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“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” Tess said, to his first choice.
“What?” Nicholas said, he would admit, somewhat defensively.
“That’s a sweater,” she said, “are you seriously going to buy Peter a sweater?”
“He gets cold,” Nicholas said.
“He also gets horny,” Tess said, and then barreled on even though Nicholas hissed, “Tess!” and a woman passing by gave them a horrified look and steered her children away from them - Nicholas flushed, mortified, “But you’re not buying him sex toys.” She seemed to consider this for a moment, and then added, “Actually that’d probably be a way better gift.”
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- Part 4 of Meaning and Depth