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[unknown number + remus lupin]
09:20 AM:
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hii lol uhh i saw your poster for comp sci help at the library??
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could i take you up on that!! im taking a graphic design course and it was recommended to me to also take comp sci basics along with that
#: but im like really bad?? anyway. pls get back to me :)
10:03 AM:
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this is sirius black btw
[lily evans + remus lupin]
9:27 AM:
remoose:
LILY
remoose:
I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THE POSTERS UP
remoose: SOMEONE IS TEXTING ME
remoose: UGH I HATE GINGERS WAKE UP
10:04 AM:
remoose: oh my god
remoose: its sirius
snob: IM UP
remoose: convenient
snob: SIRIUS TEXTED YOU ABOUT COMP SCI
snob: excuse me while i go scream into a pillow
remoose: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING INTO A PILLOW
snob: im just so happy for you!!
[lily evans + dorcas meadows + peter pettigrew + marlene mckinnon]
10:10 AM:
mastermind: CHILDREN
mastermind: YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED
petey: its too early for this lily
alsothehotone: agreed
incecreambaby: but im intrigued now what what what
mastermind: where is cas
mastermind: we cannot go on without them
mastermind: @thehotone
thehotone: here!!! gm everyone :))
petey: morning dorcooooo
alsothehotone: gm!
mastermind: yeah good morning whatever OKAY
mastermind: OUR PLAN HAS BEEN SET IN ACTION
petey: OMG
mastermind: one (1) sirius black has texted one (1) remus lupin….about computer science....
thehotone: AHHHH
thehotone: ITS HAPPENING
alsothehotone: wtf lily your INSANE plan worked out??!?!!
mastermind: uhhh it was not insane
mastermind: i heard from a reliable source that sir black was in need of help
mastermind: and being the kind caring person i am, i thought, hm
mastermind: how can i help??
petey: whatever you say
petey: so whats next!!
mastermind: i have to convince remus to tutor sirius now
thehotone: HA good luck
[lily evans + remus lupin]
10:12 AM:
remoose:
???
10:15 AM:
remoose:
you abandoning me in my time of need isn’t very sexy
10:20 AM:
remoose: lilyyyyy come backkkk
snob: so when is your tutoring sesh
remoose: uhh never
remoose: you think i’m going to be able to sit in the LIBRARY with SIRIUS BLACK without kicking the table over
snob: out of anger or sexual frustration???
remoose:
both!!
snob:
ugh you’re the worst
snob: you should do it
snob: im sure he wouldn’t have texted you if he didn't really need help
remoose: ok but so what
snob: don't be an asshole!!
remoose: boo
[sirius black + remus lupin]
11:56 AM:
remus:
hi
remus: so my best friend lily put those posters up as a joke
remus: ((bad joke, not funny))
remus: but if you actually need help with some basics, im sure i can offer minimal guidance
sirius: “offer minimal guidance” who ARE you
remus: oh im remus
remus: was that not on the poster
sirius: no it was sorry
sirius: you know lily??
remus: yeah we’ve been friends since kindergarten
sirius: oh cool. you’re probably who she was talking about then
remus: what do you mean
sirius: she mentioned she had a friend who was like. a computer science genius
sirius: that would be you, right??
sirius: unless she’s collecting a bunch of super smart coding friends
remus: lmfao no thats probably me
remus:
how do you know lily??
sirius:
im james’ best friend!!
sirius:
she’s always over
[lily evans + remus lupin]
12:20 PM:
remoose:
YOU
remoose:
AND JAMES POTTER
snob:
tell sirius he’s a dead man
remoose changed
snob ‘s
name to
liar
liar:
STOP
remoose:
tbc
[sirius black + remus lupin]
12:26 PM:
sirius:
...im assuming you didn't know
remus: lily told me to tell you you’re a dead man
sirius: oh shit
remus: better watch out
remus: she’s scary for a ginger
sirius:
ill be telling her you said that
remus:
i imagine its hard for you to speak when you’re dead :(
sirius: that is a minor inconvenience that i can easily work around
remus: ill preform a seance for you
sirius: awww remus!! you do care
remus: nvm ig
sirius: ://
remus: so
remus: comp sci yay
sirius: oh yeah
sirius: no i do actually need help. im sort of hopeless
remus: is it the syntax that you need help with?? or just understanding the topics
sirius: understanding the topics i guess
sirius: i can do pretty basic stuff
remus:
that’s better than nothing!!
remus:
i can do any day after four
sirius: thank fuck! I thought you were going to say no
remus: meh i was planning on it
remus: but maybe you’re not as much of an asshole than i thought
remus: + i’ve finished most of my reading for the next couple months soo
sirius: oh he’s smart!!
sirius: well i mean of course you are
sirius: i meant like
remus: ur fine
sirius: yeah ok
sirius: im good for any day too
sirius: what about tuesday??
remus: good for me. at the library?
sirius: uhm. i’ve been banned 😞
remus: FROM THE LIBRARY
sirius: yea
sirius: pince hasn’t let me or james in since last october
remus: what did you do
sirius: put banned books in without her knowledge </3
remus: oh
remus: i think i picked one of those up actually
sirius: we did them alphabetically!! it took her three months to notice
remus: that’s pretty tame
remus: i expected something. brash?
sirius: i thought that one up :)
sirius: but yeah the library is a no go
remus: we could do my flat
remus: lily will probably be home if thats fine
sirius: perfect!! i love lily
sirius: if you know about them now...maybe james can come along?
remus: i don't mind
sirius: ace :P ill ask lily then
[sirius black + lily evans]
12: 53 PM:
mrblackpotter:
LILY IM SO SORRY I THOUGHT HE WOULD’VE KNOWN HE SAID YOU TWO WERE BESWT FRIENDS
mrblackpotter: but!! james and i are coming over to your flat tuesday :)))))))
mrsevanspotter: i hate you
mrblackpotter: im sorryyyyy
mrsevanspotter: does that mean remus agreed
mrblackpotter: yes!! i didn't think he would
mrblackpotter: hopefully he’s as good as you say he is i am in need of serious help
mrblackpotter: one might go on to say...im in need of some SIRIUS help
mrsevanspotter: i hope one day you hate yourself
[lily evans + dorcas meadows + peter pettigrew + marlene mckinnon]
1:05 PM:
mastermind: REMUS SAID YES!!!
thehotone: omg he said yes!!!
mastermind: shut up
petey: WHOOO PLAN IS IN ACTIONN
mastermind: THANK YOU FOR MATCHING MY ENERGY PETE ILY
petey: OMG ILYT LILY!!!!!
alsothehotone: anyways
mastermind: sirius is coming over to the flat on tuesday
thehotone: PROGRESSS
alsothehotone: fuck yeah!!
[lily evans + remus lupin]
2:03 PM:
liar: so
remoose: so
liar: i don't know why i didn't tell you!! we only got together like. two months ago
liar: and i was going to tell you obviously but i didn't i'm sorry
remoose: ugh its fine
remoose: i wasn’t actually upset
remoose: it’s been a weird day though
liar: ill say
liar: so black and potter at the flat tuesday??
remoose: uhh yeah
remoose: whoops i should’ve checked with you is that ok
liar: aww rem
liar: all good w me
remoose: ok cool
remoose: its fine if its not though
remoose: i can totally uninvite sirius if its not okay with you
liar: …
liar: why did you say yes to the flat if you didn't want to?!!
remoose:
i don't know!! mf is banned from the library!!
liar:
oh yeah i forgot about that
liar: i mean. don't do anything you’re uncomfortable with
remoose: no no i'm okay. just need to prepare myself
remoose: sirius black!!
liar: yes. sirius black
remoose: man
remoose: he’s so pretty
remoose: where’d you say you were off to btw
liar: ill ignore that
liar: well now that you know
liar: i can tell you im on my way to james’ place
remoose: ugh
remoose: can you pick up a coffee and blueberry muffin for me one your way back
liar: yep!!
remoose: thanks
remoose: ok im going to go bury my head in a book
remoose: have fun!! be safe 😁
liar: die
remoose changed liar ‘s name to misspotter
misspotter: ihy
remoose: <333
6:34 PM:
misspotter:
omw back
misspotter: picked up coffee but muffins were out :((
misspotter: sirius baked brownies though!!
remoose: he bakes too
remoose: what CANT he do
misspotter: well
misspotter: he cant code, for one
remoose: ok smartass
remoose: when are you home i miss you
misspotter: wtf is this? remus? showing affection?
remoose: shut up
remoose: mother dearest called
remoose: im feeling nostalgic and sad
remoose: also dizzy as heck!!
misspotter: have you drank any water
remoose: ill grab a glass now
misspotter: good
misspotter: driving back now ill be there in ten <3
remoose: k drive safe
[sirius black + remus lupin]
10:28 PM:
sirius changed remus ‘s name to tutor
sirius changed sirius ‘s name to tutee
tutee: mister tutor
tutor: mister tutee
tutee: 😁
tutee: any chance we can change the date of our sesh
tutee: something came up
tutor: sure
tutor: we could do monday
tutor: or after tuesday. as i said, im good for anytime after four
tutee: monday sounds good
tutee: sorry about this
tutor: thats alright. is everything ok
tutee: uhh not really. just some family stuff
tutor: oh :// if you wanna talk about it my number is on your phone!!
tutee: that it is. thanks remus
tutor: yeah anytime
tutee: gtg now james is making me clean the kitchen :/
tutor: how dare he
tutor: those brownies you gave lily were amazing btw
tutee: oh ty!! lily told me you like chocolate
tutor: of course i do i'm not a heathen
tutee: sensitive topic okay…
tutor: have fun with the kitchen <33 i hope you slip on soap suds
tutee: harsh. have a good night remus :)
[lily evans + remus lupin]
10:47 PM:
remoose:
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