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Mentally preparing yourself for all the many possibilities of what could happen once you open the door currently in front of you, you see a strand of blue hair which you know too well belongs to the one and only kaeya. You take a deep breath entering the room knowing what that little shit was going to do so as he pounces on you, expecting to scare the shit out of you, you elbow him right in the face, seeing him slowly fall onto the ground with a loud thump. There was a pause when all the students cocked their heads to see what the commotion was about. Childe could be heard laughing his head off while Diluc could be seen in the distance trying not to burst. You all gather around the kaeya's laid out body on the floor, a bump starting to form on his forehead. You observe him a little more until your expression changes, realisation hitting all of you that you might have just knocked the living shits out of Kaeya and he had just passed out.
“Well shit…” you mutter to yourself and start running out of the room before Childe can snitch on you to Lisa and headmaster Jean.