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This Is Absolutely Normal And Not Concerning At All (14 sec)
The camera is at an odd angle, as if Kit forgot it was there.
Kit is standing in his bedroom, his head tilted and eyes focused on something that isn't visible to the camera. It is eerie. After a few seconds, he grins and turns to the door:
"Mom! Will says you're lying about that book! It WAS his!!"
A clatter of something falling. From deeper inside the house, Tessa calls out:
"Well, tell him I married him for his books anyway!"
Kit turns back to the seemingly empty bedroom and opens his mouth. The camera turns off.
Oof (45 sec)
Kit is staring at the camera.
"Okay, was anybody going to let me know what the initials of my youtube channel's name make", he starts," or was I just supposed to see a callout post someone posted about me on tumblr?"
"Anyway, I didn't realize, hope you guys stay with me while I make the transition to KitHerongayle, and my youtuber apology video as well as a real one will be dropping tomorrow. See you guys there."
Relationship Goals, Actually (1:23 min)
Tessa is once again holding the camera. She's walking down the hallway, whispering to the audience as she opens the door to the living room.
"This," she says,"is what my living room looks like almost every weekend these days."
A Sherlock adaptation is paused on the TV. Kit is sitting sideways on the couch, face pressed against the back of it as he stares with the fondest, most attentive expression at Ty, who doesn't seem to have noticed that the show was paused.
"The whole point of Irene is that she manages to outsmart Sherlock. He refers to her as The Woman not because he has any attraction to her, but because she was smarter than him and made him realize he was wrong. Making it seem like it was all because Sherlock fell for her is just… completely inaccurate, and not the point at all."
Kit hums. "You're right. It undermines the point Doyle was trying to make."
Ty's face brightens up.
"Exactly! A lot of the adaptations you showed me don't seem to let Sherlock be wrong, ever, and that's not even accurate to the books." Ty gestures at the TV. "It's just- oh. You paused the show. "
"You were speaking."
"You didn't need to do that."
Kit tilts his head a little, smiling softly at Ty. "I wanted to. What you have to say is more interesting anyway."
Ty ducks his head, pleased, the tips of his ears tinted pink.
Tessa turns the camera on herself,a fond, amused smile on her face. "They have this conversation twice a week. Please send help."
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KitHerongayle
Mom can you please just get your own channel
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TessGray: No <3
Ranking Historical Dramas By How Much They Make My Family Swear (23 min)
Kit is sandwiched between Jem and Tessa, all three of them reacting to the historical movie on the screen. Mina is napping on Jem's lap.
"That's ridiculous, that's not how corsets work", Tessa huffs. "How many ribs do they think women used to have?"
Kit, half lying against her side, one of Jem's arms drowsily comments "go off, mom."
"The corsets don't even match the lines of the dress. Why is she even wearing it at all? Do they think there has only ever been one type of corset? She's not even wearing anything under it, that's gonna hurt!"
Jem pats her thigh in solidarity. "I don't think they thought that far."
In the background off to the side of the couch, Ty walks into the room to pick up his book. He notices they're shooting a video and hurries up, but then notices something:
"... Kit, is that my hoodie? That's been missing since you moved here."
Kit startles and then turns his face against Tessa's shoulder, trying very badly to pretend he's sleeping. Tessa's mouth twitches.
"Kit. Kit, I've seen you sleeping, that's not what you look like- you don't even snore-"
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D rus1:
Lmao simp
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ADHD Signs You Should Maybe Be Aware Of (10 minutes)
There are a few cuts in the video as Kit goes into tangents. He seems to be having fun. The hoodie he's wearing is the same as the last video, and he's playing with the strings in it as he speaks.
"Executive dysfunction is also very little understood by the public, and it's just, like, you know how… " Kit trails off. He stares vacantly at the camera for a few seconds, and then frowns. "Wait, what was I talking about?"
"Executive dysfunction", Jem reminds him off-screen.
Kit's face brightens up and he leans forward, playing with his dagger as he gets back into his explanation. "Oh yeah! It's such a badly understood subject-"
This Is Fine (23 sec)
The camera is once again at an odd angle.
Kit is standing down the stairs, staring up at the top. There is nothing visible there, but he's still frowning.
"I don't think that's true," he says to no one. "I think you're just trying to prank me."
Silence. Kit's expression changes.
"Of course you would. Mom and dad tell me things, you know. And you're not the only one who likes to come visit me once in a while."
The window snaps shut, even though the curtains are still, indicating no wind. Kit lets out an exasperated sigh. "Don't go throwing a tantrum now just because I didn't fall for it. You're not a kid."
His eyes widen at some unheard answer; he ducks just in time for a book to go flying over his head.
"Kit? Is everything okay?"
He doesn't react much to Jem's voice. "It's fine, some people just don't know how to play nice- okay sit the fuck down or I'm gonna tell on you-"
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4ssh0lel0ver:
you really trying this hard to make us buy that you can talk to ghosts??
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KitHerongayle: haha yes i was absolutely the one to post this. anyway