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coolest ppl in paris!😸
[11:02 AM]
queen 🐝: morning losers! akuma at the louvre. seems to have the power to turn people into babies?? anyways i could use some backup if any of u decide to grace me with your presence
constipation boy: oh no. better call in the infant-ry!🤺
queen 🐝: i hate u
constipation boy: 😽
constipation girl: on a saturday?? hawkmoth has no shame😭
foxy lady: evil doesn’t rest ig
dj shell🐢: neither do we apparently😔
foxy lady: its ok babe i’ll come over after and we can play super penguino😏
queen 🐝: ewww keep ur sexting off the chat idc if its in code
dj shell🐢: sexting? who?
foxy lady: how dare u. we are civilized heroes of paris
queen 🐝: yeah, sure. keep it in ur pants
queen 🐝: and there is still an akuma
queen 🐝: that i am currently fighting all alone
constipation girl: shit sorry chloe!! almost there
constipation boy: had to dodge nathalie but im leaving now. eta 10 mins
constipation boy: try to contain ur sadness at not seeing my beautiful face until then
queen 🐝: i will savor my last 10 minutes of peace
constipation boy: ☹️
[11:07 AM]
chaton❤️: great news!!! i managed to convince nathalie to give me the day off so i have the whole day to spend with u😄
chaton❤️: i was thinking we could go ice skating and then get andre’s? after the akuma ofc
my lady🥰: adrien that sounds amazing!!
my lady🥰: but i actually have the design entry to work on today, i’m so so sorry
my lady🥰: maybe after?
chaton❤️: oh
chaton❤️: that’s ok! could i still come and keep you company while you work? i won’t be distracting i promise
my lady🥰: of course, if you want! might not be the most exciting way to spend your day off tho
my lady🥰: are you sure you don’t want to hang with nino? i don’t want to waste your saturday
chaton❤️: my lady, any time spent with you could never be a waste.
my lady🥰 saved a message!
chaton❤️: besides, alya and nino are having their weird super penguino make out session thing
my lady🥰: oh true i forgot😂
my lady🥰: i’ll try to finish early so we can still have our date!!!
chaton❤️: take your time. i’ll be happy as long as i’m with you.
my lady🥰: 😭
my lady🥰: arrived at the scene. i’ll see you soon!❤️
chaton❤️: see you soon, princess.😽❤️
my lady🥰: don’t you mean… purr-incess😉
chaton❤️ saved a message!
chaton❤️: indeed i did
🐱🐞🐱
[12:37 PM]
@MayorBourgeoisOfficial: Happy Saturday, Paris! Hawkmoth’s latest villian, Crybaby, has been defeated by Team Miraculous. The city will rest safely knowing that these heroes fight another day.
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image description: Mayor Bourgeois and Queen Bee posing for a photo.
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@QueenBeeOfficial re-tweeted a post from @MayorBourgeoisOfficial
@QueenBeeOfficial: happy to help!🐝❤️
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@LadybugOfficial re-tweeted a post from @QueenBeeOfficial
@LadybugOfficial: what she said.😉🐞 #bugout
coolest ppl in paris😸
[1:00 PM]
foxy lady: wait guys i have the best idea ever
constipation girl: im listening
foxy lady: team twitter account!! i call social media manager
foxy lady: just so we don’t have to keep re-tweeting stuff separately ya know
constipation boy: great idea alya!! im in
queen 🐝: if ur texting does that mean u and nino are done with ur weird unathletic sex
queen bee🐝: but i like it. i can help manage, i know a fair bit about pr
dj shell🐢: who said it was unathletic😕
constipation boy: tmi‼️
constipation girl: i like it!! too bad u can’t put it on ur resume al
constipation girl: but yes the unofficial title is urs if you want it. you too chloe
constipation girl: also can we please not discuss our sex lives in the official miraculous team group chat
foxy lady: are you suggesting we make another, unofficial miraculous team group chat solely to discuss our sex lives
constipation girl: that is absolutely NOT what i was saying!!!
constipation girl: that does give me an idea tho
foxy lady: oh shit it does?
foxy lady: i mean. of course it does. that was my plan all along😎
constipation girl: uh huh.
constipation girl: anyways… civilian group chat!! for less official, non miraculous related stuff.
constipation girl: NOT our sex lives
foxy lady: or lack thereof
constipation girl: …
constipation girl: anyways. that way we can keep this chat less cluttered
dj shell🐢: awesome plan, lb. i like it
constipation girl: 😊
constipation boy: you always have the best ideas, my lady❤️❤️
constipation girl: adrien u are literally sitting 2 feet away from me could u not have just opened ur mouth and said that
constipation boy: its not the same😔
constipation girl: ahdkdkdl ur such a dork
constipation boy: i live to serve, my lady❤️
constipation girl invited constipation boy, dj shell🐢, foxy lady, and queen 🐝 to a new chat: civilian chat
constipation boy: my lady i love u but u suck at naming chats
constipation boy re-named the chat 3 braincells walk into a chat
constipation boy: they all belong to alya
foxy lady: HA u right tho
queen 🐝: he is absolutely NOT right
queen 🐝 re-named the chat Chloe and her minions❤️
constipation girl: 😕
dj shell🐢: wait i got it
dj shell🐢 re-named the chat four lovesick idiots (and Chloe)
constipation boy: PLS AHA
constipation girl: u kno what
constipation girl: i like it. lets keep it
foxy lady: 🥳🥳
foxy lady: losers club unite
constipation boy: hey im not a loser :(
foxy lady: no its
foxy lady: have u not seen that movie??
constipation boy: what movie
foxy lady: u haven’t seen it?
constipation boy: WHAT MOVIE😭
dj shell🐢: im guessing thats a no. i wouldn’t be surprised
foxy lady: WTF
foxy lady: thats just sad
foxy lady: first official order of business: miraculous team movie night. attendance is not optional
constipation boy: yay!
constipation boy: i still don’t know what the movie is tho
queen 🐝: ugh
foxy lady: come onn chloe
foxy lady: i’ll bring chapter 2 so u can see jessica chastain👀
queen 🐝: …
queen 🐝: i’ll bring popcorn
foxy lady: sweet. movie night at mari’s house tomorrow, 7 pm. come in pjs🥳
constipation girl: i do not remember agreeing to this
foxy lady: ok but do u
constipation girl: … yeah lets do it
constipation boy: YAY MOVIE NIGHT
dj shell🐢: plsss lol it would almost be a double date if chloe weren’t there
queen 🐝: 🥲
dj shell🐢: love u chloe❤️
queen 🐝: when i get a girlfriend u losers will be sorry
queen 🐝: she will be so hot and cool she will put u all to shame
queen 🐝: and she will look just like jessica chastain aka my wife
constipation girl: hmm. have a thing for redheads?
queen 🐝: no comment
constipation girl: hmm
queen 🐝: anyways!! hahahaha
queen 🐝: wow look at that i am getting a call from my mom gtg right this second
foxy lady: oh chloe
constipation girl: oh chloe
constipation boy: oh chloe
dj shell🐢: oh chloe
dj shell🐢: wait i dont get it
dj shell🐢: what are we oh chloeing about
constipation girl: …
constipation girl: oh nino😭
constipation girl re-named the chat to five lovesick idiots
dj shell🐢: ohhhhhh
dj shell🐢: … i still don’t get it