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one day, Pete wentz was travelling across the road and he was a truck. all of a sudden, he saw another truck, but this truck was different to all the other trucks,, his name? Patrick, his taillights? Immaculate, petes car penis? Rock hard
patrick suddenly drove up to him and seductuvely growled "what are you looking at do u wanna fuck my truckussy or what"
pete had suddenly been entranced by patricks gentle voice
Pete inserted his car penis (I couldnt think of any bit of a car that even slightly resembles a penis so ur stuck with this) into patricks tailpipe
A/N I can't believe I am writing car porn holy jesus
pete cums oil into patricks tailpipe
suddenly a man who is not a truck walks past and walks in on the automobile intercourse
"wow I could write a song about this" Neil cicerega said
And thats the story behind two trucks
The end