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1. What Makes That Damn Pig So Special? by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   23 Mar 2022

   Tags

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   • Jschlatt/Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Jschlatt & Alexis | Quackity
   • Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Alexis | Quackity
   • Quackity is mentioned briefly dw
   • Jschlatt and Techno fuck
   • Schlatt underestimates Techno's power once again
   • Piglin Knots bro
   • Im so into them alright
   • Techno isnt an anime man in here
   • Piglin Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Also I like to think that Techno IS the blood god
   • excessive cum
   • One Night Stand
   • Knotting
   • hybrid schlatt
   • He baahs like the dumb sheep man he is
   • NO GUYS HE ISNT A FUCKING GOAT
   • Theyre both whores lmao
   • Top Dom Technoblade
   • Power Bottom Schlatt
   • Techno rocks Schlatt's world
   • Size Difference
   • Stomach Bulge
   • Lotsa dirty talking
   • Degradation
   • Yes they refer to each other with petnames
   • from Animal Farm
   • im so funny
   • They indirectly call each other dictators??? funny shit vro
   • Porn With Plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • but I leave their feelings in the end ambiguous (for the first chapter)
   • Breeding
   • Piglin Mating
   • Minecraft Mobs fucking "Players"

   Summary

   Schlatt never understood how every time he, Techno, and a few others went out, Techno ALWAYS got flirted with. It happened without fail. The Piglin Brute was big and strong and all the shit that women look for in their dreams, but he was awkward, hard to get with if you didn't know him, and didn't seem to get ANY form of pussy. Not even the boy pussy type... "What the fuck does he have that I don't? Why do SO many people fawn over this fuckin' socially awkward pig?!" Schlatt found himself asking more and more every time they went out and he would watch Techno deny any advanced from anyone. He squinted at him and got more jealous of the people that somehow got to find out when he took them home later.

   Schlatt made it his business to find out now. He needed to know what made Techno so special.

   Series

   • Part 1 of DSMP Horny Fanfics KEKW

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,778

   Chapters:

   4/?

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