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Eric Foreman created a groupchat „PPTH”
Eric Foreman added Remy Hadley, Chris Taub, Robert Chase and Allison Cameron
Remy Hadley changed their name to Thirteen
Thirteen changed Eric Foreman’s name to The Boss
Allison Cameron: why is Thirteen a mod
Robert Chase: take a guess
Thirteen changed Allison Cameron’s name to gaslightgatekeepgirlboss
Thirteen changed Robert Chase’s name to Skippy the Kangaroo
Thirteen changed Chris Taub’s name to smol
smol: Ahahah I get it
smol: What is this?
The Boss: A chat designed to keep you all in check and to finally communicate properly.
The Boss: @Thirteen very professional.
Thirteen: Thank you
The Boss: You’re welcome
Skippy the Kangaroo: get a room
smol: says who
gaslightgatekeepgirlboss: …he has a point
The Boss: I’m already regretting this
smol: You should be
smol left the chat
The Boss added smol to the chat
smol: Please no
Thirteen: you’re trapped for eternity
gaslightgatekeepgirlboss: I work with idiots
The Boss: That’s how I feel everyday.
Skippy the Kangaroo: stop using dots
Skippy the Kangaroo: its weird
The Boss: My chat, my rules.
The Boss: I will not stop.
gaslightgatekeepgirlboss: that does seem passive-aggressive
gaslightgatekeepgirlboss: it fits
The Boss: That reminds me, Skippy, you get four more hours of clinic duty this week.
The Boss: A doctor called in sick.
Skippy the Kangaroo: why me
The Boss: because last time I checked, you skipped your own hours to bang Cameron.
gaslightgatekeepgirlboss: Thirteen skipped hers to have sex with you the day before
Thirteen: that’s different
smol left the chat
The Boss added smol to the chat
gaslightgatekeepgirlboss: you shouldn’t be treated differently because of a romantic relationship with your boss, it’s the rules
Thirteen: yeah, you’d know
gaslightgatekeepgirlboss: that’s not what happened then
The Boss: okay we’re getting off track here
Skippy the Kangaroo: bold of you to assume there was a track in the first place
Skippy the Kangaroo changed the groupchat’s name to Pretty Petty Talky Hoes
smol: *sniff* House would be so proud