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Ichigo Kurosaki had left for Seireitei, to train for the upcoming winter war, over a month ago; leaving the mod-soul Kon to take care of his body, and go to school, so that he could not only save the world from Aizen, but also pass high school with good grades. Things had gone well for a while but devastation hit the Kurosaki family only two weeks later.
"Ahh, it's so good to be home again" Ichigo grinned as he walked home in his Shinigami form a few weeks later.
"What strawberry, Seireitei not good enough for you or something?" laughed Renji Abari as he walked along beside his friend.
"Shut up you stupid Pineapple!" yelled the orange haired teen as he punched the red head in the arm, painfully hard. "You damn well know what I mean."
"OWWW! ICHIGO DO YOU HAVE TO HIT ME SO HARD!" wailed Renji in mock hurt.
"Oh can it already, we're here." sighed Ichigo as he jumped up to his bedroom window, Renji following close behind.
The first thing Ichigo saw was the flowers, candles, and photographs (of himself) on his desk. His room was cleaner than it had ever been; everything was in its place. It was like know one had ever lived in it.
"Ho, what happened here…" wondered Renji as he looked around in surprise.
"That's what I want to know." Ichigo said more to himself than anyone else.
Ichigo decided to look downstairs to see if he could find any clues to this funny sight.
As he came down the stairs he heard his little sister Yuzu's voice coming from the living room.
"I-I miss him so much" he heard her sob, "Why… why did he-he…"
"Shhhhh, Its okay dear, daddy's here" Ichigo heard his father's unmistakable voice say.
'Alright, what the Hell is going on!' thought Ichigo to himself as he entered the livingroom.
The sight he saw before him surprised him a lot. There on the couch sat his family; both of his sisters clinging to their father, tears running down their faces, a photo album on old goat chin's lap.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Renji yelped as he walked in behind his friend.
Ichigo looked at Renji in shock before answering "Renji… I… they… think I… died…"
It was too much for the teen and he fainted.
Renji was equally shocked but then he shook his head, "Where the HELL is KON!"
Then he spotted the mod-soul pill, laying pitifully on the ground only inches under the sofa.
Things started to click, and he picked up Ichigo off of the ground and shook him a few times.
"Hey Strawberry, snap out of it, WAKE UP!" He yelled.
Ichigo's eyes snapped open wide, and he jumped when he saw Renji only a few inches from his face.
"RENJI! WHAT THE HELL!" Ichigo yelped.
"Look here Ichi, YOU DIDN'T DIE!" chuckled Renji.
"I… I didn't?"
"NO YOU BAKA! Kon must have hit his head or something because his mod-soul pill is laying there under the couch." The red haired Shinigami laughed.
"If Kon is under the couch… where is my body?" Yelped Ichigo in shock.
"Ho boy…" mumbled Renji looking over to Ichigo's family.
Ichigo stormed into the living room and walked right up to his dad. The man didn't see him, but Ichigo knew that his father could feel reiatsu, so he started to raise his reiatsu more and more and more until his father looked up and his eyes went wide at the sight of one VERY pissed off Kurosaki Ichigo.
"WHERE IS MY BODY?" demanded Ichigo angrily as he glared at his father.
"FUNERAL" was all that came out of the startled Isshin's mouth.
"OH FUCK!" Ichigo yelled in shock, "DAD! YOU ARE GOING TO GET MY BODY BACK NOW!"
"Cremation" Isshin whispered in horror, slowly pointing to a large urn on the coffee table before him.
That was the last straw, Ichigo truly fainted; Renji and Isshin soon following in suit, leaving two very curious little girls wondering what made their father faint.
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