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micheal_enbyloved > three overprotective dads and their son
i-teach-kids-profanities: i still dont get why your username is the only responsible one
it makes no sense
the_only_reasonable_one: wdym? tbays not even my username
i-teach-kids-profanities: you threw our child OFF A FUCKING PLATFORM IN THE SKY to teach them how to use and Elytra
the_only_reasonable_one: i still dont see anything wrong with that?
i-teach-kids-profanities: of course you wouldn't you bird fuck
you grow wings once and suddenly we have children raining from the sky and everything you own disappearing and being found in your second husbands side of the attic
the_only_reasonable_one: i still dont see anything wrong with that????
micheal_enbyloved: to be fair that was one of the worst experiences of my life
i thought i was going to d i e
choas_rise: guys its four years since ranboo yeeted our child please get over it
micheal_enbyloved > the ogs
micheal_enbyloved: my parents are arguing whether or not to forgive my dad for yeeting me off a floating platform that one time when i was eleven this is hilarious
micheal_enbyloved sent [1] screenshot
totem-kid: the fact your dad yeeted you in the first place -
micheal_enbyloved: for the record he is a bird and ender hybrid so it was either get left for dead for not knowing how to fly or not being allowed to leave my room for a week because i did drugs /once/
micheal_enbyloved: /why/ heas a mix of one of the mosf overprotective parents and one the parents with the least regard for safety ever, i will never know
fucky_wucky_uwu: that fact you did drugs once is concerning.
micheal_enbyloved: your existence is concerning
fucky_wucky_uwu: fair
totem-kid: i bet you only keep us around because we're shiny
micheal_enbyloved: juniour you know me so well
i wpuld never replace varian and you know it
fucky_wucky_uwu: im starting to think varian isnt real
like you talk about him but never actually let us meet him
juniour you got replaced by micheals imaginary friend
totem-kid: finely shut up we dont want the hurt the mans ego any more than we have do we?
micheal_enbyloved: no, no, keep going.
im telling this to him right now.
fucky_wucky_uwu: yeah yeah
go talk to your imaginary friend or whatevee
micheal_enbyloved > apathetic_bitxh
micheal_enbyloved sent [1] screenshot
micheal_enbyloved: they think you dont exist lmaooi
apathetic_bitxh: I /really/ want to say 'honey I was never real' but that'd just be mean.
micheal_enbyloved: i hate you
apathetic_bitxh: love you too <3.