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"Shinpachi? Have you seen my DS?"
"The pink one? Kagura took it out on her walk with Sadaharu."
"Whaaat? That monster girl's gonna break it! And then who's gonna keep those poor, innocent souls from being wrongfully convicted? Their fate rests on my investigative skills."
"I think you're being overly dramatic about a game, Gin-san."
"Objection! It's not a game, Shinpachi. It's education! Remember that one time Madao's ass was on the line?"
"Isn't it always?"
"That's not the point! The point is: my dashing performance was all down to what I learned from that lawyer."
"Right..."
"That's the one."