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"You know what happens if you don’t wear sunscreen? Your skin will burn in 15 minutes and your skin will turn red within six hours. After that, you'll feel the pain from the sunburn on your skin between 24 to 72 hours. After that, your skin can peel off and itch for weeks. Sometimes nausea and fever follows the burn. That's why sunscreen's important. I'd suggest you put some on or you'll turn into a red scaly monster."
"I was going to put it on anyway, Parker. Just give me the sunscreen, woman."