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No SBURB Retail AU In which Sollux Captor hates his job at a stupid clothing store while his girlfriend attempts to hook him up with the patron he loathes the most. In doing so he faces such ordeals as “why is there a giant fishman floating in a huge bubble of water,” “why does said giant fish man come in every single time I work” and “oh my god I just mopped up that floor.”
Includes one (1) snarky objecthead, one (1) cranky demon, three (3) mer-people, one (1) unidentified fishfolk, one (1) moth girl, two (2) fairies, one (1) usually baked kelpie, one (1) sexually frustrated centaur, (1) happy little satyr, and slew of other minor characters that really don't need to be mentioned just yet. Also weird fish sex.
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