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Kaeya whistles to himself as he heads home, carrying with him a special order from the Good Hunter. He’s had brief interactions with Albedo before but he wants to get a longer conversation going. What better way than to corner him?
This is one of the few times Albedo has been away from Dragonspine. He needed to restock on resources and assure Jean that he was fine. Although he is tiny, he has his way around places. Kaeya talked to him earlier about some kind new sweet from Good Hunter, so Albedo, figuring he should be a bit more sociable, took the offer. He waits for Kaeya now, after he said his goodbyes to Klee.
Kaeya opens the door, slipping inside. He doesn’t call out, just heading into the kitchen where he spots the small blonde standing on his counter. “Albedo, how nice to see you.”
"Likewise Captain Kaeya, you asked me earlier to speak with you, along with bringing a new sweet from Good Hunter. I am curious though as to why you offered food as well" Albedo says while looking up at the cavalry captain. His arms folded across his chest as he glanced at the parcel. He is eager to get it, though he would never admit it.
Kaeya steps close to the counter, just in front of the geo wielder. “I thought I might entertain some more conversation this evening.” He replies, leaning over the small man to set the box down behind him.
Albedo doesn't let the way his heart races slightly when Kaeya leans over him show. It was a great view of the other's chest window. Though he has no outward reaction to it. "I see. Then what did you wish to talk about?" Albedo says as he looks away from the taller man, using his elevator to open the box up. His eyes light up at the delightful smell.
Kaeya steps away for a moment to retrieve a fork and plate. He sets them down before finally fetching a knife. “Ah right. To be perfectly honest, I’m quite interested in you.” He says lightly, keeping the words nearly vague while suggestive.
"Well many people seem to be, with my size and status as the chief alchemist, and the fact that I'm never really around, I would be too. Your interest is not abnormal " He notes, watching as kaeya plates the sweet. "Do you enjoy desserts as well?"
“I think you misunderstand. My interest is not quite so scientific.” Kaeya laughs shortly, resting his head on his hands with his elbows. He slides the cake in front of himself, picking up the fork. “And I do. You can have some of mine, though I doubt you’d need a whole slice.”
Albedo is not so sure how to eat it. He didn't bring any eating utensils his size, so he just stares at it for a moment. “Then what do you mean? I'm not too sure…oh I see. I can't understand why you would have that kind of interest...can you help me? I feel embarrassed eating with my hands.''
Kaeya smirks, waving the little blonde closer. “How much can you take? I wouldn’t want to give you too big a piece.” He offers.
Albedo considers the question for a moment. Unfortunately he can't eat very much. "Hmm, can you get it small enough for me to mostly get it in my hands? Even if I was your size I probably wouldn't eat the whole thing..." He walks over to Kaeya, looking up at the smirking bluenette.
Kaeya’s gaze follows the man the whole way closer, much like a cat’s in its focus. “I’ll try just for you.” He purrs, finally looking away to cut a piece of the cake off.
Albedo watches as Kaeya cuts the cake. It has always been a spectacle, watching the way large hands move around. It isn’t the first time we wished he had his sketchbook. “Thank you. I would like to hear your reasoning on this interest in me."
Kaeya hums, arranging the cake on the back of the fork so the small blonde has to reach for it when he lowers it down. “Did you want more icing than this?” He deflects for a moment.
"No, that looks good to me, but Kaeya. Why are you not answering my question? Is the flirtatious captain finally wordless?" Albedo asks, looking up to the other man.
Kaeya raises a brow, a smug smile still on his lips. “Perhaps I’m biding my time here.” He replies, offering the cake to the blonde.
"No, I think you’ve lost your spark Captain " Albedo reaches for the cake, standing on his tippy toes to try to eat it off the fork.
Kaeya pushes the fork forward under the borrower, scooping him onto it. “I should hope not.” He murmurs, raising him up.
Albedo gives a small yelp as he is suddenly scooped up on the fork, his outfit I now covered in frosting, along with his face and hair. "Kaeya…I understand that you want to help me but please."
Kaeya brings Albedo up to his face. “I don’t think you quite understand what I want. I’m interested in how you manage to be so elusive yet so well respected, yes, but I’m also interested in what it would take to keep such a small creature in one place. Someone as adorable as yourself should never be so busy.”
Albedo furrows his brow, holding onto the prongs of the fork as he is lifted up to the other's face. He isn't sure what possessed Kaeya to do this, but it's a touch unnerving. He flushes very lightly at being called adorable. He had been called that before, but it's different coming from Kaeya. "Unfortunately, I think what you are saying may be impossible. What I want to do involves a lot of moving about for field research. Do you worry for my safety? I can assure you I've been doing this for a long time. Also can you set me down I feel like food "
“I can take some more cake first if you’d really prefer.” Kaeya chuckles. He lowers the borrower down over the cake, tipping the fork a bit to knock Albedo off onto it.
Albedo had lost his grip on the fork due to the frosting and stumbles face first in the soft cake. He sinks into it, his clothes getting completely covered in it. He looks up to Kaeya with an annoyed look. "I feel like the reason you invited me over was to play with me." He sighs, trying to get up but failing as he ultimately falls back into the cake.
“Come now, I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t have any fun with you.” Kaeya teases, taking a bite of the cake. After chewing a moment before swallowing, he gives Albedo a slightly calmer look. “It’s not the only reason though.”
Albedo can't stop himself from looking mildly displeased. What is he going to do when he needs to head home? He’s covered in frosting and lacks a change of clothes. He also doesn't like how close the fork got. He crosses his arms looking up at Kaeya. Quite frankly, the blonde is adorable. "Oh and what is the other reason?"
Kaeya coos lightly, a mix of a genuine and teasing sound. “I want to spend more than five minutes at a time with you.” He shrugs, taking another bite.
"Understandable, but that doesn't mean bribe me with sweets, and then tease me. I've not even changed my clothes. Perhaps if you ask I could talk to you more..." He didn't sound too sure of himself there.
Kaeya raises a brow. “Please, I have asked, but you’re always flitting off to whatever you think you have to do next.” He moves the fork back under the man, pushing it through the icing. “I’m sure that if I was bothering you too much, you would have already scampered off.”
He falls forward onto the fork. He rolled off of it not wanting to be picked up again. "I would scamper off if I wasn't covered in frosting. I’d rather not get eaten by ants or anything that enjoys something sweet."
Kaeya smiles, as if laughing at an inside joke. “I believe you’re perfectly capable of defending yourself from such small things.” He tells him, attempting another pickup. “Something bigger however, now that I can’t guarantee.”
Albedo realizes that Kaeya is going to pick him up with the fork no matter what he does so he just stays on top of it this time. He still has a light blush on his face as well, "of course much like a dog would love to eat me…”
Kaeya raises the flushed geo wielder right up to his face once more, keeping him balanced on the fork. “I wouldn’t necessarily compare myself to a dog.” He murmurs.
His eyes widen as he gives the Cavalry Captain a slightly bewildered look "Kaeya are you saying you wish to..eat me?"
Kaeya chuckles, letting his tongue swipe out over his lips. “That wouldn’t be so difficult.” He replies, bringing the fork closer until he can put the very tips of the prongs in past his lips.
Albedo backs up on the fork. He hadn't expected the teasing to go this far as Kaeya brings the fork to his lips. Was he actually serious about eating them? "K-Kaeya I have to advise against eating me. I have work to do, I also still have to put Klee to bed...plus I don't think it is right to eat a co-worker."
Kaeya hums softly, “Someone else can manage Klee for tonight.” He decides, “There’s nothing against it in the handbook.”
"Well there has also hasn't really been someone my size before, but I meant that in my opinion..." Albedo tries to move back more but he’s stopped by the end of the handle thinning out. "Are you just trying to get a reaction out of me?"
“Oh no, that would be nice, but I fully intend on getting you inside.” Kaeya laughs, moving the prongs into his mouth until his lips bump into the frosting coated man’s boots.
Albedo moves his legs away leaving some frosting on Kaeya's lips. His face is now a deeper shade of pink. He really isn't sure how to react. This is much different then what Kaeya normally does "Kaeya, I'm not too sure about.." Even though he is flustered and pretty worked up, he has to wonder what it would be like.
Kaeya pulls back a bit, flicking his tongue out to swipe away the frosting. He looks to meet Albedo’s eyes, raising a brow. “Is that a proper flush I’ve gotten?” He asks before moving the fork back to his mouth, this time opening up and carefully placing the prongs under his tongue.
Albedo hadn't even realized he had started to flush. Had the Cavalry Captain really gotten him this worked up? "How can one not flush when presented with this?” Albedo asks as he watches Kaeya lick his lips and then place his tongue under the fork. He can feel the warmth coming out of it.
Kaeya slides the fork forward, tilting it up to bring the little form tumbling onto his tongue.
Albedo falls on top of Kaeya's tongue and against his lips. He makes a small sound as it happens. Once near Kaeya's nose, the blunette can nearly taste albedo. He smells of Cecilia and frosting, "K-Kaeya!" His flush deepens though he doesn't fight back any.
Kaeya exhales in amusement around the smaller, noting the lack of resistance. His tongue presses against Albedo, swiping frosting away from his skin.
Albedo shivers softly as frosting is licked off of him. He also tries to hold onto kaeya's tongue, not wanting to fall.
Kaeya raises his second hand as a safeguard beneath Albedo. He parts his teeth and shifts the fork, aiming to get the smaller fully into his mouth.
Albedo ends up slipping into Kaeya's mouth. From the warm frosting making the trip easy. He only ends up halfway through, only his head in Kaeya's mouth.
Kaeya seals his lips around Albedo’s chest, tongue tip poking at his face and moving to sweep frosting out of his hair. He pulls the fork away, leaving the blonde’s top half in his mouth.
Albedo tries to push Kaeya's tongue away; it doesn't work very well. His legs also kick out some like a trapped mouse caught in the jaws of a cat.
Kaeya tilts his head back, suckling the tiny deeper gently. He pushes at the little legs, humming as more of the frosting hits his tongue.
Albedo tries his best to push with his hands, and feet. The hum vibrates Albedo's body in a pretty good way. It makes him relax some as well, allowing him to be pushed all the way inside.
Kaeya presses out the tip of his tongue to clear away all the frosting before pulling his tongue back into his mouth and shutting Albedo in fully.
He squirms in Kaeya's mouth, wriggling about. Though he calms down for a moment to take in being in Kaeya's mouth "I'm surprised I don't smell wine.”
Kaeya hums in response, not wanting to give Albedo a way out. He parts his teeth further, pushing Albedo over into his cheek.
The blonde lightly gasps and pushes on Kaeya's tongue, though soon realizes he is stuck. The saliva makes him feel sticky and pretty gross.
Kaeya lets Albedo fall back into his tongue, poking around at him. He finally relaxes and tips his head back, gulping down the tiny.
Albedo slips down easily, falling into Kaeya's stomach with a plop. At first it’s nerve wracking, but then he’s able to calm down. He finds he’s able to walk around Kaeya's stomach, and pokes at the walls ``Looks as though you really did eat me...you best let me out."
“I told you I would.” Kaeya laughs, poking in where the borrower pokes at him. “I’ll let you out after you’ve had a break.”
Albedo sighs and sits down. So this was all an elaborate plan to get the tiny to rest? Well it has worked because he can't get out. Though albedo thinks he is well rested until a yawn forces its way out. "Fine only for a bit."
“Fine, fine.” Kaeya agrees, putting the rest of the cake back in the box and leaning back in his chair.
Abledo's poking turns into a rubbing; he doesn't realize what he is doing as he feels around. Even talking a glove off "It's such an odd texture."
Kaeya has to hold in a laugh at the sensation. “That feels more like research than rest.”
"You put me in a new environment, and as an alchemist what did you expect Kaeya? Plus you can't stop me."
“Next time I’ll just put you in a box. Something less fun.” Kaeya teases. Albedo simply sighs with a small smile on his face. Perhaps this isn`t so bad.