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['Venti' made a group chat]
['Venti' invited 'Kaeya' to the group chat]
Kaeya : SUPPPP MY BEST WINE BUDDY
Venti : HI KAEYA SJFNJSNDKNLDKA;D;
Kaeya : LMAOOOO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Venti : SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY DROP MY PHONE AND IT HIT MY FACE
Kaeya : no days without hitting your face with your beloved phone huh
Venti : YEAH HAHAHA
Kaeya : what’s with the caps lock now LOLOLOL
Venti : I THINK I BROKE MY PHONE KEYBOARD NOOOOOOOOOO
Venti : IT’S MY FAVORITE PHONE :(((((((((
Kaeya : how many phone do you have to be specific
Venti : EHE
[Venti invited 33+ people to the group chat]
[Venti changed the group chat name to ‘VENTI SUPPORT GROUP’]
Diluc : what now
Venti : SOMEONE PLS SAVE ME
Diluc : you’re asking the wrong person
Venti : DID I SPECIFICALLY ASK YOU THO??!!?
Diluc : .
[Venti locked the leave feature]
Venti : NOT IN THIS GROUP CHAT YOU EMO
Diluc : goddammit.
Jean : language.
Kaeya : yeah, language!
Diluc : kaeya.
Kaeya : brother.
Diluc : shut the fuck up
Kaeya : no u <3
Venti : JEAN HELP ME PLSSSSSSSSSS
Jean : what happened?
Venti : I BROKE MY FAVORITE PHONE KEYBOARD
Jean : and?
Kaeya : DID SHE REALLY SAID THAT?? RIP VENTI
Venti : I AM HURT :((((((((
Jean : i’m busy rn
Lisa : yeah we’re busy
Lisa : so go ask your mini boyfriend instead
Kaeya : OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kaeya : BUSY DOING WHAT EXACTLY
Jean : send *I_am_currently_working_ png*
Kaeya : you didn’t have to send a picture tho
Jean : just so you believe me
Kaeya : no one can doubt you, even venti won’t doubt you, right my wine buddy?
Venti : YUP
Lisa : your short boyfriend haven’t fix your keyboard yet?
Xiao : WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT JUST NOW
Lisa : i summon him for you, now stop texting me and MY jean <3
Tartaglia : "MY"
Lisa : what
Tartaglia : nothing.
Xiao : WHO TOLD YOU YOU CAN GET AWAY THAT EASILY
Lisa : i made an extra box of almond tofu for today’s lunch, forgive me and I’ll give it to you
Xiao : ok.
Beidou : that was fast lol
Albedo : bribing someone is no good guys
Aether : did you forget the fact that you bribe kaeya with cuddling sessions almost every day?
Albedo : oh right
Lumine : lost in words huh HAHAHAHA
Amber : are we going to ignore venti asking us for help?
Rosaria : yeah
Amber : well that was fast
Jean : yeah
Lisa : yeah
Beidou : yeah
Ningguang : yeah
Aether : yeah
Lumine : yeah
Keqing : yeah
Albedo : yeah
Xinyian : yeah
Mona : yeah
Xiao : yeah
Kaeya : NOT YOU TOO XIAO LMFAOOOOOO
Chongyun : yeah
Tartaglia : yeah
Xingqiu : yeah
Noelle : yeah
Amber : NOELLE!??!?//
Xiangling : yeah
Yanfei : yeah
Zhongli : yeah?
Kaeya : EVEN ZHONGLI AGREE??? I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU VENTI
Venti : NOT Y’ALL SENDING IT AT THE SAME TIME
Venti : I HATE YOU ALL WITH PASSION
Razor : Hi :D
Venti : EXCEPT YOU RAZOR, ILY
Venti : hi <333
Razor : ily?
Venti : ILY MEANS I LOVE YOU
Razor : oh
Razor : ily venti :D
Venti : RAZOR’S INNOCENCE COULD CURE CANCER
Bennett : agree
Venti : BENNETT BESTIE HELP ME, THESE PEOPLE WON’T HELP ME WITH MY BROKEN KEYBOARD
Tartaglia : u sure you’re asking at the right person?
Venti : TAR TAR SAUCE WHO’S GAY FOR ZHONGLI HAS NO RIGHT TO SPEAK NOW
Tartaglia : i’m str8
Kaeya : so is spaghetti until it gets wet
Hu tao : he’s typing tho
Venti : SHUT UP HU TAO
Hu tao : want to give your favorite phone a coffin?
Venti : NOOOO
Hu tao : I give a very special offer this month u know
Venti : HELL NO I LOVE THIS PHONE
Kaeya : no u love the kitty case tho
Venti : WELL THAT TOO
Venti : THIS PHONE MEANS A LOT TO ME BCS XIAO ONCE TOOK A SELFIE OF HIM WITH CAT EARS FROM LAST YEAR SCHOOL FESTIVAL
Xiao : OH YOU’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW
Xiao : DIDN’T I TOLD YOU TO DELETE THAT SELFIE???
Venti : THAT’S ON YOU LOL
Venti : YOU SHOULD THINK FIRST BEFORE AGREEING TO ME
Xiao : THAT’S BECAUSE YOU BRIBE ME WITH A FULL WEEK ALMOND TOFU RESTAURANT COUPON YOU IDIOT
Venti : BUT YOU LOVE IT RIGHT?
Xiao : .
Beidou : that’s so obvious lol
Barbara : hi everyone!
Barbara : what’s with you venti?
Venti : FINALLY MY SAVIOR HAS COME
Venti : I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE MY PHONE KEYBOARD PLS HELP ME BARBARA
Barbara : but we’re in class now?
Venti : OH YOU’RE RIGHT
Ningguang : You just realized it now?
Venti : Y U P
Jean : how did you get this far without getting caught?
Venti : I HAVE MY WAYS >:D
Razor : >:D
Venti : he's too pure
Albedo : he doesn't deserve to be in this group chat
Venti : yeah
Jean : if you agree then why did you invite him in the first place?
Venti : so he can enjoy you guys struggling
Lisa : my boy never enjoy such things unlike you
Razor : Venti happy
Razor : Razor is happy too
Venti : the only person i respect in this gc <3333
Barbara : @Venti
Barbara : i’ll go to your class later to help you fix your phone okay?
Barbara : umm venti?
Lisa : he can’t answer you now Barbara
Barbara : why?
Beidou : TEACHER CONFISCATED HIS PHONE LMFAOOOO
Kaeya : TAKE A PIC OF HIS FACE NOW
Kaeya : QUICK
Beidou : send *venti_is_crying_png*
Beidou : send *venti_ugly_face_from_the_front_view_this_time_png*
Rosaria : how I wish to be in the same class with you rn
Diluc : that’s what he gets for creating this group chat
Kaeya : meanie
Aether : i shall print this out and hang it around the school
Lumine : i'll help you
Lumine : but only this time
Tartaglia : finally something i can use to blackmail him later
Kaeya : DJASKNALDDKASJK