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1. darling! by itscometothis

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Sep 2021

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Dramatic Draco Malfoy
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • until they catch feelings
   • Draco Malfoy is Miss Piggy
   • Hermione Granger is So Done
   • Hermione is Kermit
   • Fluff and Crack
   • This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
   • Panic Attack
   • Implied/Referenced Torture
   • oh no they caught feelings

   Summary

   When Draco and Hermione are invited to help demonstrate a path forward for Wizarding Britain and its reconciliation, neither really feel like they can refuse - Hermione for moral reasons and Draco for practical ones (read: Azkaban sounds bad). But they have very different ideas on how to play up this fake relationship.

   Written for DFW's Deal or No Deal: Legendary Duos - Kermit and Ms. Piggy. It's as ridiculous as you expect.

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