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Title: Kidnapped Party
Category: My Hero Academia
Pairing: Midoriya & Ms. Joke Midoriya & Shigaraki Midoriya & Dabi Midoriya & Aizawa Midoriya & Todoroki Midoriya & Ilda Ms. Joke & Shigaraki Ms. Joke & Dabi Ms. Joke & Todoroki Ms. Joke & Ilda Dabi & Shigaraki Dabi & Shigaraki Midoriya & Shouji Midoriya & Aoymama
Rating: T
Summary: It’s Izuku’s birthday and he’s going to get kidnapped today. Two members of his squad can’t join in on today’s celebration, but that’s fine. The two next victims have already been decided.
Disclaimer: I do not owe any rights to the My Hero Academia
Author’s Note: I know this is late, but this is the third birthday story I’ve written so one is set in each universe that I currently have. One for regular, then one for Dragon Daddy Midoriya, and now this one is Mama Joke! And of course, this one is going to be chaotic.
~~Story Begins~~
Emi Fukukado or better known as the Smile Hero: Ms. Joke skipped through the halls of U.A. in the morning as school started. She had already gotten the paperwork filled out to take five students from Class 1-A out and with the help of two of them and two former villains, it was going to be amazing.
Well, four of the students from Class 1-A were going to help her with this surprise, but two of them had already had plans with their work studies and had volunteered to give up their tickets to two other members of Class 1-A.
She stood in front of the door to Classroom 1-A and took a deep breath. The biggest challenge they will have to face will be the homeroom teacher, but they can do this. The ones in the know have their targets, three of the five have their bags already at their hotel room. Principal Nedzu said that he will take care of the other two students' bags for them since this plan of her’s would cause chaos.
She slammed open the door, a bright smile on her face that countered the panicked looks on the students, the confusion and annoyance in the homeroom’s teacher’s eyes was like alcohol to her.
“Ms. Joke, what brings you here?” the teacher asked with his neutral tone of voice, but the way with his eyebrow twitching, she knew he was already annoyed,
“Oh, that’s simple, Eraser Head,” Ms. Joke said. “It’s showtime!”
“What -” Eraser Head said but a couple of screeches, desk chairs scraping against the floor caused him to look back at his class.
“T-Todoroki!” Midoriya shouted in alarm as Endeavour's son held Midoriya over his shoulder and used his ice to skate past everyone and was out the door before the green haired student could even finish calling out his name.
“Sorry, Shoji,” Urakara said as she lunged over some of her classmates' desks and touched the dupli-arm user with five fingers.
“What?” Shoji said only for a tongue to wrap around his waist and threw him at the visitor.
Ms. Joke caught him and jumped out of the way of the capture scarf that was tossed in her direction from EraserHead. She held the student in a bridal carry style as she started to run after Todorki, following the ice trail that he made.
“Aizawa-sensei, what is going on?” she heard one of the students ask in panic.
“Release!” Urakara said as the gravity returned back to Shoji, but Fukukado kept running like he didn’t weigh anything.
Aizawa ran out of the classroom, throwing his capture scarf again in her direction. “Ms. Joke! What are you doing?” he yelled out into the hallway catching some other classes' attention.
“Kidnapping some of your students,” she yelled back as she dodged his scarf.
“Don’t worry, Urakara-san, Asui-san, we’ll buy some souvenirs for you,” Todoroki shouted looking over his shoulder and Midoriya’s head.
“Make sure to get me something Thirteen related,” Urakara said laughing.
“Call me Tsu,” Asui said.
Shoji was too shocked to say anything because Fukukado was running away from his teacher, carrying him in a bridal style which Shoji thought was impossible with his height and body style, and acting like he weighed nothing. He honestly doesn’t know if the panicked look on Midoriya’s face made him feel better or not.
“Sorry, Sensei,” Ilda said as he ran ahead of Aizawa and Fukuado, Aoyama sitting on his shoulder, both hands covering his face, but the cherry red and steam coming from it was still noticeable.
Midoriya and Shoji’s eyes both widen in surprise and fear.
'Ilda is running in the halls with his quirk. Midoriya is just as confused as I am and most of his friends are the ones who are involved in this. Three of us are being kidnapped by our classmates. I’m in a dream.' Shoji thought.
Fukukado laughed as they made it outside, Ilda in the lead as they raced towards a van. Aizawa, Bakugou, Mina, and half of the class following after them.
“Don’t worry! I’ll return them in one piece,” Fukukado said laughing.
The back door of the van slammed open and Shigaraki was there, his blue hair was brighter and fuller, tied back into a curly mess of a ponytail thanks to his natural curls that were no longer being buried under hair oils and grime. “Get in losers!” he shouted.
Bakugou let out a loud yell of “Deku! Die!” as he exploded his way past Aizawa.
“I call shotgun!” Todoroki said as he pulled up a huge wall of ice to block Bakugou’s advances and erase Aizawa’s view of them.
'Was that Bakugou caring for me or telling me to die?' Midoriya thought as Todoroki threw him into the van. Shigaraki grabs him and pulls him into a seat behind the driver before going back to helping Aoyama get into a seat.
Ms. Joke and Shoji were the last ones in the van. Once they were in, Shigaraki and Ilda both closed the trunk doors while Todoroki pulled Shoji into an open seat. Todoroki then climbed into the front seat and buckled up.
“Everyone’s in, Dabi!” Fukukado said laughing so much with tears in her eyes. “Let’s go!”
Shoji quickly buckled himself in as Ilda sat next to him laughing so hard that he was struggling to buckle in. Shigaraki sat next to Midoriya who did not seem like the Shigaraki they met at the USJ. Aoyama had to be buckled in by Fukukado because he was still busy fanning himself to where Shoji was pretty sure that Aoyama was going through another ‘Oh my Nedzu, why must all of my classmates be so pretty, hot, and strong at the same time’ attack.
“On it, Auntie Joke!” Dabi said from the driver seat as he revved the van up and hit the gas pedal.
Tires squealed against the pavement as they took off, Todoroki and Dabi finally joining in the laughter of Ms. Joke, Ilda, and now Shigaraki as they all heard Bakugou yelling out profinaties.
“Herocon, here we come!” Todoroki said in between his laughter.
Shoji formed one of his tentacles out and allowed a mouth to appear. “Can those who have no idea on what happened please be informed and herocon? As in the hero convention?” he said.
“Oh, sweetie,” Fukukado said. “You can talk with your actual mouth. You can’t scare us. I mean, have you seen your Yamada-sensei without his morning tea? He is scarier than all the villains I’ve faced and that’s including your sensei when I annoy him too much.” Fukukado buckled herself on the other side of Shoji. She wiped away her tears.
“You kidnapped us to go to Herocon?” Midoriya said with his eyes wide and mouth open. “Oh god, Mama, why? I’m going to get expelled if Aizawa-sensei doesn’t kill me first.”
“Don’t worry about it,” Fukukado said. “Nezu approved of everything.”
“It is your birthday gift and party from most of us, Midoriya,” Ilda said.
Todoroki looked behind the seat and nodded. “Urakara and Asui couldn’t make it so they gave up their tickets to Aoyama who hangs out with us sometimes and Shoji.”
Shoji was glad that his mask was hiding his blush, but he didn’t feel comfortable with using his mouth so reformed the mouth tentacle. “I’m flattered, but why me?”
Fukukado leaned against him with a smile. “Don’t worry, sweetie. We will work on your confidence and as for why they chose you -”
“This brat,” Shigaraki said, continuing where the smiling hero left off, his knuckles gently rubbing against Midoriya’s head and Shoji noticed that he was wearing gloves that had three fingers cut off so he could still feel, grab, and just interact with things. “Had cried when he found out that you never had a chance to go to one.”
“Tenko!” Midoriya said, trying to hold back his giggles and swatting the villain’s (?) hand away.
Dabi rolled his eyes before looking in the rearview mirror. “I see that Crusty has lost his manners with that old dirtbag.The name’s Dabi or also known as Todoroki Touya. Since the League of Villains have been disbanded thanks to the efforts of Ms. Joke and Deku allow us another chance at life in society, I am usually under the protection and supervision of Fat Gum. However, right now, Ms. Joke has custody of me.”
“Shut up you burnt chicken nugget!” Shigaraki said. “I’m known to everyone as Shigaraki Tomura because I was manipulated and brainwashed by my old man, but to my family, I’m Shimura Tenko. I’m under the protection and supervision of Ms. Joke who has adopted me and my biological brother into her home.”
Fukukado moved away from Shoji as she introduced herself. “And I’m the hilarious Fukukado Emi also known as Ms. Joke. I adopted Tenko and Izuku when my older sister, Inko Midoriya passed away due to cancer and with my good for nothing brother-in-law locked away in Tartarus for the rest of his century old life. I absolutely love them. And by the end of the Hero Con, I can guarantee that you will be calling me Auntie Joke as well.”
“Are you trying to slowly adopt all my classmates as nephews and nieces to get revenge on Aizawa-sensei for something?” Midoriya asked.
“Nope. I just want to do it for the chaos factor,” Fukukado said.
“Hope we can get along for the next five days,” Dabi said.
“Tres Bien,” Aoyama said. “I’ll be more than happy to get along with everyone if everyone can carry me on their shoulder at least once.”
Dabi laughed. “I’ll be more than happy to carry you on my shoulder, oh and Shoji, don’t worry about money.”
Shoji blinked as the two in the front seat both held out a credit card at the same time.
“We stole our father’s credit cards,” they said at the same time.
“Let them spoil you with it,” Midoriya said with a chuckle. “Because they won’t let you escape. Their desire to spend Endeavour's money out rivals Aizawa-sensei's desires for naps.”
~~Meanwhile~~
Aizawa was not amused with his boss who was literally crackling and rolling around on his desk like a mad person. His boss vaguely reminded him of a cat who had too much catnip right now.
“Nedzu, this is serious,” Aizawa said. “Three of my students were kidnapped by Ms. Joke who could potentially be Toga. Four of them were willing accomplices or Twice’s clones!”
“No, no, it is nothing like that, Aizawa-san,” Nedzu said as he reclaimed his breath. “Fukukado Emi filed out all the paperwork to take those students and ran the plan by me. I knew this was going to happen as it was a surprise for Midoriya, Shoji, and Aoyama. She’s taking them to HeroCon to celebrate Midoriya’s birthday.”
“But Shigaraki -”
“Is with Fukukado. She adopted him and Midoriya. In fact, it is thanks to Fukukado, Midoriya, and the two youngest Todoroki children that the League of Villains have been disbanded and getting the help and support they have been needing,” Nedzu said. He placed his paws under his chin. “In fact, you’ll be seeing Shigaraki a lot because he is biologically Midoriya’s older brother and Fukukado was their aunt. However, if you are still worried about them, then I would suggest talking with Ectoplasma who is in charge of Twice and Sekijiro who is in charge of Toga. They have been six months clean from villainous activity and have been working towards their future.”
“I have so many questions,” Aizawa said, crossing his arms. He still wasn’t satisfied but he knew his boss wouldn’t give him the answers over why no one was told the League of Villains was disbanded. “However, I want to know as to why that woman adopted my Problem Child and the reason I wasn’t informed.”
When the group finally came back to school, Aoyama was still blushing as he sat on top of Midoriya’s shoulders with ease, Midoriya’s newly discovered Blackwhip being used to carry all of their bags. Todoroki was wearing an All Might headband, Ilda was wearing a headband with dancing Best Jeanist antennas and Shoji was wearing a new Edgeshot inspired mask.
“Shoji, Aoyama,” Aizawa said in greeting in front of the school’s gates. “You two can go ahead and grab your bags. The other three, we are going to have a nice talk in the security office. Now.” Aizawa sighed as he watched Midoriya put Aoyama down and something caught his attention that was around Midoriya’s neck. “Problem Child, what exactly do you have on your neck?”
“Oh! They’re Eraser Head style headphones! I brought one for Yamada-sensei and Shinsou,” Midoriya said and the blackwhips were doing a little happy dance as he talked about the headphones.
“Here, let me take your bags Midoriya. I will put them in your room safely and securely,” Aoyama said.
“Ilda, Todoroki, I can keep your bags in my room,” Shoji said and Aizawa blinked.
Shoji did not form a tentacle to be his mouth.
“Thank you,” Todoroki said.
“Thank you Shoji, I will return as swiftly as possible,” Ilda said before bowing at 90 degrees. “I am sorry for this inconvenience.”
Aizawa walked away and the three students followed him to the security room. When they got to the security room, Aizawa closed the door and glared at the three of them, his quirk activating as he started to talk to them.
“Urakara and Asui have served their two day house arrest for disrupting the class. Ilda and Todoroki, you will be receiving a four day house arrest for disrupting the class and kidnapping two of your fellow classmates.”
“Sir, you need to learn how to count. We successfully kidnapped three of our fellow peers,” Todoroki said.
“Do I need to repeat myself, Todoroki?” Aizawa said.
“It was worth it,” Ilda said.
“Totally worth it,” Todoroki agreed.
“Midoriya, you get one day of house arrest just by being associated with everyone,” Aizawa said.
“Wait a minute, Midoriya had nothing to do with this!” Todoroki said standing in front of Midoriya. “It was just as much of a surprise for him as it was for Aoyama and Shoji.”
“I think my house arrest is more for the fact that Mama Joke adopted me and I didn’t tell him,” Midoriya said with a chuckle at Aizawa mouthing ‘Mama Joke’ to himself with horror in his eyes. Like Midoriya had just confirmed that he was not living in a nightmare where one of his students was now a son of a hero who he could barely tolerate.
“And for Shigaraki. So, like I said, association. Ilda and Todoroki, you two may go back to the dorms. I still need to talk to the Problem Child.”
Todoroki and Ilda looked at each other and nodded in silent conversation. They looked back at their teacher.
“Hope you are aware of the consequences that putting the three of us on house arrest will cause,” Todoroki said.
“Do not worry! I will surpass my duties as a younger brother and send pictures to Tensei so he can blackmail you later with them,” Ilda said before the two boys left the security office.
Aizawa pinched his nose as he held back a sigh. When the door was shut again, he looked at Midoriya who had his phone out.
“What did you wish to show me, Problem Child?” Aizawa said.
Aizawa looked at the phone that Midoriya was now holding out to him and took it. He instantly saw that a picture was up for him to look at.
“They had a Lemillion focused blanket that’s double sided. One side is pure red, just like his cape. The other side - the next picture, you can go ahead and slide to it if you wish - is white with the yellow lemillion number. I bought that for Eri. I also got her a Lemillion plushie and nightlight.”
“Midoriya,” Aizawa started to say.
“Then, I know it will be too big for her now and by the time she can use it, Deku might not be her favorite hero anymore, but I did get her a Deku color scheme backpack. I actually got two because I’ve been needing a new backpack and I wanted one. The seller of these bags was super nice and I can vouch for their quality because I’ve brought from him before. It turns out, he’s a relative of one of the villagers from when Nine and his gang attacked so he made backpacks with each member of Class 1-A getting their own color scheme backpacks. Don’t worry, we brought one for each member so they can have a backpack based off of their hero persona. I also commissioned a backpack for Shinsou with his color scheme. It got done before the Herocon ended so it’s in my -”
“Kid, breathe. Do you not have any lungs?” Aizawa interrupted Midoriya ramble. “I’m sure they will love it so thank you.”
“Oh! I also got some stuff for you and Yamada-sensei,” Midoriya said.
“Problem Child,” Aizawa said experasated but with a certain fondness. “This isn’t why I called you in here, but again thank you.”
“Oh. Then -”
“I was curious over why you were asking me questions over Eri and my family, but I see why now. Besides, we also got you something for your birthday. Eri would love it if you could come over Friday evening and have supper with us? You could open your present then if you wish,”
Aizawa said.
“I would love to Sensei,” Midoriya said with a smile.