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Emmett: Hello, I'm Emmett and this is Embry and Quil. Here's our not-so-honest review of the Hobbit movies.
Embry: Oh, Emmett, you know you liked those movies. Don't give the viewers any of that crap about how you didn't like the movies.
Quil: Yeah, dude; during the last Hobbit movie, you were in the theater saying that Bilbo and Thorin were a couple.
Emmett: No, I didn't!
Quil: Yes you did. You said "Bilbo and Thorin belong together" every 5 seconds.
Embry: You know you ship Bilbo and Thorin.
Emmett: No, I don't!
Quil: Yes, you do. Better admit it.
