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Annie nervously shifts her eyes. “Guys… I don’t think we should be doing this…”
“Relax! It’ll be fine,” Troy replies. Troy and Abed had woken up that morning wanting to do some things that are not safe for work. They’d told their idea to Annie, and although she was originally intrigued, now that they’re actually here , she feels like this is a bad idea.
“But what if we get caught?” she asks.
“You don’t have to join us if you don’t want to,” Abed replies. He turns to Troy. “Wanna start?” Troy nods eagerly.
Troy and Abed begin to start climbing the desks. They jump up and down, squealing like toddlers that just discovered the concept of jumping. Unable to handle this, Annie starts screaming. “NSFW!” she screams, over and over again. “NSFW!”
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Troy, Abed, and Annie, Shirley is outside listening to everything. “Oh my God!” she shrieks, unable to believe that Troy and Abed would do something like this. Suddenly, Britta walks by.
“What are you doing here, Shirley?” she asks.
“Troy and Abed are having sex inside!”
Britta snorts. “How do you know?” she asks. “I doubt they’d be having sex in a classroom.”
“Britta, this is Greendale.”
“Fair point. But how do you know for sure? Did you look inside?”
“Of course not! That’s gross! I know that they’re having sex because Annie’s screaming ‘NSFW’!”
“Shirley, people do not scream ‘NSFW’ when other people are having sex.”
“How do you know?”
Britta sighs. “Fine ,” she replies, exasperated. “Let’s go inside and see for ourselves. I bet that Troy and Abed aren’t having sex. Troy, Abed, and Annie are probably just messing around.” Britta pulls Shirley into the room.
“Wait, Britta, no!” Shirley screams. They look in front of them, and Britta was right. Troy and Abed weren’t having sex. But they were doing something pretty scary.
“Weeeeeee!” Troy and Abed squeal, hanging from ceiling fans that are spinning.
“Well, at least they’re not having sex in a classroom?” Britta nervously replies.
Suddenly, Shirley starts screaming. “NSFW!” She screams over and over again. She stares into Britta’s eyes. “THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!”
“OH, YOU THINK THIS IS SAFE AT HOME?”
“Warning, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!” Annie yells, warning the readers.
“Oh, c’mon Annie, do you really think the readers are stupid like us?” Abed berates. Troy and Abed jump from the ceiling fans, climb on rolling chairs, and start doing jumping jacks.
Unsure of what to do, Britta, Shirley, and Annie start screaming “NSFW!”.