Chapter Text
The rain pours. BAM!!! A gunshot sounds, soon followed by a thud of bodies. :O
"FUCK" someone yells "I was supposed to hit the trash can"
"YEW DUMB BITCH" a spiky haired emo man yelled
"EYEM SAUR SRY LARV
then BAM (again) the door suddenly slams open and a gust of wind swirls in and two sexy fine ass mother fucking gods that made kim k's ass cry came strutting thru the doors. A beautiful, blue eyed man strides towards bokuto and slaps him harshly across the face while the other pudding haired man grabs his tie, pulling bokutos face down to level with his.
"I CANT BELIVE U FUCKED MA MOM" kenma screams
"the milf?" kuro squeaks from the side
"YES !!! THE MILF" akaashi spits back
"can u blame me ???" bokuto whines "she finer than a MFER"
"ID KNOCK THE DUST OFF THAT PUSSAY" kuroo hollers
akaashi takes a step back and thinks for a moment before turning to kenma. "you know ... theyre rly not that wrong kenma. When I was in highschool the only reason I came to ur house was to stare at her fat badonka-"
"KEIJI??? istg i'll bootkick ur ass rn. dont fucking test me u weak ass bitch you know damn well that i never play around. ill tell everyone that u still wet ur bed and drool in ur sleep."
Keiji takes a step towards kenma, their faces a few centimeters apart. "Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try."
"are u seeing this bro" kuroo whispers loudly to bokuto as akaashi and kenma stare each other down
"why am i wet?" bokuto mumbles
"YOU TOO BRO???"
"BRO??????"
"bro" kuroo says as he grabs bo's face in his big muscular veiny hands.
akaken stop what they were doing to glare at the oh god gay gay homosexual gays and questions what they are doing.
"hey... are yall *limp wrist*?" akaashi asks.
"no! but i am gay :D" says bokuto
a loud slap resonated as the three others faceplamed.
"so... um.. yall wanna make out? (>.<)" kuroo uwued
"like .. together??" kenma whispers
"yeah" kuroo says breathlessly
they all take a step closer to each other and BAM! their foreheads knock into each other and they all die
THE END