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Terushima has added Futakuchi , Shirabu , Yahaba , Yamamoto , Akaashi , Ennoshita , and Atsumu to a chat
Thursday - 4:02am
Terushima: SUP FUCKERS😝🤙
Shirabu: No.
Shirabu has left the chat
Terushima has added Shirabu to the chat
Shirabu: why
Yahaba: Aww don't be like that shirabooboo
Shirabu: ew what is that cockroach doing here
Futakuchi: now now no fighting kids ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shirabu: ew
Yahaba: ew
Futakuchi: 🥲
Akaashi: Terushima. What is this?
Terushima: a next-gen captains gc 😏
Ennoshita: Why?
Terushima: for the ✨ e x p e r i e n c e ✨
Yamamoto: HEY EVERYONE
Atsumu: who even are u
Yamamoto: 😭😭😭
Terushima: it's so we can all talk and get to know each other
Terushima: for ya know
Terushima: volleyball
Akaashi: That's actually not a bad idea
Terushima: I KNOW IM A GENIUS
Shirabu: now that's too far
Terushima: hmph. rude booboo
Yahaba: pfft-
Shirabu: wtf 😐
Ennoshita: why don't we all introduce ourselves.
Terushima: GOOD IDEA YOUR A GENIUS ENNO
Shirabu: you're*
Futakuchi: BAHAHAHAHAHA
Atsumu: LMAOSJJSKSISKAIS
Terushima: anywhores 🥲🖕
Terushima: I'm terushima yuuji
Ennoshita: Ennoshita Chikara
Akaashi: Akaashi Keiji
Atsumu: YOURE FUKURODANIS PRETTY SETTER RIGHT??
Akaashi: yes
Atsumu: im atsumu miya but y'all can call me atsumu cause i have a twin
Yahaba: y'all 🤠
Futakuchi: y'all 🤠
Terushima: y'all 🤠
Shirabu: y'all
Ennoshita: y'all 🤠
Atsumu: EVEN YOU CHIKARA-KUN 😭😭😭
Atsumu: bullies 🥲
Shirabu: its what u deserve
Yahaba: its what you deserve
Yamamoto: IM YAMAMOTO TAKETORA FROM NEKOMA 😆
Futakuchi: anyways, im Futakuchi Kenji
Yahaba: yahaba shigeru
Shirabu: ew, im shirabu kenjirou
Yahaba: uno reverse whore
Shirabu: you fucking bit-
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Ennoshita: it's 4am everyone go sleep
Terushima: yEs mOtHeR
8 people are offline
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Wednesday - 2:37am
Terushima: DID YALL SEE THAT HAMILTON IS ON DISNEY PLUS
Terushima: IF YALL HAVENT SEEN IT WE ARE WATCHINF AT MY HOSUE
Terushima: SLEEPOVERRRRRR
Shirabu: if you don't shut your crusty ass mouth tf up i will personally hunt you down with my princess peach machete
Yahaba: BSHSJAJANANBABA YOUR WHAT?!?!! 💀💀💀
Shirabu: that goes for you too creampuff bitch
Ennoshita: before they have another hissy fight, when is the sleepover?
Terushima: WAIT YOU AGREE?? ALSO SATURDAY 6PM
Ennoshita: i love Hamilton so yes
Akaashi: you said Hamilton 👀👀
Terushima: YES HAMILTON SLEEPOVER AT MY HOUSE
Terushima: whoever is in text djungelskog bear
Futakuchi: wtf 😀 but djungelskog bear
Ennoshita: djungelskog bear
Akaashi: djungelskog bear
Yahaba: djungelskog bear
Yamamoto: djungelskog bear
Atsumu: djungelskog bear
Shirabu: djungelskog bear
Yahaba: oh wow
Shirabu: shut up i love hamilton 🖕
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Friday - 6:13pm
Shirabu POV
I can’t believe I agreed to this. Every step I draw closer to Terushima’s house I can feel the regret building up. I just hope that it isn’t going to be too crazy. I raise my fist to knock on the door when it suddenly flies open revealing Terushima. “SHIRABU!! YOU CAME!” I scrunch my nose in distaste. “I did say I was gonna come did I not?”
“Oh loosen up man, come in.” He steps to the side so I can enter. “Everyone else is in the living room already.” We walk together to the living room where the rest of the next-gens are spread out across the room. Terushima promptly sits down right next to Ennoshita and slings an arm around him. Is he really trying to flirt with Ennoshita right now? I let out a sigh and sat in the empty lounge chair in the corner. “Alright! Is everyone ready!” After receiving multiple words of affirmation he hit play.
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Friday 10pm
Shirabu’s POV
“You guys want to play truth or dare?” We were all sprawled out across the kitchen having just eaten. “Really Futakuchi? That game’s for like, 10 year olds.” I say dryly.
“Aw, is Shitabu scared?” Yahaba asks mockingly. I glare at him before grabbing a solo cup and throwing it at his head. He ducks and sticks out his tongue at me. “Well, I think it’s a great idea,” Terushima cuts in, “everyone to the living room!” We all make our way to the living room and sit around in a circle with a bottle in the middle. “Futakuchi, go first.” Terushima says. He leans in and spins the bottle. It lands on Ennoshita. “Shit...” Futakuchi looks evil. “Truth or dare Enno?”
“Dare…”
“Sit on Teru’s lap for 3 turns.” Ennoshita looks like the rest of his life left his body as he moved onto Terushima’s lap. We go around the circle once before it lands on me. Oh fuck. It is Terushima who gets to choose. “Truth or dare booboo?” Shit, shit, shit, shit. “Dare.” Fuck why did I do that?? “Kiss someone in this room for at least 30 seconds.”
“No.”
“Pfft- are you actually scared to do it Shitabu?” Yahaba says.
“No. That’s not why.” Everyone looked around, confused. Probably because I usually don’t back down from a challenge from Yahaba. “Why won’t you do it then?” Akaashi asks gently. “Um, I’m not- not really into… that.” I say quietly. I look at the floor until Yahaba suddenly speaks up. “I understand, Kunimi is also like that, you can just do a truth instead.” I looked up from the floor, surprised. “You guys don’t think I’m weird or anything.”
“Of course not!” Atsumu looked shocked that I would even ask something like that. “Yer our friend now and we aren’t goin’ ta stop just because ya don’t wanna fuck someone.” I let a small smile work it’s way onto my face. “Thank you…” Terushima suddenly claps, making most of us jump. “ANYWAYS! Shirabu’s truth!” I groan, I was hoping that they had forgotten. “Do you like someone?” He asks with a smirk. “Yes. Two actually.”
“Oh my god!” Yahaba exclaims dramatically. “Shiraboob has feelings?!” I take a pillow and slap him in the face with it.
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Tuesday - 9:54am
Atsumu: quick guys what’s (x - 7)(3x - 4)
Terushima: 3x2 - 25x + 28 (A/N: I think idk)
Atsumu: omg thank you 😭
Yahaba : @Shirabu
Shirabu: What do you want?
Yahaba: just wanted to tell you that youre a bitch and i confessed first 😛
Terushima: WIAT
Terushima: WAUT*
Terushima: WAIT**
Terushima: WHO DID YOU CONFESS TOO???
Yahaba: …
Atsumu: TELL US!
Futakuchi: WAHT??
Yamamoto: I WANT A GIRLFRIEND 😭😭
Shirabu: yeah… good luck
Shirabu is offline
Yahaba: fake friends smh 🤡🔫
Terushima: SINCE WHEN ARE YALL FRIENDS ⁉️⁉️
Yahaba: never
Terushima: WAIT DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT WHO IS IT🔫🔫
Yahaba: kyoutani kentarou
Yahaba is offline
Terushima: WTF?!?!?
Atsumu: who tf?
Yamamoto: and im still single 🥲
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Thursday - 9:22pm
Atsumu: can we do a group call
Akaashi: …sure
Ennoshita: you ok man? you seem down…
Atsumu: I'm fine! 😁
Terushima: seems sus but ok
Akashi: not the time
Futakuchi: let's just start the call
Atsumu's POV
I sit up in my bed as the call connects. 'Samu was at Suna's house again so I was alone in the room. "HEYYYY!!!" Yamamoto excitedly shouts. He was sitting in what looked like his bedroom. He had a ton of random posters hung up all over his room, covering most of his walls. Everyone is saying their greetings when all I hear screaming downstairs. Shit. I click the mute button, ignoring the concerned questions coming from the call. A few minutes later I hear a door slam and I look back at the call. "-umu! Atsumu!?" I quickly unmute myself. "Sorry 'bout that, I think someone dropped a glass or somethin'." I say with a fake grin plastered onto my face. "Atsumu… you're crying…" Ennoshita says softly. I reach up and touch my face, he was right. "Are you ok? Is Osamu there?" Akaashi asks. "He's at Sunarin's house…" Everyone else on the call was quiet just watching everything. I felt guilty all of sudden, for wasting their time and dragging them into my problems. "Y'all can hang up if ya want… I'll text 'Samu." Most of them just nodded and said that they hoped I would feel better soon before leaving. Then, Akaashi spoke up, "No need I already did." My head shoots up. "What?!" Akaashi just smiles gently at me. "I knew you weren't really going to do it if we all left, I'll stay on call with you until he arrives." I didn't know what to say so I just murmured 'Thank you…' and we started talking about Akaashi's cat, Kermit. By the time 'Samu walked in we were joking about why his cat's name is 'Kermit'. "Looks like your brother is here, I'm always here if you need someone to talk to." We said our goodbyes and hung up the call. I stood and made my way over to 'Samu. He pulls me into a hug and we stay like that for a minute or so before sitting down on the bed to talk.
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Friday - 2:56am
Terushima: 'tsumu are you feeling better??
Atsumu: I'll be fine my and 'samu talked and we also have our team (◔‿◔)
Futakuchi: … ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Terushima: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Futakuchi: yeah we ain't from 'round here
Terushima: we don't like to sit tight
Yahaba: party in the space craft
Ennoshita: Xenon step and sip light
Yamamoto: gps your function
Terushima: you don't know what lit means
Akaashi: space boiz with space dreams
Shirabu: cake creams and ray beams
Atsumu: I GOT MY TEAAAAMMMMMM
Terushima: I GOT MY TEAM
Futakuchi: I GOT MY TEAM
Yahaba: I GOT MY TEEEAAAAMMMMM
Akaashi: I GOT MY TEAM
Ennoshita: I GOT MY TEAM
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