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The Tokyo Revengers fandom woke up looking pretty fucking ugly, so they got up from their bed, put their beautiful luscious dreamy sparkly gorgeous amazing blonde hair into a messy bun. They looked at their phone and saw that they were late for school. “Oh gosh!!! I’m so late for school *whines cutely* Ugh!- I need to hurry…..besides I don’t want to be late for school 😞😞😞😞😞 ” They ran out the house with bread in their mouth. (I can’t be late I can’t be late no no! I need to make a good impression for my new school that I’m going to………………besides I can even maybe get a boyfriend….. AH DONT NO NO DONT THINK OF THAT *blushes hard* I just need to get to school right now ugh..)
3 minutes later.
(Ah finally school..great why the fuck is it so fucking big. Whatever I just need to find my class for now. Alright let’s see…”Math 8:36” ah great!- I HAVE MATH AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT 1+1 IS!!!!! Oh maybe I can ask that person over there…)
The person Tokyo Revengers was talking about was the popular hot sexy amazing buongou stray dogs. Tokyo Revengers was pretty shy and didn’t know if buongou stray dogs would talk to them, but they really had no other choice and decided to go up to buongou stray dogs.
“U-u-u-m-m-m H-h-h-I-I-I-… my name is Tokyo Revengers..can you please tell me where Math class is at?…” Buongou stray dogs looked at Tokyo Revengers while smirking evilly knowing they would easily fall for their charm. “Hey nerd why would you ever think about talking to me?! Don’t you know who I am?!?!??!” Tokyo Revengers was scared…..normally no one would ever yell at them, but I guess today was the day..but Tokyo Revengers couldn’t help but get flashbacks from their traumatic childhood. So they started to cry in front of buongou stray dogs. Buongou stray dogs pinned Tokyo Revengers to the wall and kissed them. “Listen baby girl if you ever feel like this again just call out my name and I will be with you”. Tokyo Revengers clung onto buongou stray dogs as they hugged them where no one would see both of them. “Let me walk you to class alright?…” Tokyo Revengers nodded and they started walking.
They got to class and buongou stray dogs kissed Tokyo Revengers goodbye as Tokyo Revengers blushed softly and waved at them. Tokyo Revengers went inside the classroom and obviously got scolded by the teacher for being late but that didn’t matter because at least they were aware where Math class was. Almost 30 minutes go by Tokyo Revengers needs to go take a lil piss. So they went to the bathroom and stumbled upon Buongou stray dogs. Buongou stray dogs noticed Tokyo Revengers and kissed them even deeper this time.
17 years later they got married had 10 kids and lived happily ever after…🥰🥰