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Welcome Isaac, we hope you brought Pizza.

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Summary:

System: Isaac has added Maggy, Eve, Cain, and 11 others.

Cain: Isaac what the hell

(Previously called "Just because we're trapped doesn't mean we must be alone"
(I changed the name because it was edgy and I didn't like it)

Notes:

  • Inspired by [Restricted Work] by (Log in to access.)

Hey everyone! I have an addiction to chat fics and this fandom only has one so I decided to make my own! In fact I was highly inspired by that fic, here's a link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14345595/chapters/33109761 check it out.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Forgotten: W H O D A R E S A W A K E N M E

Chapter Text

System: Isaac has added Maggy, Eve, Cain, and 11 others.

 

Cain: Isaac what the hell

Cain: what is this shit

Maggy: Cain be nice!

Cain: no

Maggy: :(

Isaac: I was just thinking we should like

Isaac: Talk more ig

Isaac: so I made this groupchat

System: Judas has left the chat

Eve: good riddance

Bethany: What's your problem with judas anyway?

Eve: yes

SAMSON: HES A NEERD

Cain: noo bring him baack

Isaac: why do you want him back you always make fun of him

Cain: exactly.

Cain: he makes this sh*thole fun

Cain. WHO THE F*CK TURNED OFF SWEARS

Isaac: me

Isaac: no swearing in front of Laz

Lazarus: What?

Lazarus: I'm the same age as all of you!

Isaac: No your not

Isaac: you are baby

Lazarus: Um…

Lazarus: Ok then!

Lazarus: I am baby.

Forgotten: W H O  D A R E S  A W A K E N  M E

Forgotten: Oh wait hey guys

Forgotten: how you all doing

Cain: Eden is that one of your alts

Cain: what is this

Isaac: Thats the skeleton guy.

Cain: Oh wait what

Cain: since when can you communicate

Forgotten: Since always

Forgotten: Just a BIT hard to talk without a voice box

4:00 pm

 

Cain: Hey i just realized

Cain: we are missing some people

Cain: wheres poopman

Isaac: His phone broke because he covered it in sh*t

Cain: lmao brainlet moment

Cain: well then what about keeper, apollyon and Lilith?

Isaac: Keeper doesnt know how to use a phone and apollyon just stared at me when i tried to give him one

Isaac: idk what his deal is hes weird

Forgotten: Me and judas have some theories

Isaac: Lilith is still setting up her stuff.

Isaac: Eves helping her because lilith cant see the screen

Cain: aight gotcha

Cain: gtg im going down in the basement

Forgotten: Oh can you test if the phones work there?

Cain: will do bone man.

5:00 pm

Cain: BLOAT CAN SUCK MY C*CK

Forgotten: I take it the phone works then?

Chapter 2: Azazel: boneman's got that terrorist build.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Chapter 2

 

11:00 pm

 

Azazel: Anyone up rn im bored.

Cain: Sleep is only for the sane ones

Forgotten: and the ones with skin and muscles.

Forgotten: serisly humans are weird

Cain: well so is being trapped in a basement that when you go deeper turns into either a holy cathedral or literally hell.

Cain: theres a lot of weird sh*t down here

Forgotten: Point taken

Azazel: Eve I see you on your phone, stop lurking

Azazel: OW

Azazel: B*TCH THREW A PILLOW AT ME

Cain: you gotta let those lurkers lurk in peace.

Cain: especially if its eve

Eve: damn straight

Azazel: you all are mean

Azazel: is anyone not mean awake

Bethany: Am I mean? D:

Cain: No you are a precious bean beth, never let anyone say otherwise

Bethany: :D

Azazel: ew imagine being nice couldn’t be me

Eve: you were just complaining that everyone is mean

Azazel: stfu

Cain: no

Azazel: yes

Cain: no

Azazel: yes

Eve: girls you're both pretty, chill tf out

Forgotten: Ok we need a new topic, what do you guys want to talk about.

Bethany: Ummm…

Bethany: What was your best run in the Basement recently?

Cain: One time I got crickets head first floor

Cain: Delirium is big dead

Forgotten: ooh nice one.

Forgotten: But I can one up that one.

Forgotten: Are you aware of the kamikaze vest?

Azazel: yo that sh*ts trash.

Forgotten: Not if you have pyromaniac.

Cain: Holy balls that sounds sick.

Azazel: boneman's got that terrorist build.

Cain: hey Forgotten do you actually have a name

Forgotten: My name is forgotten

Cain: I highly doubt that.

Forgotten: No no, you misunderstand.

Forgotten: I literally forgot my name.

Azazel: Lmao how did that happen.

Forgotten: I don’t know.

Forgotten: It doesn’t bother me though. A name is just a name.

Cain: Bruh one of the good things about the basement is no dumb philosphical bull

Cain: DONT RUIN THAT FOR MEEE

Forgotten: Lmao ok.

Forgotten: Azazel I can’t help but notice that you ignored the question.

Azazel: Ok cool single me out

Azazel: Let me think about it, Beth you go.

Bethany: Ok! :D

Bethany: My runs are usually pretty boring though…

Bethany: Oh! Have any of you gotten Rock Bottom?

Cain: Can’t say I have.

Azazel: Nope.

Forgotten: Oh no.

Forgotten: Oh no no no.

Cain: Beth what happened im scared

Bethany: You know how some items have a down side?

Bethany: It makes it so none of those down sides take effect.

Azazel: WTF

Cain: DEAR GOD

Bethany: I later got polyphemus and soy milk.

Bethany: It was a good run.

Cain: NO SH*T?!?

Forgotten: “My runs are usually pretty boring” my boney ass.

Eve: Wow.

Eve: Nice one beth

Bethany: Thank you! :-)

Azazel: I got one.

Azazel: One that was even better.

Cain: Oh no

Forgotten: ^

Eve: Tell us.

Azazel: Ok…

Azazel: it all started with a knife on a string and a chewed leaf...

System: Admin has muted 5 Users for 2 Hours

Isaac: Go tf to sleep its literally midnight.

 

4:20 am

Cain: funny number funny

Notes:

Azazel's op run is referencing the fact that gnawed leaf can make you immune to the falling Damocles when you get hit. You still get the double items afterwards too.

Chapter 3: Azazel: Just say dibs you wordy f*ck

Summary:

Sorry for the wait, this chapter has been done for a while, I just forgot to post it lol.

Chapter Text

Chapter 3

3:00 pm

 

Azazel: Well thats strange

Azazel: I’ve been having a pretty good run, I just beat basement 1

Eve: Wow congrats very impressive

Azazel: stfu emo b*tch im still talking

Azazel: When I killed baby plum a blue door with 2 keyholes appeared

Azazel: What do?

Jacob: Apologize for killing baby plum

Jacob: Why would you do that?

Azazel: I had to!

Azazel: Bumbo stole all my money and killed plum before I could stop him.

Jacob: Surrre…

Azazel: No really!

Azazel: Im not THAT much of a monster I promise

Azazel: What should I do about the creepy door?

Isaac: Wait there don’t touch anything azazel I will go help

Azazel: oh hell yeah coop run

Azazel: Who else wants to join?

Eve: Sorry I can’t

Eve: Going for a greedier kill w/ keeper

Eve: He says hi

Azazel: Understandable anyone else?

Cain: I already did a run, but you should ask Judas he would probably be interested.

Isaac: I just asked him, hes in.

System: Isaac has added Judas

Judas: Ok, where did you find the door Azazel?

Azazel: First floor it showed up after I beat the boss.

Judas: What boss was it? That could be relevant.

Judas: I just scrolled up, why would you kill Baby Plum?

Azazel: IT WAS AN ACCIDENNTT IM SORRYY

Judas: Whatever, me and Isaac are almost there.

Judas: What item did Baby Plum drop?

Azazel: Meat. I didn’t grab it yet tho you want it?

Judas: That would be helpful, especially considering how fragile I know I am early on.

Azazel: is that just a wordy way of saying yes?

Judas: …. I suppose you could say that.

Isaac: Aight were here

Azazel: Ok cool.

Eve: Just finished my greedier kill.

Eve: Would you mind posting updates Im genuinely curious.

Azazel: Sure no problem.

Eve: Sasjkdlfsfdajsd

Azazel: Eve?

Azazel: Eve you good?

Cain: eves freakin dead

Cain: So sad

Azazel: She is gone, but will not forgotten.

Forgotten: Gee thanks.

Eve: do u hav  s h i n y ‘ s?

Eve: i lik s h i n y ‘ s

Azazel: Oh god eve whats happening

Eve: jfasdofauiwejLJKHSDOaiuf

Cain: She just died again.

Eve: Welp Im back.

Eve: Isaac lied turns out Keeper DOES know how to use a phone.

Eve: They took mine because it was “s h i n y”

Cain: Keeper you madlad

Cain: stealing the emos phone

Azazel: Status update, Judas just f*cking stole spoonbender from me

Judas: It was the most logical decision, it wouldn’t have done anything with your short range brimstone.

Azazel: That changes nothing.

Azazel: It was my turn for an item.

Eve: Ok cool don’t tell us whats past the door.

Azazel: i was getting to that.

Azazel: We didn’t have enough keys to open it, so we went down.

Azazel: And judas stole spoonbender from me.

Judas: You can have my boss drop ok?

Judas: Are you happy now?

Azazel: Fine.

Isaac: We just beat the boss and the door appeared again.

Azazel: Ayy 2 syringes for me!

Azazel: ISAAC YOU F*CKER

Isaac: LMAOO

Judas: Isaac just rerolled the syringes.

Eve: Just tell me whats behind the door Im begging you

Isaac: One sec, we are looking for the secret room

Eve: uggh the suspense is killing me

Azazel: DIBS

Isaac: DIBS

Judas: It would be beneficial to me if I were to acquire this item, I am formally requesting if I may take it.

Azazel: Just say dibs you wordy f*ck

Eve: What item was it?

Azazel: A red chest in the secret room sent us to an angel room with revelations.

Azazel: I got it, I now got 2 lasers.

Eve: Hell yeah

Eve: Honestly one of my favorite items, I don’t usually get it unless I get chaos tho

Eve: Angel rooms don’t mesh well with my usual strategy

Cain: You mean bum rush into devil deals and go ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!

Eve: it works doesn’t it?

Cain: fair

Azazel: Just opened the door

Eve: finally what was in it?

Azazel is typing…

Chapter 4: Eden: He couldn’t withstand the D R I P

Summary:

Sorry this took so long, school happened :/

Chapter Text

4:00 pm

Azazel: Just opened the door

Eve: finally what was in it?

Azazel: Thats weird

Eve: WHATS WEIRRD TELL MEE

Judas: There seems to be a manhole cover on the floor.

Judas: Looks like it leads to a new floor.

Eve: Woah what?

Cain: Sewer floor?

Azazel: we all just jumped down. Seems like it yeah

Isaac: Its pretty gross down here

Isaac: Blue baby would probably like it.

Cain: Lots of poop?

Isaac: Yeah, looks like there are buckets of it as well

Cain: ew

Isaac: Yeah its not great

Azazel: Oh my god

Isaac: WHAT

Eve: Whats happeningg?

Isaac: @Eden ‘S JUST CHILLIN DOWN HERE WTF

Cain: Whaat lmaoo @Eden

Eden: Whys my phone blowing up?

Eden: Oh I see, cool.

Azazel: COOL?

Azazel: You are the first person to discover a new floor and you just say COOL!?

Eden: Well it is pretty cool.

Azazel: .

Azazel: Fair enough!?

Cain: How long did you know about this??

Eden: I dunno

Eden: A while I think

Isaac: Update: Azazel is trying to strangle eden

Cain: Funni

Judas: It is quite entertaining.

Isaac: Should we move this to vc? I feel like it would be easier to talk that way.

Judas: That's a good idea.

Cain: sure

Eve: it would be easier to call cain a dumb*ss that way

 

Voice Channel “pee pee poop”

( VC moments will still be in chatfic style, i just wanted to have a reason for more dialogue)

 

Eve: Who named this thing?

Isaac: Azazel

Judas: Azazel

Cain: Azazel

Eden: Azazel

Azazel: Not Azazel

Eve: Then who was it?

Azazel: Not me!

Isaac: Bruh

Isaac: I’m admin, I can check the history.

Isaac: Yeah it was azazel.

Eve: Why does he have admin perms?

Azazel: I don’t!

Cain: Sus

Eden: *Amogus drip plays”

Eve: Pft

Eve: Nice

Azazel: Yo I found the boss!

Isaac: Don’t change the subject Azazel, how did you get admin perms?

Azazel: I don’t! Here's my phone look!

Isaac: well I’ll be damned.

Isaac: He doesn’t have admin.

Cain: WE HAVE AN IMPOSTER!

Eden: *Spams Vine boom noise to the tune of amogus drip*

Judas: MY EARS

Isaac: * Disconnects*

Cain: Woah woah what

Cain: Why you leave?

Eden: He couldn’t withstand the D R I P

Judas: Isaac took a bad hit from… something?

Judas: I didn’t see what hit him, he just fell over.

Judas: *Disconnects*

Azazel: *Disconnects*

Eden: *Disconnects*

Cain: Ruh roh

Eve: Hahaha what.

Notes:

This chapter probably sucked but whatever I posted it anyways.