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hazards to mondstadt + jean
(1:23PM)
venti: yoohoo!
venti: anyone on?
kaeya: whats up
venti: wanna play sum video games
jean: Don’t you have Archon Duties?
venti: yeah it’s to annoy the other archons
venti: and do Archon Things
diluc: you capitalize “archon things” like it’s something other than raiding my stock of food and wine
venti: ehe
venti: so anyways video games
diluc: do all your savings go to video games instead of basic living necessities
venti: no
venti: i also spend it on junk food
kaeya: what game
kaeya: gotta check if I have it
venti: uno?
kaeya: lets do this
venti: this is why ur my favorite human
kaeya: worded oddly but okay
venti: dvalin’s still my bestie
kaeya: so who else is playing
venti: diluc
diluc: since when
venti: now
diluc: alright
venti: omg realllly?!?!?!?!?!
diluc: sure
venti:
venti: jean?
jean: I apologize, I cannot.
venti: awwww
venti: welp
venti: ill ask mr clock man
diluc: who’s that
venti: my best bro
kaeya: is it dvalin
diluc: it’s probably zhongli
kaeya: why’s that?
diluc: the zhong in zhongli is a homophone for clock
kaeya: why do you know that
kaeya: never thought you'd have so much useless knowledge
diluc: its not useless knowledge
diluc: it's being bilingual
kaeya: wait what
venti: anywayyyys master diluc is correct!! ding ding ding *airhorn noises* *bell noises* *cheers* *clapping*
venti: good news he said sure
diluc: you mean you annoyed him till he caved in and accepted
venti: a good magician never reveals his secrets~
venti: anyway join the vc
diluc: k
venti: nOT THAT onE the gc call i made
diluc: what groupchat
venti: the one called "barbietoes"
diluc: ur naming skills are strange
diluc: im in
venti: poggers
venti: @kaeya get on
kaeya: im in too
venti: so uno
hazards to liyue + ningguang
zhongli: While Cor Lapis is already difficult to gather, two identical ones are extremely difficult to encounter. The fact that they have gathered such a priceless pair of cor lapis... We should buy it, of course. Despite the fact that it may be expensive, it is appropriately pri
childe: xiansheng???????
xiao: my lord?!
keqing: he's never cut off like that during one of his rants
keqing: someone go check up on him
ningguang: Mr. Zhongli is a capable person, you should not fuss over him so much.
ganyu: yes, very capable!
keqing: are we talking about the same person? the guy that forgets mora on a daily basis?
beidou: he looks so rich how
keqing: sugar daddy childe
childe: we're business partners, of course i'd look out for him
hu tao: "business partners"
xiao: you better be just business partners
xiao: any more and you will be ITTKed.
childe: ittked?
xiao: interrogated, tortured if needed, threatened, and killed if deemed necessary.
ningguang: Calm down, please do not cause bloodshed so suddenly.
beidou: yeah whats happened to the pretty guy anyways
zhongli: Ah, I apologize for my abrupt disappearance. An old friend of mine had asked me to play some games with him and his friends.
childe: oolld ffriend?
xiao: what did he force you to do
xiao: do i need to threaten that bard again
zhongli: That will not be necessary, but thank you, Xiao. I will be unavailable for this afternoon, Director Hu.
hu tao: did you just skip work for video games
zhongli: I suppose it could be counted as developing bonds with another organization, seeing as the owner of Dawn Winery will be playing with us as well.
childe: bbonds???? playing with??
xiao: shut up fatui scum
hu tao: aw yess okayyy then
hu tao: remember to offer them coffin coupons!!
childe: you're allowing this???