Half_Dead_Ham
Fandoms
- Danny Phantom (18)
- Batman - All Media Types (8)
- DCU (4)
- Justice League - All Media Types (3)
- DCU (Comics) (3)
Recent works
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Persephonie's favourite fruit by Half_Dead_Ham
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics)
29 Nov 2024
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Tim asked Kon to peel a pomegranate, surely nothing bad could some of this, right?
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Let me spell it out for you. . . by Cielle_Noire, Gremlin_bot, Half_Dead_Ham, jaytriesstuff, lapetitechatonne
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU
26 Nov 2024
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Danny was tired.
Tired of the harassment from Amity Park. Tired of the constant danger from his parents and other ghost hunters. Tired of the constant swing of opinions of who and how he should be. He was done.
Maybe, just maybe, if everything goes right, Gotham can be his safe haven .
(A group writing project)
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Ham's slices (a one shot collection) by Half_Dead_Ham
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
02 Sep 2024
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A place for all the fic ideas I have that may or may not become their own proper fics. Probably only going to be DP x DC, but lets see where it goes. Fics that get 5+ chapters get their own fic.
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Tim Drake's I.E.F (Invisible Eldritch Friend) by Half_Dead_Ham
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
14 May 2024
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The last thing Danny expected while haunting his new favorite pastime while bored (read: homeless) was to find out his secret identity. It was cool though, and he helped the dude get through the days easier now. He expected even less, though, to be caught rooting around in his fridge by their butler.
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The last thing Tim expected while getting stalked was to get used to the unseen creature and how they started taking care of him. He expected even less for them to be the same ageSeries
- Part 1 of The Wayne's Invisible Eldritch Friend
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Tim didn't know exactly what was going on.
There was a guy in front of him. A guy that looked a lot like him but at the same time didn't. Around him his brothers were fighting fun-house reflections of themselves, and Tim could hear the one causing this whole mess monologing somewhere in the background. But he still didn't know what was happening.
He did know someone was going to get punched for it.
Recent series
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The Wayne's Invisible Eldritch Friend by Half_Dead_Ham
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Constantine (Comic), Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
14 May 2024
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Danny's experiences with the Wayne family and the various characters they're connected with and vice versa.
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- 4
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Ham's shipweek ficlets by Half_Dead_Ham
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU, DCU (Comics), Klarion (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
14 Feb 2024
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My 2023 DO X DC fics. Mostly rarepairs.
- Words:
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- Works:
- 4
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- 32
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Cold hands, sharp smiles by Half_Dead_Ham
Fandom: Danny Phantom, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Titans (Comics)
31 Mar 2023
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After a rough run in with a blood cult, Dick has been living his life differently. His new diet, his new senses, his new... nightmares, all tossed together with the fact that Danny and Wally are just so cute and supportive in his time of need and adjustment. Well, at least he can say one thing; all those "who is most likely to be a cryptid among the Gotham vigilantes'" gossip articles were way off.
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- 3,820
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- 1
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Secrets & soulmarks by Half_Dead_Ham
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
14 Feb 2024
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- Works:
- 2
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I Don't Think They Get Me, Dear by havenshereagain
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Danny Phantom
05 Oct 2025
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Sequel to I'm Only Worth Losing Now detailing how Tim decides whether to stay with Team Phantom, or return to his home dimension.
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- Part 2 of Let Me Let You Go
Bookmarked by Half_Dead_Ham
25 Sep 2025
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The continuation to that one fic where Damian and Tim get sent to Danny's throne room. Now Tim is deciding where to stay and everyone except the obvious are being supportive.
Ch. 8
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The Many Names of One Very Special Clone Boy by JpegDotJpeg
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superboy (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Robin (Comics)
07 Oct 2025
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Tim Drake is a solitary creature, whether by necessity or by natural predisposition. But he’s good at being alone. He’s learned to enjoy his own company, to take solace in his own cognizance. Aided by the brisk air of Gotham’s night air and a thrilling sense of independence, Tim learns that some things feel more special when you get to keep them for yourself. Unaccompanied walks down the school halls and singular movie tickets and dinners-for-one aren’t so bad when he can entertain himself with his own thoughts.
Tim has become so good at being alone, he can almost pretend he isn’t desperate for the unconditional love and companionship that a soulmate would guarantee.
It would be nice, Tim thinks, to have someone in his life who actually wants him. Someone who won’t leave every chance they get. Someone who enjoys his presence instead of merely tolerating it. Someone for whom he isn’t an obligation.
Still his wrist remains blank.
Until it doesn't.
For TimKon Week 2022; Day 7: Soulmates
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- Part 6 of TimKon Week 2022
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The start up systems check cataloged a great deal of damage, which Tim idly recorded for later examination when he actually had the capacity to do something about it.
That was, until he started noticing some strange terms. Things like “stasis disengaged,” “life support at 24% capacity,” and “sustained significant damage to remaining organic components.”
It took until the automatic processes neared the completion of their assessment, declaring an “unacceptable resource drain,” and concluding that it would “isolate and purge all unnecessary organics,” that Tim realized just what he was looking at. This wasn’t some empty droid that he could assimilate into his network. This was a cyborg, one who’d apparently been buried and forgotten and had to shut themself almost entirely down in order to preserve power and save their own life.
“No,” croaked a weak voice, and Tim snapped to attention. This was a person, and their own programming had just decided that all of the pieces that made them them were unnecessary. They were about to die, right in front of him, and it would be all Tim’s fault.
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- Part 2 of JayTim Week 2025
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Dick Grayson was completely blindsided. Since when was Tim Drake, his baby bird, an adult? Since when was baby bird an attractive adult? Isn’t he still like 12 years old and knocking on his door in Bludhaven?
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Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice (and Chemical X) by NerdyGay
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
03 Mar 2025
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After a failed attempt at living in Kansas, Kon-El is living alone in the Justice Cave with only a mattress and twenty cents to his name. That's completely fine in his books, and handouts from Robin are not appreciated in the slightest.
Thankfully for a concerned Robin, Tim Drake has plenty of money to help fund the young superhero in a completely innocent, platonic manner. He just needed to capture Superboy's attention for long enough to load him up with cash before the Kryptonian inevitably got bored.
It does not stay innocent or platonic for long, and Kon is far more interested than Tim could have imagined.