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“No no no no no! Phantom you mother fucker!”
Phantom cackled, holding his controller with one hand and clutching at his stomach with the other.
Danny tapped A repeatedly, groaning loudly as the CPUs sped past towards the finish line. As Danny’s kart finally crossed the finish line, he shouted once before shoving Phantom off the couch.
“Goddammit, you asshole! You’re in 11th place, what the hell was that even for?!”
“You were in first place, isn’t that enough of a reason?”
“Yeah, I was in first place. Then I finished in seventh because of your stupid blue shell!”
“I know! It was hilarious!”
Danny shouted again in frustration, before tossing his controller to the side and lunging at Phantom.
“You cliche fucking bastard! Not only are you an ass, but you picked King Boo of all characters! I’m gonna make sure everyone else goddamn laps you, you son of a bitch!”
Phantom tried and failed to push Danny away, finally giving up (or remembering he had powers) he simply slipped intangibly through Danny’s fingers.
“You’re one to talk, you goddamn furry. I can’t think of anyone else that plays that stupid yellow dog.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!”