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Barbie stepped off the plane and did a backflip into the arms of her lovely hubby Bob the Builder.
"I'm so glad you're home, my babyyyyy" Said bob
"I'm not lol" said Barbie and then she jumped out of his arms into a jeep and drove away
While she was driving away, like a woman getting shot in the chest with a rifle, she was shot in the chest with a rifle. The person holding the rifle was Zayn Malik. "Hahahahahaha" said Zayn Malik. Then Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles Jumped out of a bush together. They took a machete and sliced off Zayns head and picked it up there was blood everywhere.
"AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" Louis yelled. "Ur mum" said Harry. Harry Potter flew by on his broom stick and jumped into barbies car. He pushed Barbie's corpse out of the car and got in the drivers seat. He did a magic spell on the car that made it fly and then turned it around and flew the car over to where One direction stood.
"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE FAMOUS HARRY IN THE WORL!!!!!" he yelled and then did a magic spell on harry styles harry fell over and died
"NOOOOOOO" said Louis, Liam and Niall. Liam grabbed dead Zayn's rifle and shot Harry Potter (Niall and Liam are there now no questions to be asked). then Bob Did a running jump and a karate kick into a bush. he pulled out his MAGICAL builders box and fixed barbie and harry. Now they are alive again because magic.
Then a big worm came out of the ground it was 1000000 metres long and very very thick. Duchess rowena came out of that bush and shot it with a space gun. then harry sings rowena away. "allalalalallalaaaaaa" sung harry.
All of a sudden Deku came out of another bush that was in the sky this time and landed on the ground but then he broke all his limbs whoops. Then they sky bush turned into Bakugo and Bakugo exploded everything and then Rowena died but everyone else is ok and they are all in hospital now. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed Louis, "MY GOLDFISH IS DEAD."
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said Zayn. Zayn's head was reattached by the doctor who was Quackity.
"me perdonas" said quackity.
"I DONT SPEAK ITALIAN" said Harry Potter who was alive again because the doctors did a body transplant and now he was in the body of Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay/Harry Potter Did a little dance. "I'm sorry for Trying to kill you styles. you are super stylish but im the best harry."
"You're also a gurlllll now" stated barbie. "good Luck for that time of month.'
"awwwww" said harry " I dont want to be a girl" and then he jumped out the window.
"Oh well said Harry styles "he's dead now"
and then they all listened to doja cat and had a dance party.
A giant hole appeared in the sky of the hospital. It was pretty rad. Aliens came and partied with everyone. Quack, the lemonade duck said.
Then news vans came outside the hospital and went into the hospital and into the room where the dance party was. "REPOTING LIVE ITS Lady Gaga THE NEWS REPORTER AND A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM CAMMITED MULTIPLE WAR CRIMES HERE ARE THERE NAMES" and then she listed everyone's name in the room and the news was broadcasted all over the world. In Japan, Light Yagami was watching the news and then wrote all the people's names in the Death Note and they all died and this time none of them got revived. "Give me some apples" said ryuk. "Im going to find you Kira" said L from 100 kilometres away. The end.