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*More or Less Canon Compliant. Team Getting Together fic, POV Switches.*
"Hardison slow walks towards Eliot. “And I will steal for you, like you love me to, and I’ll watch you fight, El-i-ot-through the night I will--” He warbles his voice in and out of pitch, looking for Eliot’s reaction. He’s got a gray checkered scarf on, for gods sake; He looks like he should be sitting in a coffee shop buying nothing but a one-dollar drip for hours on end and bitching out the barista for selling coffee harvested by baby penguins. Instead, he’s here, in front of a vault, singing off key on purpose. It’s all a travesty. No one in the criminal underground will hire Eliot after this."