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[The BoomerAANG Squad]
1:12pm
[Online: Fan~queen, GuyWithABoomerang, Melon_lord, themomfriend]
themomfriend: WHo wants to go sHoPping
[scarred4life is online]
scarred4life: Stop writing like that.
scarred4life: But I do.
Fan~queen: same
GuyWithABoomerang: YAAAAAASSSS Let’s go shopping
[Jetski217 is online]
Jetski217: Hey why am I in this group chat?
Fan~queen: how would i know
Fan~queen: toph did this
Melon_lord: I Died in The Death of
Melon_lord: Is it close
Jetski217: Wait you died?
Fan~queen: no
GuyWithABoomerang: Not even remotely close
Melon_lord: What does it say
GuyWithABoomerang: I died in the death of
GuyWithABoomerang: What would that even mean
Melon_lord: What the f***
Fan~queen: wait who enabled the safe chat
scarred4life: No one, it’s just the voice recognition.
scarred4life: There is supposed to be a question mark
scarred4life: Fuck
scarred4life: *! Fuck!
GuyWithABoomerang: Did
GuyWithABoomerang: Did he just swear
scarred4life: Sokka! Question marks!!!
GuyWithABoomerang: No
scarred4life: *!
[AA4 is online]
themomfriend: So MALL. ..
AA4: So mall?
themomfriend: Damnit that hurts
Melon_lord: Mole
AA4: Pat pat on your head
Fan~queen: ah yes mole
themomfriend: Toph no
Melon_lord: Tell yes
scarred4life: CHILDREN, USE COMMAS.
Melon_lord: Weird tough no what
Fan~queen: omg i feel very sorry for you
[FavoriteChild is online]
FavoriteChild: Greetings
FavoriteChild: Peasants
scarred4life: …
scarred4life: Pain.
FavoriteChild: I’m happy to see you too, brother.
scarred4life: Are you?
FavoriteChild: I am.
scarred4life: Are you?
themomfriend: STOP
themomfriend: Toph why did you add her
Melon_lord: I thought it would be fun
GuyWithABoomerang: …
GuyWithABoomerang: Ok then
FavoriteChild: I heard you had plans about going to the mall
AA4: How did you know?
GuyWithABoomerang: She’s in the group chat u idiot -_-
AA4: Oh
Melon_lord: So are you gonna let S Backstube und o come Along
FavoriteChild:
FavoriteChild: What
Fan~queen: honey what? seriously what?
scarred4life: AZULA. THE SUESTION MARK.
GuyWithABoomerang: Suestion
AA4: Suestion.
Fan~queen: suestion
scarred4life: OK, LET IT GO, GODDAMNIT.
scarred4life: I was just abut to thank you, but not anymore!
GuyWithABoomerang: Abut
AA4: Abut
Fan~queen: abut
scarred4life: Pain.
Melon_lord: I meant so are you gonna let Sparky 2.0 come along
Fan~queen: i’m sorry but toph WHAT was that supposed to s- oh thanks
scarred4life: Suki. Apparently you know that capital letters exist. Why? Why do you not use them?
Fan~queen: I’M sORRY bETTER nOW?
scarred4life: I feel like you’re doing that on purpose.
GuyWithABoomerang: I’m sitting next to him
GuyWithABoomerang: He looks very triggered rn
GuyWithABoomerang: Fun
AA4: Oooooooohhh
scarred4life: What?
AA4: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
GuyWithABoomerang: -_-
GuyWithABoomerang: •_•
scarred4life: That's not how you use "-", "_" and "•".
GuyWithABoomerang: How tf r u supposed to use •
scarred4life: You can use it for lists.
scarred4life: Like this:
People that cannot text correctly:
• Sokka
• Suki
• Katara (although I know she can)
scarred4life: Also, have you ever watched F•R•I•E•N•D•S?
GuyWithABoomerang: -_-
GuyWithABoomerang: •_•
scarred4life: SOKKA, I SWEAR TO GOD.
GuyWithABoomerang: :)
GuyWithABoomerang: But the _
GuyWithABoomerang: Like have you ever seen a list that goes
People that annoy the shit out of me:
_Zuko
??????????????????
AA4: Haha HowToType with Zuko 101
scarred4life: …
scarred4life: At least you use question marks now.
[GuyWiithABoomerang has removed “??????????????????”]
scarred4life: I have no faith in humanity.
themomfriend: so . mAll?
FavoriteChild: Yes. Mall.
scarred4life: mAll?!
GuyWithABoomerang: https://youtu.be/rtMR524m0BM
themomfriend: srsly kids shows?
Fan~queen: excUSE ME
GuyWithABoomerang: IT’S NOT A KIDS SHOW?!?!??!?!?!?!!?
GuyWithABoomerang: It just looks like one?
Melon_lord: Paukt you say the
scarred4life: Really? Now?
scarred4life: Toph … is it possible that your voice recognition is partly German?
Melon_lord: Wow that was random but post-punk yes
GuyWithABoomerang: Tf is a post-punk
Melon_lord: Her
Melon_lord: I am not a Postbank E am Main Lord
Melon_lord: I had Every Single bet that was John to
GuyWithABoomerang: Wait guys I wanna guess
GuyWithABoomerang: Uhhhh
GuyWithABoomerang: I hate everything I bet that was German too?
Melon_lord: Jazz House & Edm Dj-mix thank you so much
GuyWithABoomerang: …
GuyWithABoomerang: U r welcome?
Melon_lord: Das Samson Know How to fix und die House & Edm dj-mix
GuyWithABoomerang: …
GuyWithABoomerang: Ok im lost
scarred4life: Sokka. The apostrophe.
GuyWithABoomerang: Lmao i think ive never seen anyone spell that before ahahhahahaah
themomfriend: S O M A L L
GuyWithABoomerang: Ok chill sis
GuyWithABoomerang: Mall.
Melon_lord: Can Someone Pick Me Up And Take me Bernd Eichinger noch wants me to Drive
Melon_lord: David Speak german Again
scarred4life: You poor child.
themomfriend: So … Maall?
scarred4life: Weee.
AA4: Did Zuko just say “weee”?
[CircusFreakTM is onine]
scarred4life: Believe it.
GuyWithABoomerang: Achieve it.
GuyWithABoomerang: Then eat it.
scarred4life: Or don’t.
Fan~queen: that escalated quickly…?
GuyWithABoomerang: Yes.
GuyWithABoomerang: Thank you.
CircusFreakTM: #believeitachieveittheneatit(ordon’t)
[EmoQueen is online]
EmoQueen: New life motto
EmoQueen: I hate this name
themomfriend: …
themomfriend: So mall …?
themomfriend: Please?
themomfriend: :( ?