook his head and said,

“Honestly, youse two should have known this was coming, you two’s antics always go to far, and MY doghouse always gets destroyed along with our owners houses! Youse two are on your own this time”

Tom rolled his eyes and blew out his tongue at Spike as he walked away.

Bltizo turned to both Tom and Jerry grabbing them as he demanded,

“You both went too far today, and now you two are both gonna pay! Now I don’t know much about you Earth animal creature things, do you guys ever have any money to pay for things when youre not licking yourselves?”

The duo scowled at Blitzo’s gross remark, before then shaking their heads no.“...Well in that case you’d better have a client for me!”

Then the two looked confused, the imp responded,

“You don’t know? Well let me show you what service we provide!

Blitzo then brought out a tv screen out of nowhere that played  very footage of the three shooting weapons, hammers and all sorts of stuff, which Tom had to admit was now a little intrigued by.

*BOOM!*

*BANG!*

“HAHAHA!”

“Ah… good times,” said Blizto.

“But sir, don’t we only get clients from the non living world?”

“Yeah that’s true… but at the same time these guys are totally gonna be sooo dead once people see this mess, HA!” Blitzo laughed.

Now all three went into a portal (with Blitzo pushing the car into it), and soon Tom’s owners came out to see this mess, and boy they were mad.

“*GASP!* THOMAS!!!”

Tom gasped in fright before suddenly finding himself grabbed by the scuff and whacked with a broom.

*WHACK!*

To Be Continued...

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***And so, in the house where both Tom and Jerry reside…***

“Tom! You’ve gone too far! you DUMB CAT!”

Shouted one of the current owners Tom found himself living with at this time; a young couple named George and Joan. The husband yelled at him, while his wife tried to calm things,

“Oh dear, dont be too hard on him, you know Tom is only playing,”

“Honey the front road is on fire!”

“Ok fine you have a point!”

Tom scoffed and rolled his eyes at the both of them, angering them even more.

“Good ol’ Spike never takes things this far,” George said, before adding,

“What’s one good reason to keep you around?”

Luckily Tom took a peek in the kitchen, and right que, he pointed to Jerry once again stealing food in the kitchen,

“Eek! A mouse! He’s been stealing so much more food lately! 

“Ok fine, I’ll give you one more chance to catch that mouse, otherwise, you’re going OUT!”

Tom happily obliged and ran into the kitchen. He confronted Jerry with the cheese. As the mouse stopped and gulped nervously however…

*WOOSH!*

Suddenly right outta the blue, something unknown came out and swiped not just Jerry’s cheese but other food in the kitchen as well as other food in the fridge. Jerry looked puzzled and shrugged, as if to say “It wasn't me this time!” but the cat didn't believe him. Tom chased after him anyways but the mouse managed to quickly dash into the basement door while slamming it in his face.

*SLAM!*

Jerry ran all the way downstairs into the dark basement, but then stopped as he noticed something peculiar. There were an abundance of food poorly hidden all over the place. Not only does not Jerry not even remember hiding nor eating that much food there recently, but he knows how to hide food better than that.

It seems as though some other animal has came in… but who?

“*GASP!*”

Jerry gasped as he suddenly saw three pairs of six eyes in the darkness, but they soon came out, and they were soon…glowing? Who were they?

***

Meanwhile Tom was at his wits end. How was he gonna outwit that darned mouse this time? He sighed as he put his hand to his face, before an idea hit him as a light bulb. 

*Ding!*

The card with that business…

***

He still had the card he gotten earlier, Tom zoomed over to the phone, looking serious as he donned suspicious-looking yellow sunglasses. He dialed a number, but let did he know where the call was going…

***Somewhre in an office deep in the pride ring…***

“Man, I’m telling you! How the FUCK are we supposed to go on our vacation in Vegas with this shit-stain of a bill for my car?! Look at these prices! This really is h!” whined Blizto.

“I told you so sir, in fact-”

*Ring!*

“Shut up Mox I gotta call!” exclaimed Blitzo, shoving Moxxie alside as he took the call.

“WHAT?!” Blitzo yelled into the phone. Moxie and Millie couldnt hear what the other person was saying but it seemed to interest Blitzo.

“You’ve got a real fuckin’ pest huh? And you’re gonna pay us HOW MUCH??!”

“It’s a DEAL!”

***

As he hang up, Tom grinned delightfully and laughed an evil laugh.

“MUAHUAHUA!”

***But meanwhile, as Blitzo explained what had just happened, all Moxxie had to say was…***

“NO! No way! We cant do this sir! Sir?! Are you crazy?! Our business is supposed to be hired by demons to kill people in the living world, not hired by cats in the living world to kill mice!!!” Moxxie yelled.

“Look Moxxie, our business is at all-time jeopardy because of debt.” 

“I wonder who’s fault that is?” Moxxie said under his breath.

Blitzo ignored him and continued,

“In fact if we don’t earn enough extra money soon, our whole operation will be ruined! You and Millie will both be unemployed! You don’t want that do you? Especially since we all know Millie loves this job with all of the killing and stuff.” Blitzo said before pointed to Millie gleefully polishing some knives and throwing g them at pictures while giggling.

“…Well… your right sir, but we can’t cause anymore disasters in the human world!”

“Ah, c'mon Moxx! If we go will our flawless human disguises, technically this is no different than Verosika and her sex crew becoming pop idols in the human world while causing orgies all the time.” Blitzo said.

”This is just gonna another one-time thing, just like when we were bodyguards to Stolas, we just go in, and kill that teeny tiny little mouse and we’re good! How hard is that? Got it?”

“… ok sir have it your way… but I bet this is going to be a disaster.”

“Your a real optimist Moxx, so hang are you ready to go?” Said Blitzo.

“Hey Blitzo, you know maybe we could get someone who specializes in catching mice for this?” Millie said.

“Why? Killing mice is no different than killing humans right?” Blitzo said.

“Yes but… maybe it would be good… because… well… never mind.” Millie said.

“You want to call Tom to join I.M.P do you?” Moxxie asked.

“You know what sure! He can get a little badge and everything!” 

“What?!”

“And better yet, we’ll need a brand new company jingle as well as theme song! Especially since we have to do something else for him too”

“Wait what?”

“I normally would never for an Earth creature… but he did promise a coupon for a horse toy and you know I can’t resist that…”

“Besides… were professional assassins… how hard can a little, teeny earth mouse be?

To Be Continued...

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*Knock! Knock!*

“I’ll get it!”

Tom’s owner George opened the door… to be met with the strangest looking cats he's seen in a while.

“Honey, I think three of Tom’s ugly alley cat friends are here”

“Hey! Were not ugly!” yelled Millie.

"I just feel ridiculous" said Moxxie.

He was saying this because the trio was now wearing Blitzo’s “Brilliant Mouser
Disguise”, which was just their cat costumes that they wore during one of their attempts of ruining the attempts of their rivals. Moxxie donned a cute little black and white cat suit, while Millie looked adorable in a fluffy cotton candy-pink cat cute with a big golden bell. Blitzo was in a big, brown and tan, lion costume with a small mane, just with the muzzle edited to look more like a cat than a lion. Most imps we’re way smaller than humans anyways so this dumb disguise somehow managed to fool them.

“Who are you guys?”

Moxie grabbed a card Tom made and read it aloud,

“Mam, we are… part of Tom's Immediate Mousing Professionals Team?”

“Which is co-onwned by me got it?” Blitzo added,

“We were called by Tom to finally get that mouse once and for all, as Tom is here is sooo totally such a great hunter to lead us that you should definitely keep around and give love or something”

“Though more like Co-lead with me!”

She rolled his eyes, and then said,

“Yeah ok, dont think that this will make us an less mad at you…”

Then Tom looked sad and did a kitten version of puppy eyes.

“Aw I can stay mad at you! Youre so cute! Not to mention adorable too!” Joan said before then grabbing Tom and tickling him making Tom laugh.

‘He is SO cute right?!” Millie who suddenly came in the room while joining in to tickle Tom.

Mille and Joan were tickling Tom, while Moxxie and George looked peeved at them.

“Oh brother I don’t know why she loves that cat so much… he has caused nothing but trouble and stress for me... although still not as much as Blitzo.” Moxxie said.

“Yeah tell me about it! That cat couldn’t even catch one single mouse last time, I don’t why she thinks that this time that stupid cat won’t ruin everything like he always does, with his stupid weapons, and stupid face!” George said angrily. 

While the two ladies were busy tickling him, Tom looked over at George who was looking at him, and they looked pissed at each other.

Then Tom’s expression changed, he looked at George with a naughty smile... 

“ALRIGHT! That's it Tom! You’re out!” he said grabbing him by the arm.

“No George! Give him one last chance!” said Joan while grabbing the other arm.

“Yes, In fact, I bet we can catch that stupid mouse by the end of the day! Or total refund!” Blitzo said while making a finger gun motion to his head.

Moxxie shook his head in surprise,

“Sir are you sure about that?!”

He replied,

“Cmon this will be easy, how hard can one little mouse be? besides Tom did tell us that recently he has become quite the champion in mouse-defeating”

Tom shook his head yes… while crossing his fingers, unknown to them.

"Then after we get money, and Tom can stay at his house since he will probably help us through the majority of it, him being a champion mouser and all."

"Alright fine… so what are we using for this, guns, acids, grenades?“ Moxxie said as he started pulling out many weapons.

This caused George to shout,

"WHAT?! Why do you guys have so many dangerous weapons?! Are you crazy?!"

Y-Yeah! D-Dont you think that this is too much just for one mouse?" Joan exclaimed.

"Pfft whatever, I've heard that Tom used all kinds of this stuff to try to catch Jerry before and you guys didn't question it." Said Blitzo.

"W-W-WHAT??!!! The owners yelled.

Then the owners thought about it and realized that what Blitzo said was true, causing them to stammer sheepishly,

"I... uh... uh-w-we are going to go now to... think about some things... the mouse better be caught though. " Joan said as she and George started to leave.

Then the couple left, leaving Tom and Team I.M.P. alone in the house to finally start the extermination. Tom, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie all and got all of their weapons while Blitzo washed his hands in a fishbowl. 

Tom and Team I.M.P. then all looked at Jerry. They all had deadly evil grins. Jerry gulped. Then they all looked at Jerry who went straight into his mousehole.

“Let’s do it gang! Let’s get our cocks right into that hole!” Blitzo shouted gleefully while stroking his gun…

…Which caused Jerry to briefly pop out and gave a disappointing look at Blitzos bad sex pun.

“Oh brother, what are you the comedy police?”

Tom then marked part of the wall. Then all four of them went to the wall with their ears pressed to hear Jerry closely.

“Ah ha! Gotcha bitch!” Blitzo said as Tom used an object to suck Jerry out of the mousehole and shot him out of it.

Then Tom went fast and opened the door in which Jerry flew straight out the door. They then shut it closed.

“Ha! We got him!” Millie yelled with confidence as the rest cheered.

Blitzo stretched as he said with a cocky attitude,

“See, these teeny little Earth creatures have no chance against-“

“*WHISTLE!*”

Only for them all to gasp with surprise, as seconds later they saw Jerry next to them as if he magically teleported, eating cheese acting like nothing happened.

“Wait WHAT?!” yelled Blitzo.

“But HOW?! How did that even happen?”

Tom stared in disbelief at Jerry, who then kissed Tom, poked his eye and dashed away, leaving the imp team to start thinking that this will be harder than they thought.

“Well now, a worthy opponent eh? Well he wants a chase, we’ll give him a chase! Can that little shit prepare for our attack and this new jingle too?!” 

“Our what now?”

And then as if on cue…

***

3…

2…

1!

When you want a rodent gone and you don’t want to wait too long, 

“Wait who is saying this?” asked Moxxie.

🎵Call the Immediate Mouser Professionals!

Now as music from nowhere started playing, a new chase has started!  

Blitzo and Tom wasted no hesitation as the two took out two giant spiked hammers and raced after Jerry all around the living room, causing destruction around all the furniture as they desperately tried to strike their target—which was failing, as the quick little mouse not only was dodging their attacks left and right, but was so fast it caused Tom to accidentally hit Blitzo right on the head.

*WHAM!*

“ARGGGH!

*BAM!*

*BOOM!*

Hand grenade or cyanide, we'll make it look like suicide!

The Immediate Mouser Professionals!

Jerry stopped to laugh before quickly gasping as Moxxie now aims his gun locked on him.

“Gotcha now!”

*BANG!BANG!BANG!*”

But the little mouse didn’t stop, scurring so fast, Jerry went on top of a small statue decoration and Moxxie kept on shooting trying to get him, but surprisingly he kept on swiftly avoiding the bullets each time. 

"What the?!-HOW?! Oh whatever I have more where that came from!" Moxxie said as he then started shooting all over the place. 

But it was no use, it was as if Jerry had lightning speed, dashing quick past a decorative statue of the home, which was now destroyed as the bullet shots had broken parts of the statue, to somehow now look like Jerry mouse himself blowing his tongue out.

We do our job so well…

Because we come straight up from- a place!(well we're keeping this a secret from Tom and his owner)

Then Millie ran up to Jerry.

“Alright you fucker, what you need is a straight of frontal attack, here it comes!"

Millie shouted as she jumped up in the air and tackled Jerry hard. 

*TACKLE!*

“OOF??!”

*POW*

*BIFF!*

All you could see now was a cloud of smoke and all you could hear was the sound of Millie’s punches and she was really going hard on Jerry. 

“HA! Let’s see him survive that!” yelled Blitzo.

Then the smoke cloud cleared Millies shadow emerged holding a mouses tail with something attached to it….

"Sir I got him!"

"You do?!" Blitzo said.

"You bet your ass I do! I finally got that motherfucker right here!" Millie said, gleefully giggling now fully visible as she enthusiastically held the mouse tail, but then upon closer inspection…

…that was actually a piece of string attached to a piece of dynamite!

 The second she turned and saw what she really had it immediately blew up in her face.

*BOOM!*

Millie grew angry as she quickly grabbed a knife and threw it in front of where Jerry was running and it stopped him by the throat (But not killing him).

Well get any pests without strife

We'll even let you keep the knife!

"Tom use the grenade NOW!” Said Blitzo

Blitzo now pulls out a grenade and throws it to Tom, who then threw it towards Jerry, who then threw it back. Tom anxiously threw it back but Jerry gave it to him. 

They kept giving it back and forth over and over, also accidentally knocking down Blitzos hat in the process. Now Tom, Blitzo we're scrambling to put the hat on his head and give the grenade back to Jerry as Jerry kept grabbing and giving it back. 

This went on and on, and on, for a bit before Tom and Blitzo gave what they thought was the bomb to Jerry and what they thought was the hat on Blitzos head, which led to…

“*BLAMMO!*”

Tom laughed sheepishly 

And then, after numerous other violent attempts to catch Jerry leaving the whole team was at their wits end as they all failed disastrously…

***

“WHACK!” 

We’re the Immediate…

*POW!*

“YEOWCH!!”

Mouser…

*BAM!*

Professional-🎵

*BOOM!*

“AAARRRGGHH!! THAT’S IT!!! WHYBIS THIS DANG RAT SO HARD TO CATCH!!!” Blitzo shrieked with anger,

In his outrage, he then shouted,

“ALL RIGHT FUCKS! It’s time to just give em EVERYTHING! No holding back!”

Then without thinking, he then proceeded to recklessly pull out every single weapon, explosive, and trap they had.

“Now how can we get all this stuff to hit Jerry??”

Then a lightning bulb lit up above Tom’s head. The tomcat quickly rushed  away and back holding a blueprint. B read it to see it was a carefully crafted constructed trap for Jerry.

The two looked at each other with a wide devilish grin, before laughing a loud evil laugh maniacally, with the rest of the soon following suit.

***And so…***

Now Tom put a piece of cheese onto a mousetrap to set the final piece of the trap into place, as the four of them carefully walked around their dangerous and crazy death maze trap for Jerry; there were dozens of mousetraps, bear traps, dynamite, mallets, knives, and other extremely painful and dangerous weapons everywhere, as well as a snare trap they also had that will send him flying out of the house. All which will be activated against Jerry once he gets a cheese in a mousetrap, which it snapping will set off the Rube Goldberg-esqe trap.

The four all laughed maniacally then quickly hushed up and waited for Jerry to fall victim to their trap. 

And soon enough Jerry did indeed come out, having smell the delicious cheese and he was hungry. 

All four of them waiting anxiously with anticipation, grinning with glee as well as with maniac exicitment, waiting for Jerry to touch the cheese. 

They then watched as Jerry touched the cheese trying to get it… 

they watched… and…

…nothing happened. All of them watched shook as Jerry kept on trying to get the cheese out because it was a little stuck to the mousetrap, and the mousetrap did nothing. Finally, Jerry had managed to get the cheese out of the mouse hole and he ate it happily.

“WHAT?! HOW???!!! AGSGFHDIKSLDNAHWOEKRMP!!!!” Blitzo screamed at the top of his lungs, before then lunging at Jerry with nothing but pure hot rage.  

“Sir NO!”

But it was too late,

*SMASH!*

*SNAP!*

All of I.M.P. plus Tom eyes bulged out of thier heads as Blitzo smashing right into Jerry and the trap set of all their weapons at once!

*BLAMBANGBAMBOOMSLAMBLAMMO!!!*

“AUGHYIPEOWYEOWCHAAAH!!”

And now got caught up in a flurry cascade of pain, a surprising unexpected guestes soon arrive…

*SWIPE!*

Suddenly out of the blue some things flew into the house, swiping Jerry and bumping into Tom, causing the cat to leap backwards stumbling into the snare trap that launched the imps with him.

After the pain was finally over, and everyone got back to Jerry, everyone jolted up in anger, with Blitzo demanding,

“Allright! How’s responsible??!”

Jerry didn’t know at all what was going on himself, as the mouse was being dragged by the tail by one of the three mysterious new guests. Then as the is looked up, they  all gasped as a warm bright glow emitted from above them, and right before them float down to revealed as…

“…The CHERUBS????!”

To Be Continued...

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“…The CHERUBS????!”

Yes it was, three little Cherubs to be exact.

Just as the I.M.P. team were from the fiery pits of hell, this trio of teeny cutesy winged creatures of sparkly light and pastel colors were from the pearly gates of Heaven. With their glowing halos the three floated down to them, and greeted them.

Both Tom and Jerry grew perplexed in awe at those mystical creatures floating before them. Two of the three appeared to be adorable little sheep vibrantly colored periwinkle blue and golden yellow, respectively. While the main leader in charge looked like some sort of cute but weird pale baby looking thing with bright pink hair.

The main cherub, Cletus, spoke up,

“Why yes…we are!”

The three came down from the air, again with the sickly sweet smiles and demeanor that the gang couldn’t stand. Naturally, the imps were venomously opposed of all things “pure” and “heavenly”, so they retorted,

“What are you guys doing here?” asked Millie.

The yellow colored lamb, named Keenie, spoke up with a beaming grin,

“Oh isn’t it obvious?”

The blue colored sheep Collin then spoke softly with a small smile,

“We’re hear because of one thing… and that is-“

“TO GET REVENGE ON YOU ASSHOLES!!” Cletus shouted loudly, fuming with a raged expression that startled Collin as well as Tom and Jerry.

“Um actually I was gonna say to help more people-” Collin muttered sheepishly.

But Keenie then brought out a sledgehammer out of nowhere and slammed it down on Blitzos head, causing a sheik of pain,

“AAUUUUGGGHHH!!! AAUGHGHHGSDFFBLBLAH!!”

While Collin merely looked concerned and disturbed, Millie yelled while taking a fighting stance,

“How DARE YOU?!”

Keenie fired back with the same fiery energy;

“How DARE US??! You’re the horrible creatures that RUINED OUR LIVES!”

Collin spoke up,

“Yeah, we were only t-trying to do our jobs helping people!”

“Yes, as those brutes mess with Earth lives with their hits, us at C.H.E.R.U.B. try to correct things and save them, but YOU guys ruined everything!”

“Well no more! Not with our new name and jingle!”

“What?!”

“WHAT?!”

They then brought out a reel projector out of nowhere that showed a screen,

“Now our acronym has changed to inculed more than just humans!"

"What was it even before?" said Moxxie.

"And that means... New jingle time! YAY!”

“NO!”

***And so...***

The trio started to sing, causing the imps to sigh in exasperation, as their projector also showed various footage of little critters almost getting caught or eaten.

“🎵Does it make you want to cry

When an innocent creature might die?”

It shows footage of a little baby duck almost being caught and put on a frying pan over an open fire by a blue tomcat, before a giant duck chased after the cat to beat him up.

“Does it hurt you through and through

When their faces turning blue?”

Now it shows footage of another blue cat snatching a baby mouse holding a big hammer, before a piano suddenly slammed right on top of him.

*SLAM!*

“*AUUGH!*”

“Hey don’t all these cats look like you Tom?” Millie asked.

Tom then shook his head and face palmed at the realization that this footage they gotten online was indeed of him.

“Well luckily for you!”

“There's something we can do!”

“We can help keep them alive… So you could watch them thrive!”

The three all sang out.

“Oh no you don’t! Let’s get em!”

Blitzo yelled before all four ran off chasing after the three cherubs. 

But the winged trio were quick, flying right out the window while dragging Jerry by the tail, seeking refuge in a tall bidhouse right outside their backyard on their new mission to protect Jerry, causing the imps and tomcat to stumble out the window and crash into their water fountain.

*CRASH!*

*SPLASH!*

But that wasn’t the end of it…

Cause here at C-H-E R-U-B!

We'll save your honey-bun from being caught

Violently

Tom runs and tries to pole-vault to the birdhouse while the others come behind him with nets and weapons, but Cletus quckly provides a roller-skate and sending Tom  out of control into a nearby house, flying through a window and through the entire second floor. 

*CRASHCRASHCRASH!*

Meanwhile Keenie brought out dynamites that blasted the iimps, while Collin flew past any mousetraps that were set up for Jerry, swiping each cheese from each trap swiftly with ease, making sure to doge each snap.

“Sorry about that!” says Collin.

Tom comes out the other side hanging from the window in a girdle, which snaps and falls with him. However, after careful inspection, he can use the girdles to this advantage…

Cause here at C-H-E R-U-B

No, we never even ask a fee

Jerry quickly peeks out of the birdhouse, only to his shock to suddenly be snatched from the air!

*SNATCHED!*

It was Tom, now the “Flying Cat”, using the pair of girdles as wings. Soaring like an eagle, he divebombed after Jerry, catching the little mouse in one fell swoop. But he wasn’t the only one who had these type of wings…

“Aha! Turns out you guys aren’t the only ones who can fly now!”

It was Blitzo Moxxie and Millie, who all had makeshift wings as well.

But this didn’t stop the cherubs, they all flew up too now engaging in an aerial chase to catch the mouse.

Because good people spread the love

“We HATE you guys SO MUCH!!”

Keenie yelled as she started firing her arrows at the team.

And we're here from all above

We do the paperwork for you

And the heavy lifting too

Any one in the nieghborhood looked up in disbelief over the sight they were seeing, some werid aerial chase as they were all flying in a loop de loop in the air over and over again. Until finally they all accidentally hit a power cord hung up high.

*ZZZAP!*

“YEOWCH!”

Which not only sent them plunging downwards, but crashing right into Spike’s doghouse while he was napping, causing him to then maul all of them with his vicious dog teeth.

““BARKSBRKBARK!!*”

“AAAAUUUGGGHHH!”

So sit right back and let us bless a soooul

For yooou!

Oh we...🎵

***

“…Are... the… the... C-H-E R-U-“ 

The three, now deeply electricuted, weakly sang, before then being interrupted,

“OK! Why exactly are you doing this again? How does this benefit you guys for "revenge?"

asked Moxxie.

"Even though you guys had it comin!" said Millie.

This angered Collin,

“HEY, l-like we said eariler, we were only t-trying to do our jobs helping people!”

Moxxie scoffed,

“Oh right, the horrible man who deserved it?”

“W-We didn’t know he if was-we though he could change-w-we have to take any job given to us! So what if we just wanted to give every one a chance!”

“But now, bc of YOU, we were framed, betrayed, got the boot and kicked of there! Forced to forge the unknowns of the human world! Force to scavenge for food just to survive! Forced to hide inside people’s house as they think were some kinds of freaky animals or something!” yelled Cletus.

Tom’s face lighted up with the revelation. Silently, he both pointed at the trio and then back at the kitchen, with the trio understanding what he means.

“That’s right, sorry little kitty cat, but we have been stealing a whole ton of food lately, hiding in the basement” said Keenie.

“Until we met this cute little mouse! He’s been here longer than we have, and has gathered food so easily far longer than we have!”

Tom looked at Jerry who shrugged while smiling.

“And we made a deal, that if he helps us find food, we in return will generously help him as a bodyguard!” Cletus spoke in a slightly forced sounding sweet voice fluttering his eyes.

Blitzo rolled his eyes at the display of saccharine behavior, and responded,

“And why exactly are you info dumping this on us? Can this story get back to trying to kill this mouse?”

Only briefly twitching her right eye, Keenie giggled before fluttering her wings around in a circle saying dreamily,

“Because silly! Once we show the folks up there how much we care about all of the creatures of Earth, protecting innocents from destruction, they’ll have to let us back…”

Then in instant switch up, she hissed out,

“And YOU monsters will PAY!!”

Millie raised her eyebrow,

“Oh really? ‘Cause if that’s the case, you really shouldn’t have chosen him”

“But why?” asked Collin.

This caused Blitzo to laugh,

“HA! As if! Even the dumbest mf knows that this whole “innocent little mouse” act is just we’ll… an ACT! He’s really a total little shit just using every opportunity to torture Tom so he can steal all the food away for himself!”

“Yes, many episodes Tom is just minding his own business and Jerry ruins everything, even when technically, he is the pest in the house of a couple who pay for everything,” said Moxxie.

“And Tom is really just doing his job, but always gets a beat down or ruins a date with his girl” said Millie.

This caused an outrage ofall of them who all flared up in defensive,

“HE’S doing his job??! Since when you now care about that! Jerry is just trying to survive in a world where humans hate him left and right!” Collin yelled.

“And what about episodes where Tom isn’t even in the house hug without humans? Like at the beach? And he still provokes Jerry, or uses him as a servant or fishing lure!” said Cletus.

“And don’t forget all the other innocent little crittters that have nothing to do Jerry that Tom tries to get too! His humans pet canary, baby seal, heck, he once purposely stole a baby duck from its mother just to eat him! And Jerry had to protect him!” yelled Keenie.

“Oh please! I would have done the same thing!” Blitzo scoffed.

Collin exclaimed,

“*GASP!* That’s so c-cruel! You guys are the worst!”

Moxxie rolled his eyes and responded,

“Oh really? When you guys are always acting “holier than you”, when really you guys don’t care about helping!”

This caused a whole gasp.

Keenie yelled,

“How can you guys even say that?! When I just know none of you guys care for Earths creatures! This planet is filled with enough without beasts like you guys messing with human lives leaving us to pick up the pieces!”

This caused Millie to stand up growling as she yelled,

“Oh is that so? We’ll pray tell, who are the ones who got the boot? Who are the ones who are basically such useless cotton-candy crybabies, that not even their own kind wants them?”

This was it, now Keenie was filed with rage as she screamed at her,

“FILTHY DEMON PRICKS!”

"HEAVEN TABLE SCRAPES!”

Both ladies were in for it now, both tensions rising to volcanic level between everyone, but then...

“ALL RIGHT! That’s it!”

They turned to see Blitzo, who stood up and declared,

“Let’s settle this with a challenge! The ultimate battle! Imps and cat, vs cherubs and mouse! Well determin the losers from the winners!"

Both of the trios glared fiercely. This was it, the ultimate battle, the final showdown once and for all!

And they all then looked at Tom and Jerry…

…Who both were actually just watching them the whole time while eating popcorn.

They frowned at them. Then they both realized and pushed the buckets away, now donning a determined look at well.

“This is it!”

Jerry made a motion with his hands as if to say “bring it on!” And Tom did broght out a humorous hammer,

As now the ultimate showdown between imps and cat vs cherubs and mouse, was about to begin!

To Be Continued…