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A not so honest movie review

Summary:

Written for international fan works day 2015. Emmett, Embry, and Quil express their not-so-honest opinions about The Hobbit movies, but then the review turns to Emmett shipping a certain couple.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

Emmett: Hello, I'm Emmett and this is Embry and Quil. Here's our not-so-honest review of the Hobbit movies.

Embry: Oh, Emmett, you know you liked those movies. Don't give the viewers any of that crap about how you didn't like the movies.

Quil: Yeah, dude; during the last Hobbit movie, you were in the theater saying that Bilbo and Thorin were a couple.

Emmett: No, I didn't!

Quil: Yes you did. You said "Bilbo and Thorin belong together" every 5 seconds.

Embry: You know you ship Bilbo and Thorin.

Emmett: No, I don't!

Quil: Yes, you do. Better admit it.

Notes:

I hate to break it to everybody, but Emmett really did think that Bilbo and Thorin were a couple, even if he tries to deny it.

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