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    “Hubert von Vestra, 25
    Do I look good? No. Do I have a nice personality? Also no. But I do keep a knife with me at all times.”

    “…This has to be a joke.”
    “I don’t know, Ferdie. That kind of sounds like him when you think about it”, Dorothea laughed, taking a screenshot of the poor soul that someone had to have set up like this. Disliked or not, Ferdinand felt wrong about it all of a sudden, “You should totally message him.”
    “Message him?” Ferdinand exclaimed, turning to face her, “Why would I do that? He is my boss, Dorothea!”
    “And you said he is the lowest of the lows, right? Well, this is your perfect chance for a little revenge. Or better even, he falls head over heels for you! Imagine how much more relaxed your workplace would be!”

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    In which Ferdinand von Aegir creates a fake dating profile to prank his boss Hubert von Vestra, only to slowly fall for him instead.

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